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Justin Bieber Is Wasting His Penis on Selena Gomez

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Poor, poor Justin Bieber. Sure, he’s a superstar, the new King of Pop, even, but he’s still an 18-year-old boy. We may know him as the best boyfriend ever, but he still has urges, and he still has needs that even his beloved Selena Gomez can’t satisfy.

Yes, we’re about to talk about Justin Bieber’s sex life. Strap yourselves in, friends. It’s about to get ugly.

From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are struggling to hold on to each other. Bieber, 18, has spent the last year and a half wooing Gomez – renting LA’s Staples Center for a private screening of Titanic, lavishing her with gifts, treating her to a helicopter tour of Toronto – but sources say the pair have been on the brink of a breakup for months.

“They fight and then make up all the time,” says a friend. At issue? Schedules that mean spending too much time apart – and plenty of girls willing to ease Justin’s loneliness.

“Justin loves Selena, but he’s starting to feel antsy,” reveals a source close to Justin. “He’s in his prime and can get any girl he wants. He has definitely thought about being free.”

At Justin’s March birthday bash, Selena and Justin stayed close and “Selena kept telling everyone she wanted to have Justin’s babies.” But just days later, Gomez left for Florida to shoot Spring Breakers and Justin stayed behind in LA.

“Selena’s schedule is crazy and has become a source of contention. She has broken big plans – like a trip to Mexico – with Justin six times, and he complains.”

By mid-May, Bieber was losing patience.

“He feels he should be tapping all the girls who come around,” says the Bieber source. “It’s hard.”

Justin tried to initiate a split, but Gomez wasn’t having it. “She freaked out,” says the source. “So he apologized and got back together with her.”

Then, at the MuchMusic Awards in June, Justin was acting “weird” says a source, and then he had a mini-breakdown. As his trademark hair was styled, “Justin was not in a good way. He was upset and crying, saying the relationship was over.”

But – surprise! – it wasn’t. Come July, the two were cuddling in LA. The source says, “They are kids! Of course they fight. They can both be dramatic.”

In the end, “Justin is still crazy about her and knows how lucky he is to have her,” says the Bieber insider. “Everything is not always perfect, but for now they are happy.”

I really can’t decide what makes me feel ickier, the idea that Justin Bieber believes that “he should be tapping all the girls who come around,” or the fact that I laughed out loud after reading the bit where he was crying while getting his hair done. Stars, they’re just like us when we’re getting ready for the eighth grade prom!

But really, I hope these two kids work it out. I mean, I don’t really want Selena to get her wish of having Justin’s babies, but I kind of want Selena to get her wish of having Justin’s babies. The gossip, you guys. The gossip it would bring. The pictures, and the statements. The onesies that Justin would start selling that would say things like “swaggy baby” and “swag” and “swagger.” “Made by swagger.” “I’m two months old and I’m a swaggy infant.”. Oh, and the songs that Justin would write about the situation. It would be really glorious until Justin started ruining the baby’s life.

Did Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Break Up?

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From TMZ:

He loves her … he loves her not — TMZ has learned, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up multiple times in the last few months.

Sources in a position to know tell us, Biebs and Selena most recently ended things last week — but have since decided to give their relationship another try … kinda.

We’re told Justin and Selena’s current situation is tenuous … they’re not “solid”  …  they’re just figuring things out.

They’ve been dating for roughly a year and a half.

Teenagers.

This is pure speculation and not, you know, based on my long late night talks with Justin Bieber, but do you think this could be because of The Biebz and his anger issues? Because I feel like he has anger issues. There was the time that he assaulted that photographer, and there was the time that he got pissed and hung up his phone during a radio interview. If you go back and watch that hilarious clip from his recent appearance on David Letterman’s show, you can see a hint of rage in his eyes when David Letterman grabs his arm. There are also older stories, like the one where some kid tried to hack Justin’s Twitter account, so Justin tracked the kid down, found his phone number, and then tweeted it to his thousands and thousands of followers. I’m not saying that Justin’s going to turn into a serial killer or anything, but I think it’s pretty obvious that he has at least some trouble controlling his temper right now.

