Look! Someone turned Selena Gomez into Jocelyn Wildenstein!
No, but seriously, those aren’t the two wax figures I’m talking about. At least not Jocelyn Wildenstein, anyway – the wax figures would be Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber’s newly-unveiled forms at Madam Tussaud’s wax museum, and gorry. Don’t they just suck? Check the others out in the gallery.
November 18, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
What the holy ish is this ish?
Thomas Brodnicki, the guy who stalked starlet Selena Gomez all summer long, was dismissed from court yesterday. Superior Court Judge Edmund Wilcox Clarke Jr. (to quote Herb Welch, “Oh, pick a name“) ruled that the court could not prove Brodnicki’s “intent” to frighten or intimidate Gomez.
Wow, judge! What a triumph for the legal system! If we can make sure that just one innocent man—an innocent man who once stalked a woman out of a Des Plaines convenience store all the way to her college in Iowa, where he continued to stalk her for years—gets to go free, justice has been served!
No one knows whether the temporary restraining order, which requires that Brodnicki maintain a distance of 100 yards from Gomez, will also be dropped.
No, I admit, I am not too sure we need to criminalize the mentally ill, but this just doesn’t seem right, either.
UPDATE: Oh, wow. OK. Earlier today, Brodnicki was taken back into custody, this time for psychiatric evaluation. The LAPD Threat Management Unit hopes to “5150″ Brodnicki—that’s an “involuntary psychiatric hold.” I’d like to believe this was maybe the LAPD’s plan from the start, because this guy needs medical intervention.
November 17, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
I don’t often care too much to solely dedicate a serious post to the likes of Selena Gomez (I mean, she’s dry-humping Justin Bieber – how serious can one take her?), but this time, the floor’s all hers. Just how hot does she look in these photos? And that dress, man. Completely flattering. I’d be all up on it myself if it weren’t for the fact that I’m, like Jess here, in my sixth month and gracefully swelling to soft proportions, too.
Seriously, though, girl, you are infinite levels above Justin Bieber. I mean, yeah, he’s way more talented and has a massive fan base in comparison to your own, but give yourself a little more credit here. You’ve got this. Shoot for the stars.
November 2, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
I know that the Beatles sang a whole song about how you can’t buy love, and everyone’s grandma has always said that money doesn’t buy happiness. But come on, it’s 2011, and no girl is going to be all “whatever” about her boyfriend buying her mountains and mountains of underwears and every single flower in a flower shop. I mean, yeah, yeah, true love and all, but a private screening of Titanic? Sure, I’m in love, can we watch The Little Mermaid next?
All reasoning aside, here’s the question:
October 18, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Emily
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “of course Justin Bieber is a great boyfriend! With those foot massages and that good old-fashioned charm, how could he not be?!” And that’s a completely fair thought. You have a good point. But what I’m going to do is recount a recent date of Justin’s with Selena Gomez, and after you’re done swooning, you let me know how much more love you feel for The Biebz, all right?
Ok. Picture this. Justin takes you to this sweet concert: Demi Lovato, natch. And you love it, you have a great time jamming, and as you’re leaving the concert, you think to yourself “how could this night possibly get any better?” Then Justin gently slips his fingers through yours and mischievously whispers “come with me.” You feel a tingle down your spine, but you allow him to lead you to the Staples Center … but for what?
For a private screening of Titanic, that’s for what. Mothereffin’ Titanic. You jealous yet?
September 26, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily
You guys, I don’t know what to say. Sometimes I come to you with more questions than answers, and this is one of those times. Are Selena and Justin going to have babies? Is Selena pregnant now? Are Justin and Selena going to tour the world, adopting children and looking beautiful? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?