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Shaquille O'Neal

Shaq Can Do Anything, Even Conduct An Orchestra!

Did you see Kazaam?  Did you listen to “Shoot Pass Slam?” Have you seen an important basketball game in the past 18 years?  If you answered yes to any of these things, then it should be clear to you that Shaq is a higher being, capable of things that we mortal folk can only dream of doing.  And that’s why this happened: The...

Shaq Does Beyonce in Drag

Shaq was out celebrating the holiday with everyone else last night and he documented the occasion and his drag costume by treating us to a lip dub of Beyonce’s “Sweet Dreams” AKA one of the best songs of our time. No, he doesn’t know most of the words, but he pushes through almost the entire song, dancing with his hands and...

Pictures from the Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at the Playboy Mansion, Just Because

Their PR chick sent ’em over, and some of them are pretty sexy. Except for the one Scott Baio’s in. But please check out the one of Shaq, whose right hand basically spans the length of some chick’s torso. I was just thinking about this tonight. You know, I’m tired of people saying there’s no way to tell how big a...

“Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes!”

OMG this is genius. You guys have to check out this clip of Shaquille O’Neal rapping at an NYC club last night. I couldn’t stop laughing. This dude should just give up the whole basketball thing and focus on slamming Kobe Bryant in his raps. After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops...

Shaq’s Quite the Player

Now that he’s on the path to divorce, it looks like Shaquille O’Neal is single and ready to mingle. And by “mingle” I of course mean “have lots of hot sex with random hot chicks.” Says a driver for the basketball star: “Every time Shaq is in town, I get the call, and let me tell you: He’s got more...

Shaq’s Available!

It’s a very happy day for tall women everywhere. Miami Heat center Shaquille O’Neal has filed for divorce from his wife of five years, Shaunie. The couple have four children together, and each has a child from a previous relationship. And it looks like this divorce is going to be messy! Shaq’s petition says that Shaunie has been...