But then again, he’s also an 18-year-old boy, and I’ll be damned if those aren’t some of the most annoying, gross, immature creatures to ever walk the planet. If these two have been dating for a year and a half, then I don’t blame Selena at all for needing a break. I’d need a break too if my boyfriend got in a phase where he felt the need to work the word “swag” into every conversation.

Do you think these two kids can make it though?

Love It or Leave It: Selena Gomez’s Busted-Ass Extensions

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Look, we’re talking about Selena Gomez for the first time in a month without having to talk about Justin Bieber and his photographer-assaulting ways! Isn’t that super? I just wish I had better news for you guys—Selena Gomez did I-don’t-know-what-the-f-ck to her hair with those cheap-looking ombre extensions. It’s pretty bad, right? Also, I don’t even think she went for length extensions. I think she decided to go for volume extensions (and just on the lower five or six inches of her hair), and why she’d do that is beyond me. Her hair was always so pretty. Don’t you remember this photo?:

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Because I do. This photo really sticks out in my mind as “Wow. Selena Gomez is turning into quite a beautiful young woman and now when are we going to see LEAKED NUDES.”

But anyway, because it’s almost impossible to talk about Selena Gomez without talking about Justin Bieber (unless, of course, we are talking LEAKED NUDES), Contact Music has information that Selena’s upcoming album might have details about the couple’s relationship, but then again, it might not because Selena just doesn’t get down like that. From Contact:

“It’s not going to be necessarily, ‘Here’s my tell-all.’ It’s going to be more of something that people could say, ‘It could be that or it could be this or it could that.’ At the end of the day I only make my music because I want it be really fun and if I could have people dance to it, relate to it, have a good time, that’s all I want.”

Oh, so she’s a c-cktease? Is that what this means? Because I could definitely get behind thinking that Selena Gomez is a c-cktease.

What do you guys think about these extension things anyway, huh? Because that is, after all, why we’re all gathered here around this Selena Gomez post to talk about, isn’t it?

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Selena Gomez is Really Upset About Justin Bieber’s Fight, Also May Have Gotten Her Lips Done (?)

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These are the photos taken during the aftermath of Justin Bieber‘s photographer freak-out where he sent a photographer to the hospital for treatment of minor injuries.

In the pictures, you can easily tell that Selena is upset, but what you can also tell is that Selena either got belted in the mouth by accident while Justin’s mini-fists of fury were flying, or she went down the cliche route and got her lips did. Check out this photo:

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Does that—or does that not—kind of look like what Lindsay Lohan looks like after she leaves her injectionist*? Oh, what? You don’t know what that looks like? Here!

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We’re all fully aware that Selena isn’t a known for her Angelina Jolie-like lips, so that naturally leads me to believe that she may have gotten something done to her pout. It’s not as bad as Kris Jenner‘s, granted, but hey. Little starlets have to start somewhere, right? This is Selena a few months ago, back when her lips weren’t as bee-stung-looking:


Thoughts? Did Selena get her lips injected?

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*OF COURSE I look for any and all excuses to run this picture. Thought you knew.

Quotables: Selena Gomez Was SMOKING

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“I was getting kind of repetitive in terms of the roles I was picking, and I really wanted to do something that was completely different. It was a mark thing for me—like, ‘This is what I want to be doing.’ I want to be taking myself seriously as an actress, and this was definitely a stretch.” She adds: “I mean, I’d never smoked a cigarette before in my entire life. It was really funny—they had to show me how to do it.”

Selena Gomez, talking about her role in the upcoming Spring Breakers, and how she had to—oh my God—smoke. Spring Breakers, if you haven’t heard much about it, is a movie about four girls who end up getting arrested during spring break, and a Kevin Federline-looking James Franco bails them out and gets them into far worse trouble. From IMDB:

Four college girls who land in jail after robbing a restaurant in order to fund their spring break vacation find themselves bailed out by a drug and arms dealer who wants them to do some dirty work.

