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Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen got high and recapped ‘Game of Thrones’

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If there’s one thing you need in your life, it’s Snoop Dogg‘s talk show, Double G News Network, which he hosts on his YouTube channel. It’s all kinds of insane, and he decided to take it to another level this week when he was joined by Seth Rogen and they got high as hell and sorta tried to recap Game of Thrones. I don’t watch Game of Thrones, and I left with no greater understanding of anything going on on the show than I had before I watched this, but that’s hardly the point, I suppose.

Seth is about as useless as a chocolate fireguard, as the old saying goes, when it comes to providing any entertainment here, but I guess he’s hilarious because of that. Snoop is, as always, amazing.

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Seth Rogen states the obvious: ‘Justin Bieber is a dick’

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Remember that tweet Seth Rogen posted in January about how awful Justin Bieber is? This one:

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While some people may have thought it was a joke, considering Seth’s comedy leanings, it’s no surprise that he was actually dead serious about the comment. After all, Justin Bieber IS a piece of shit – and Seth talked about his experience meeting the walking skidmark on The Howard Stern Show (via Entertainment Tonight):

“He’s a good example of someone you meet, who you think you’re going to hate him, and then you get to hate him as much as you thought,” Rogen explained. “You meet him, and he meets up to every one of your [bad] expectations of how you hope he will be.”

Rogen recalled his first meeting with the Biebs when the two just so happened to be appearing on a German talk show at the same time, and Bieber’s people asked him to step outside of his dressing room to meet the Baby singer.

“And it was weird, I was like, ‘Sure, I’ll meet him.’ So I went outside to meet him and he was acting like I asked to meet him! It was very nonchalant, ‘Yo man. Sup,’ and I’m like, ‘What the f*ck, I don’t want to meet you. Don’t act all nonplussed to meet me. I didn’t want to meet you! I was totally cool not meeting you! … But I was like, fine, I wouldn’t have said anything, I was like, ‘Aye, he’s a bit of a mother*cker. He’s young, the kid’s a d**k.’”

Though the second time the two met at an MTV Awards show two years later, things didn’t go much better.

“He literally had a snake wrapped around his fu*king wrist that he was wearing. I was like, what the fu*k?” Rogen laughed. “And I talked to him for like five minutes and I just remember thinking, ‘F*ck this kid.’”

Side note: Seth says his Neighbors co-star Zac Efron is Bieber’s polar opposite and is super sweet and super humble, too. Good to know!

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Taylor Swift, Zooey Deschanel and James Franco crashed Seth Rogen’s ‘SNL’ party

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I still haven’t watched this week’s episode of Saturday Night Live with Seth Rogen hosting, but his monologue went viral yesterday considering all the famous faces who turned up to… support him, I guess?

That’s right – James Franco, Zooey Deschanel and Taylor Swift all turned up to get in on the fun, and I guess it was sorta amusing or something? I dunno – I rarely think the monologues (or the show in general) is anything worthwhile these days, but this is okay. I wish this show would realize, however, that it takes more than extra celebrity cameos to make people laugh. Maybe just try being funny with the regular cast you have? I dunno.

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Wanna Know Who Seth Rogen Smoked Weed With?

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Lindsay Lohan made a list of all the famous dudes she’s banged, and Seth Rogen is doing her one better — he made a list of everyone he got high with. Well, sort of. He went on Andy Cohen’s show and was given a name of celebs and asked if he smoked with them. Here’s what Mr. Rogen said, via E!:

Sarah Silverman?: “Yes, lots of times.”

Paul Rudd?: “Oh yeah, lots of times.”

Snoop Dogg?: “Yeah, actually I have!”

Barbra Streisand?: “No, but we talked about it a lot. She smoked weed with Peter Sellers though. That’s the craziest s–t ever!”

Jonah Hill?: “Yeah, a few times.”

Are you ready for the most jaw-dropping answer of all?

James Franco?: “This is really depressing for me to say…I’ve never smoked weed with James Franco because he doesn’t smoke weed. That’s why he’s such a good actor! It’s really sad, actually.”

Well slap my ass and call me Susan, because that truly shocks me.

Which celebs would YOU want to get high with?

