So this is what Sharon Stone looks like when she’s way busy not giving a f-ck, and honestly, I think it’s kind of great. Sharon, if you didn’t know, or thought otherwise when comparing her with her peers, whom 90% of have probably gone under some kind of big ugly knife, is fifty-four.
There were some rumors awhile back that Sharon had undergone some kind of facelift, but I can tell you one thing for true—if she did, she sure wasted her money on it, because she looks refreshingly normal (for a “real” person), and not at all plastic in the way that most celebrities end up looking even after one “good” facelift. Nope, the thing is that Sharon Stone fully admits to trying lip plumpers once, and after a botched job, she swore off age-erasing enhancements altogether.
Back in 2010, Sharon had this to say about the injections, and I also left in a few gems to make you adore her some more:
On why she got lip injections:
“Nobody loved me. I’m 103. My life would be better if I had better lips.”
On her reaction to the procedure, which made her swear off plastic surgery:
“What the hell?” and “(I looked) like a trout.”
On her divorce:
“It takes a long, long time to come to the point where you can actually say that you got married because you were in love with the person. And it makes me cry… To admit your own lovingness was, for me, a harder step. Not to be embarrassed or ashamed that I could love somebody who didn’t love me. And that can be OK.”
On her current dry spell:
“Life and love is like the ocean. Sometimes the tide is in and sometimes the tide is out, and sometimes it’s like the frigging Mojave. Fortunately, I like the desert. I’m a desert flower.”
Can we all just love on Sharon Stone a little bit harder today? Can we please?
Oh, and no troll-like comments need apply, especially if they’re slamming Sharon Stone for looking like a real, fearless woman who couldn’t give a shit less about impressing anyone, thanks. I know it’s Hollywood and all, but let’s spend ten minutes trying to be … what’s the word? Oh. Right. Realistic.
June 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
You know, I don’t think there’s ever been an instance on this site where we’ve spoken ill of Liv Tyler. And for good reason! She’s just one of the cutest, most darling-est things ever. No, we’ve talked about her divorce and her parenting skills, her leaked photos, which were completely endearing, and even way back in 2009, when she tried to phone the cops over a crying toddler (in her defense, she was totally doing it with the child’s best interests at heart).
Yeah, Liv Tyler doesn’t do much lately, but when she does, we’ve got a lot of good to say about it because come on. It’s Liv Tyler. Hating or mocking Liv Tyler is akin to hating on or mocking a little baby or a fairy princess or a teddy bear or something. It just doesn’t happen.
June 22, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
I don’t know what I expected, but I can definitely say it wasn’t this. I’m pleasantly surprised, because for as many drugs and as much alcohol that Kelly Osbourne‘s ingested over the years, you’d think that she’d look more like her dad, Ozzy, than like her mother, Sharon, but she looks … well, she looks cute. She looks like a happy little girl, and not a twenty-seven year-old woman who’s been through engagements and celebrity feuds and a trunk’s-worth of cocaine and vodka. All things considered, not so bad, right?
How do you guys feel about Kelly’s face?
June 14, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
I know: you guys are thinking, “God, as if I needed another reason, Sarah?”
These are photos of Eva Mendes being all domestic and shopping for things like flowers and Pyrex baking dishes, and I could completely vomit at how beautiful her stupid face is even without its stupid makeup on. It’s like, come on. Stop bragging, Eva. We already know you’re beautiful as it is, and we already know how damn lucky you are because you get to sleep next to (oh, and with) Ryan Gosling night in and night out, and now you really have to go and stick in our faces how lovely your face is first thing in the morning? I guess it’s all that Ryan Gosling-sex, you’re right. If any of us woke up next to Ryan Gosling in the morning, we’d probably look this good, too. You make a good point.
Also, I happened to notice that girl’s got eggs, flour, and bagged frozen fruit in the basket, so I’m going to surmise that she’s going to bake her man, Ryan Gosling, a fruit cobbler. And I have just THE BEST recipe for fruit cobbler, and it’s been tested. Recently. I made it last week, and it was so amazing that I had to fight with myself (almost physically) to not eat the entire thing. It was that. good.
So, you know, Eva, if you’re looking for some tips on how to bake a man-catching cobbler, just, you know, give me your passcode to Ryan’s house and I’ll whip it up nice and good for him. I definitely won’t be telling you how I’m totally planning on changing the code once I’m in so that you’re unable to barge in and interrupt what’s sure to be a lovely night of cobbler and candlelight (and I just bought the most darling taper candles), accusing me of sabotaging your plans and stealing your ideas, because really. Where would that leave me, then? I’ll tell you where: on the shitty side of a restraining order, duh.
June 12, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
This is what Jennifer Love Hewitt did yesterday with her mom. And by “this,” I mean “I have no idea what and don’t particularly care, because she looks good and that’s what we keep Jennifer Love Hewitt around for and not her acting talent.”
My thing, though, is—would she consider this outing with her mom—Mother’s Day, so to speak—a special occasion? Because she’s still vagazzling, and it’s apparently reserved for special occasions:
During A and E Networks 2012 Upfront event on At Wednesday, ‘The Client List’ said that beneath her cleavage-bearing Alexander McQueen dress she was vajazzled because “it’s a special occasion.”
But she doesn’t stop there: she admitted to Access Hollywood that she desperately wants to be Anastasia in a film adaption of Fifty Shades of Grey:
“I wanna be Anastasia so badly.” … In the book, Anastasia is a young woman, who after taking over an assignment to interview eligible bachelor Christian Grey, ends up on an R-Rated journey. “I think it would be awesome. I think it would be really, really fun. I just started part of it,” she added, referring to the book. “And I’m saving the rest for my vacation in a month or so.”
So, didn’t I tell you guys, like, years ago that Jennifer Love here would soon be experiencing this certain sort of career revival? She’s on talk shows, this Client List thing is putting Lifetime networks back on the map for everyone not female and under fifty, and she’s looking hotter than ever before. I backed you then, girl, and I’m going to back you now … even if you are still a total flake.
May 14, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
So I guess if you guys are really hardcore followers of this lovely—and newly single—lady, then you’ll probably recognize her off the bat. While I think she’s pretty hot, and she’s got an … um, let’s say ‘interesting’ personality, I had a hard time figuring out who it was when I first saw the picture. Here’s another, from a different angle:
Any ideas yet? This lady looks so different without her customary face on that she’s almost unrecognizable (still beautiful, yes, but unrecognizable).
Hint? I’ll bet if you saw photos of her nipples, you’d guess her right away.
Jump in to find out who it is!