And I don’t mean something’s wrong with Selena Gomez like something is wrong with Nicole Kidman, I mean something is wrong with Selena Gomez as in she’s been in the hospital undergoing tests since last night. She was taken there right after her appearance on The Tonight Show. Selena was “complaining of nausea and a severe headache,” and she cancelled a concert in L.A. tonight.
I’m not a doctor or anything, but I’ve watched a lot of House, which means that I know that nausea and a headache can be symptoms for a number of things, serious and not. Nobody knows anything right now, but for the moment I (sincerely [sometimes you guys don't get when I'm not being sarcastic]) think we just need to hope that everything turns out ok for adorable Selena, that her loving boyfriend, Justin Bieber, is there to support her through this scary time, and that she gets to go home soon.
June 10, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily
In the photo above and those below, sources claim that Selena Gomez was caught entering Justin Bieber‘s home last night. Probably for a pizza party or something. Anyway, the couple didn’t emerge ’til the next morning (today), and when they did, Selena was wearing the same clothes.
Now, before y’all go crazy and insist that Justin Bieber is engaging in underage sex, and Selena Gomez is guilty of corrupting a minor and what not, I am SURE that they were just cuddling. Like, they were probably watching Camp Rock II and fell asleep on the den couch before they even realized it was already after midnight. All of that Trivial Pursuit and Candyland must have tired them out. I mean, if Selena was planning on having a sleepover with Justin, she’d at least bring a change of clothes. And her toothbrush. IT’S NOT REALLY A WALK OF SHAME UNLESS SOMEONE HAD SEX.
Images courtesy of INF
June 3, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Good God, beach PDAs, underage tattoos, ass-grabbing, and now foot massages? What’s the world going to be treated to next, guys, full-on sex on the streets of LA?
Justin Bieber and his girlyfriend Selena Gomez continue their beach tour with an erotic foot massage. And yes, it IS erotic, because anything Justin Bieber does with this chick just screams ‘SEX!’, duh. Just ask his weird-ass Twitter followers.
I know it’s kind of gross to consider these two grinding up and bumping uglies, partially because Bieber is a KID and that’s sort of PEDOPHILISH, but also partially because Justin Bieber has a very young-looking body, too, and that makes me wonder for Selena. I’m not going to speculate and say that boyfriend must be packing, because I think that’s probably crossing a line, but I will say: Justin Bieber is one charmed little boy.
What do we think of Justin and Selena’s PDAs?
May 31, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
And by that headline I mean, “Of course I have no proof that he’s actually sticking it to her, but if you’ve ever had sex in your life you can tell me what these two must be doing behind closed doors after looking at these pictures.”
I’ve been saying it forever. The Victoria’s Secret shopping sprees, the PDA, the pancakes, it all adds up. But if you needed any more proof that these two are getting their swerve on, then look at these photos. That is some raw sexuality right there. Her bikini-covered pelvis smashed into his waist as their mouths connect and he carries her through the ocean knowing full well that there’s most likely a camera crew near by?
Watch your back, Selena. Those Bielibers are ruthless.
May 27, 2011 at 4:30 am by Molls
Hey, look, it’s those crazy teenage lovers, Selena and Justin. Man, can you imagine the heartbreak that’s gonna go down when these two split? You know it’s going to happen – it’s inevitable. And it’s going to go one of two ways: Selena’s going to get tired of napping next to a kid who doesn’t have a shred of hair on his concave chest and move along to much bigger, older, HAIRIER dudes, or Justin is going to grow bigger than his britches, turn eighteen, and kick Selena to the side of the street once he sees what kind of puss his scrawny ass can get JUST BECAUSE HE’S FAMOUS.
Also? Does Justin have some kind of tattoo on his right side (MY right; his left) emerging from his armpit, or does this kid just live and breathe his music so hard that he actually, like, sweats smeared, inky lyrics?
And who’s going to break up with whom when this crap finally does happen?
May 24, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
The actress/singer is dating Justin Bieber (swoonies!) and yesterday she filmed a new music video on the beach with some pink horses. She also gallivanted around with some tall blond dude and hula hooped as he strummed a guitar on a beach blanket. I’m thinking the theme was either “magical beach fantasy” or “a child’s dream abuses animals.” Not totally sure though.
Guys, you gotta check these pictures out. They’re freakin’ ridiculous. But hey! At least she’s not going the way of Miley…