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Charlie Sheen Hates Selma Blair And Wants To Give Mila Kunis $10 Million

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Charlie Sheen is on the warpath, everyone. After (justifiably but still) flipping out over Farrah Abraham‘s antics, he’s now turning his crazy warlock ass on Selma Blair. Ms. Blair has been acting on his show, Anger Management, but now he wants her fired. And he wants alleged roller-skating super bitch Mila Kunis. From TMZ:

We’re told it all started when Selma complained to “AM” execs that Charlie was a menace to work with — claiming he’s late all the time and has a shoddy work ethic.

Problem is … the actor found out about it and was super pissed. We’re told Charlie felt Selma was out of line considering he’s the star of the show. And he specifically referenced himself learning 40 pages of lines per episode compared to her 2.

But sources close to Sheen tell us the actor did more than just complain … he told everyone HE FIRED SELMA altogether — although it’s unclear how official it was.

Charlie then made it clear to “AM” honchos … if Selma shows up to set Monday — when the show is scheduled to shoot — he’ll refuse to work.

And there’s this … we’re told Charlie now wants to extend an offer to Mila Kunis (a.k.a. Ashton Kutcher‘s GF) for a 10 episode arch … at $1 MILLION per episode.

Quick question: WHY IS ANYONE STILL WORKING WITH CHARLIE SHEEN?

Oh and Charlie, no way Mila Kunis is coming near your show. She is way out of your league, in celebrity guest star terms.

God I hate this dick.

Hey Selma Blair, Why Don’t You Come Over My House and I’ll Make You a Sandwich, Huh?

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Poor, poor Selma Blair, guys. I don’t even know what to say about her anymore except maybe “Holy shit, her xiphoid process just fell out.”

As you can see up top, Selma Blair is out and about with her sixteen-month-old son and she’s looking … well, let’s be honest, here: she looks like a piece of crap de-boned and then re-boned. By a visually impaired person who’s used to doing taxidermy on mollusks—badly. To someone who doesn’t know Selma Blair’s history, she just looks like a new mom whose maybe gone off the deep end a little bit while trying to lose that last five or seven pounds of baby weight. It happens, and you have to catch it quick before it goes from bad to worse, but to people who know Selma Blair’s history? Well, this could be a warning sign of things to come.

See, back in the day, Selma had some issues that required her to stay in rehab for a little while, and while she gave rehab the old college try (she was treated for a total of thirty days) sources close to Selma said that thirty days wasn’t near enough to address the issues that she’s allegedly had for years.

I hope for the sake of that little boy that she’s taking good care of herself, because even if she’s a stellar mom, which I’m sure she is, it’s still one of the most important things to be a healthy stellar mom.

Selma Blair Is Too Pregnant

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We haven’t really covered Selma Blair and her pregnancy too much over here because it’s not like it’s 2001 anymore and I don’t have room in my heart to care about a post-Legally Blonde Selma Blair. Personally, I was going to let her and her baby ride by without commenting (unless she gave the kid a stupid name, then it would just be careless not to), but not anymore. Because Selma’s about to bust and there are pictures.

It turns out that Selma’s baby was due on July 4th. Which, you know, was a couple weeks back. What’s that baby doing in there? Not to be mean, but like, what reason would you have to have an extended stay in Selma Blair’s womb? Angelina Jolie, sure, that makes sense, why WOULDN’T you want to linger in there, but come on, Selma? Again, it’s not 2001, baby. There’s a whole wide world of magic and relevance out here for you to experience.