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Simon Rex

Speaking of Simon Rex

He was in the movie “Pledge This.” You know, the one with Paris Hilton. The trailer makes sure that you know that she is in the movie. It looks awful, but awful in a “I’m suprised it didn’t end up in theatres way.” “Big Mama’s House” made it.

Here is the trailer. Simon Rex also has his shirt off. He and Paris are both recognized porn stars. Fun.

What ever happened to “Pledge This” you ask?

Straight to video.

Simon Rex…Gay Pornstar

So I was looking around for information on this rapper named Mickey Avalon and I found out that his first record was recorded with friend and gay pornstar Simon Rex.

Um, the same Simon Rex the MTV VJ and actor? Evidently he has starred in such flicks as “Young Hard and Solo II.” I guess this has been common knowledge for a while but I still am quite shocked. He went from Gay Pornstar to VJ to actor. Interesting leap.

Here is a rundown of “Young Hard and Solo II” from our friends at Exceptional Mediocrity

Rundown:

Simon in some PJ bottoms and a white tee sitting on the floor flipping through channels. Nothing’s good on TV. Simon decides to pop in some entertainment, a wonderful video called “Young, Hard and Solo”(part one, presumabley) featuring a guy jerking off. Simon decides to follow suit and promptly removes his clothes and gets down to business. Jerk, jerk, jerk. Enter baby oil for easier jerkage. Jerk, jerk, jerk. Oh there happens to be a full-length mirror over here, let me get on my hands and knees facing said mirror and wank. (more like hand and knees, right?) Oh look, there’s my ass all up in the camera. Jerk, jerk, jerk. This is not enough…. i want more friction. DING goes the light bulb… Simon goes missionary with the carpet and humps earnestly for like a minute, then he’s back on his back, jerk jerk jerk… and then it ends…..

I must obtain the full clip, if indeed there is one which contains the money shot. I didn’t go through all that shock and awe to be left with proverbial blue balls. I want the shot and I want it now! And I have to give Simon props in the endowment area. Nice Simon. Nice. Add that with the beautiful face….boy oh boy.

Oh my. Part of me wants to see this.

Disclaimer: I’m not being all Perez and insinuating that Simon is gay. I guess it was all solo gay porn.