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Kim Kardashian Laughs At Herself Over Bound Video

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Kim Kardashian is laughing at herself — who knew this was possible? She thought James Franco and Seth Rogen‘s Bound2 video parody was funny. Now let’s see if Kanye laughs along. If he does, the world will explode. The original video, featuring a topless Kim K bouncing on Kanye’s lap as he’s riding a motorcycle was so bad, it begged for parody, and Mr. Franco and Mr. Rogen delivered like Dominos.

She tweeted,

You nailed it!!! Sooo funny! RT @Sethrogen: #Bound3 http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3TTiHRrEBE ….  Enjoy!!!!!!

With a link to the video.

Smart move on her part. Very smart.

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Which video do you prefer?

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James Franco and Seth Rogen Remade Kanye’s ‘Bound 2′ Video and It’s Hilarious/Terrifying

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James Franco and Seth Rogen are currently working together again on The Interview, and while they were there, I guess they decided it would be pretty hilarious to recreate Kanye West‘s video for ‘Bound 2′, which we all know was a trifling ass expression of… whatever. They really went for it in their version – it’s a shot for shot remake with the guys taking on Kim Kardashian and Kanye’s weird motorcycle sex and everything. It’s hilarious, and I’d venture to say 300x better than the original… even if Seth Rogen and his hair back does make me want to vomit in my mouth a bit.

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Blind Item About Zac Efron And Seth Rogen?

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Zac Efron surprised a whole lot of people when it was revealed he went to rehab for a little cocaine problem. Allegedly he made his drug use a bad habit when he started filming Neighbors with Seth Rogen. So it sounds like this Blind Item exclusive from Blind Gossip has to be about Mr. Efron and Mr. Rogen. But tell us what you think. Heads-up: It’s a long one. All asterisk additions are theirs. From Blind Gossip:

You may notice some weird tension between two actors who are out promoting a project together. Well, we’re going to tell you the story about exactly why one absolutely hates the other!

These two good-looking male actors have some mutual friends. So when they started working on a project together, they became close rather quickly.

Unfortunately, a lot of their time together centered around doing dr*gs. The Younger Actor had been using coke, pot and ecst*sy for years. However, his intake of coke dramatically increased when he began to party with the Older Actor.

Along with many other Hollywood types, the two attended SXSW, an annual music, film, and interactive conference and festival held in Texas earlier this year.

Younger was there to promote a film he had completed before his project with Older started, but he met up with Older to do some serious partying.

Older scored c*caine for both of them from a dealer he knew. The dealer asked Older why he needed triple the regular score. Older told him that it was because he was partying with Younger, and that Younger’s appetite for the white powder had gotten huge.

Dealers usually keep their buyers’ secrets. Unfortunately for Younger, Older’s dealer did not. One of the dealer’s industry friends ended up calling Younger’s management team about Younger’s c*caine abuse and how bad it had gotten. Some members of the management team then intervened and confronted Younger.

Younger was furious! Not with himself, for becoming an addict. Not with his team, for calling him on the carpet about his add*ction and telling him to get help. Not with the dr*g dealer, who blabbed about his problem. No, he was furious with Older!

Yes, Younger is now blaming Older for everything. For his dru*g problem, for ruining his reputation, and for the trouble in which he now finds himself. It’s all Older’s fault!

Younger spoke directly to Older only one more time after this happened. It was to scream in his face, “F*ck you! You ruined my entire f*cking life!” No punches were thrown, but those who witnessed the exchange were shaken by the complete hatred exhibited by the usually mild-mannered Younger Actor.

The tension between the two actors is bad. It’s gotten so bad, in fact, that Younger refuses to even speak to Older. This is making things very awkward, as the two actors are supposed to be promoting their project together. The project is premiering very soon. During various promotion events, the very paranoid Younger refuses to sit or stand next to Older, avoids having his picture taken with him, and he refrains from even mentioning Older’s name in interviews (which is difficult considering they are costars).

The promotion for the project will be over soon, but the resentment will live on. Younger swears that he will never, ever forgive Older for ruining his “entire f*cking life”.

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Zac Efron and Seth Rogen were both at SXSW but I can’t find any photos of them together, which seems weird…

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