But Selena Gomez! Smoking real cigarettes for a movie! Jeez. Don’t they have options for those staunchly against having to smoke for their job? Like, I don’t know, the e-cigarette or whatever? Or maybe she just wasn’t all that against it, huh?

Just out of curiosity—how many of you guys are smokers?

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Are Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Pre-Engaged?

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Because, you know, that’s a thing, being pre-engaged. It’s when you’re engaged to be engaged. It’s sort of like how right now I’m planning on planning on buying a new car, or how I’m thinking about thinking about finally taking down the Christmas tree. It’s the step you take before you take the step to get to the actual step. Get it?

Anyway, that’s apparently what Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are doing right now, because Justin got Selena this beautiful ring for Valentine’s Day:

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Yeah, that’s a ring featuring a “J” made of diamonds, because Justin likes to keep it simple. He also likes to keep things locked down, because this ring signifies that little Justin wants to spend the rest of his whole life with Selena. Aww!

Selena Gomez, 19, shared a pic on Instagram on Feb. 12 of a ring in the shape of a ‘J’ with the message “I’m finally home” during a romantic date with boyfriend Justin Bieber, 17, in New York City. And now a new report claims the super cute gesture was Justin’s way of promising Selena he’ll be with her forever.

“It was kind of a pre-engagement ring, really,” a source tells OK! magazine. “They’re too young to get married, but they are just head over heels in love with each other and they want to spend the rest of their lives together…It symbolizes their intention to be together for a long time.”

This comes almost a year after the pair stepped out holding hands at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Feb. 27, 2011. From tropical romantic getaways around the world to Mariah Yeater accusing Justin of being her baby’s daddy, the two young lovebirds have definitely had a whirlwind of a year, but are stronger than ever.

“They are 100 percent monogamous — Justin has girls throwing themselves at him all the time, but they are essentially invisible to him,” the source tells the mag. “Her never misses an opportunity to tell Selena how beautiful she is.”

Another sign that these two are getting more serious can be seen in that photo up there at the very top of this post, that one with Justin, Selena, and a couple of kids. This was from a little playdate they had recently with Justin’s two younger siblings, and it really looks like they’re playing pretend with kids again. These two are all about pre-planning to the max, huh?

What do you guys think? Is this couple going to make it all the way down the aisle?

Love It or Leave It: Justin Bieber Dyes his Hair Dark Which Means He’s Going Off the Rails Soon, Right?

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That’s usually what that means, right? When Lindsay Lohan dyes her hair blonde, it reflects the amount of crazy she’s got in her system at that particular given time. When Britney Spears breaks out the pink wig, God help us all – major shit is about to hit the fan, deep-voiced Satan is about to emerge, and cities are going to fall. So what does all of this mean – all of this Justin Gothic Bieber stuff? End of the world? Does it mean that when Justin Bieber goes all dark and stuff, that we’re to expect some pretty colossal, public f-ck-ups in the near future? Because man. Wouldn’t that be just great? I totally thought that the end was near when the Teutonic Torso was naming him as her baby-daddy, but I was really let down there, so I’m praying that this means there’ll be some interesting stuff coming down the pike. Jesus tattoos and all, folks. Just in time for the end of the world.

Or maybe, in a less-interesting fashion, it’s to copy girlfriend Selena Gomez’s new look. She just put a bunch of blue in her already-dark hair the other day. It’s kind of alright, but it’s Selena Gomez. This might be the most scandalous thing she’s ever done, or really, will ever do, might I add.

Nope, I think that if anyone present in this relationship is cut out for insanity and wild antics, it’s Justin. I mean, honestly. Selena’s almost twenty-one and this is definitely the height of her craziness. I mean, for the love of God, blue striped hair? That’s kind of like that one time that Rachel McAdams put pink in her hair. Talk about, like, OMG what a harlot, right?