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Punky Brewster Hits Up The Pumpkin Patch

It’s that time of the year again. Not Halloween, or even autumn. The time of the year I’m referring to is the three weeks leading up to Halloween in which I am bombarded by photo after photo of celebrities taking their kids to go pick out pumpkins and gourds at that motherfuckin’ Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch. This place is like the...