It’s official: Justin Bieber definitely cheated on Selena Gomez, and that’s why they broke up, probably. Otherwise, why would Selena be ripping off one of Justin Timberlake‘s crappier songs? Why couldn’t she be singing ‘Sexy Back’ or something? Why’s it got to be ‘Cry Me a River’ unless, of course, she’s singing it in Justin (Bieber)’s eye, kind of like how Justin (Timberlake) did to Britney? Are we going to watch Justin Bieber melt down like Britney Spears did, now? Is Justin Bieber going to shave his head, attack people with umbrellas, drive around under the influence of meth, and cry in front of photographers while sitting on street corners and petting stray dogs? Is this what we have to look forward to with Justin Bieber? Because guys … if it is … I’m so f-cking in. Hand me some popcorn and a pen, ’cause I want to write all this shit down so I never forget it.
January 21, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Girlfriend sat and did an interview with the magazine, where she talked about her BFF (Taylor Swift!), on love, and on being a “good” girl.
Here’s Selena on Taylor:
We both experienced the same things at the same time. But we’ve never once talked about our industry. She just became the person I’d go to for an issue with my family or boyfriend. It’s so hard to trust girls, so I’m lucky to have her.
… Oh my God, she goes to Taylor Swift for boyfriend advice? I can’t even, guys. I just can’t. Ask Michael J. Fox. He knows what he’s talking about.
Selena on her personal life:
I’m having fun. At the end of the day, love is such a normal thing, and everyone deals with it. Just because it’s a different lifestyle doesn’t change the meaning of what I’ve been raised on, which is fairy tales.
(There’s the Taylor Swift talking there—I’m just saying).
Selena on being photographed all the time:
I think the paparazzi are over me because I’m so boring. I get to Topanga Mall and they’re like, “Why is she back at the same place?”
On Spring Breakers:
It was my first audition in years. I definitely felt that with my first stepping-out role, I should choose something that I could understand a little more. I was really nervous, but Harmony took a chance with me. He said, “You live in this bubble, and I’m going to take you out of it, but you have to trust me.”
And on never actually having a Spring Break:
I don’t think I’ve even had a spring break. I had to have someone show me how to hold a cigarette. Harmony [Korine, director of Spring Breakers] was like, “It’s good that you don’t know. Maybe that’s a character trait!”
Oh yes. Not knowing how to hold a cigarette isn’t complete oblivious idiocy or anything, it’s a “character trait.” Sure.
Isn’t this little girl just so darling? Isn’t she, like, the perfect, dark-haired, pop-singing version Taylor Swift? Of course she is, guys. Of course.
January 18, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Is it possible that Selena Gomez is going to be an actress? I know that she’s an “actress,” but an actress? A Real Actress? I mean, if I can completely block out the Tweener thing she had/has going on, and the fact that she deflowered Justin Bieber probably, I can see it. Maybe.
As for James Franco, he sure is versatile, isn’t he? I mean, ripping Kevin Federline off so eloquently? That’s what that was supposed to be, right?
And hey. It’s coming out right around Spring Break, and that’s so appropriate.
January 17, 2013 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Hollywood Life says that Selena and Josh Hutcherson left a Golden Globes afterparty arm-in-arm the other night, but then, does that really mean anything? I mean, take a gander at the above photo. Josh here is completely surrounded by hot tail, and is Selena Gomez honestly the best of all? I don’t know. Let’s take it one by one, shall we?
First, we have Vanessa Hudgens, who … wait. Vanessa Hudgens is Hutcherson’s ex-girlfriend. She’s automatically off the list because no one under the age of of forty and over the age of twenty recycles their exes in Hollywood unless they’re a) sad, b) sad, or c) all of the above. Also, Vanessa’s got her own boyfriend these days anyway. Next, we have Ashley Tisdale, who’s rumored to be dating a dude named Christopher French and who’s all sorts of whatever anyway. Next, there’s Selena, who’s pretty hot and newly single, and last, that’s … well, that’s Sarah Hyland right there. She’s the last in the line of ladies next to Josh, and also, he’s completely angled away from her so I think that probably says a lot. These young kids don’t really leave a lot to the imagination, anyway. No, really, this all just leaves Selena Gomez and Josh Hutcherson, sitting in a tree or whatever it is they’re probably going to do over the next few weeks.
Here’s what HL had to say about the two and what went down the night of the Globes:
While Justin Bieber was busy performing in New Orleans on Jan. 13, Selena Gomez was in Beverly Hills partying at the Golden Globes after party hosted by Harvey Weinstein — and she was dancing with Hunger Games hottie Josh Hutcherson! But before you say Selena broke the girl code by partying with BFFVanessa Hudgen‘s ex, it’s OK, because Vanessa was there to cheer her on! An eyewitness EXCLUSIVELY told HollywoodLife.com about Selena’s flirting with Josh, and how “Justin is in no way on her mind whatsoever.”
Selena, 20, looked hot in a gold mini dress as she attended Harvey’s annual Golden Globes after party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel with her Spring Breakers co-star Vanessa, and her friends Ashley Tisdale and Modern Family‘s Sarah Hyland. And of course Josh, 20, was there too!
“She was dancing and flirting with Josh,” our source told us. “[Vanessa] was there to witness it. Selena was dancing and having lots of fun and flirting with Josh.”
It’s so cool Vanessa didn’t mind that Selena was flirting with her ex — Josh and Vanessa briefly dated after they starred in Journey 2 together — but as HollywoodLife.com previously reported,Vanessa has been a shoulder for Selena to cry on during her breakup from Justin. Plus, Vanessa is happily dating The Carrie Diaries star Austin Butler!
“Vanessa needed to go to the bathroom and asked me where the restroom was, and I told them both [Vanessa & Selena] and they went,” the eyewitness said. “Josh followed them, and Selena and Josh left the Beverly Hilton together. Justin is in no way on her mind whatsoever.”
What do you guys think of Selena and Josh? Cute? Not really a good match? Like me, don’t really care at all because this is, after all, the girl who took Justin Bieber seriously enough to date him for a minute?
January 15, 2013 at 7:30 am by Sarah
From Us Weekly:
No wonder Justin Bieber has been acting out: Days before the pop star, 18, was caught smoking pot in shocking TMZ photos, he and girlfriend Selena Gomez have parted ways yet again — this time for good, multiple sources tell the new Us Weekly, out now.
Although Bieber and the singer-actress, 20, journeyed to Puerta Vallarta, Mexico for a New Year’s trip, their happy holiday was cut short when Gomez abruptly flew home to Los Angeles on Dec. 30. “They had another huge fight, and Selena won’t forgive him,” an insider tells Us Weekly of the perpetually on-again, off-again pair.
It certainly seems final this time — with Gomez spending New Year’s Eve at an L.A. house party with pals, while Bieber rang in 2013 with rapper pal Lil Twist at L.A. club Couture, where he flirted with various girls. “He’s been really down about the breakup,” a source admits.
Citing Bieber’s “bad influence,” another pal insists: “Selena is done with him.” For more details on the breakup, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Friday.
Can I tell you how glad I am to hear this? Not that I’m really partial to either Justin Bieber or Selena Gomez, but this young kid is going to have a long road ahead of him, and I have a feeling he’s going to be the male Lindsay Lohan, because really, why not? We haven’t had a crazy young dude wrecking the whole shit since … well, I don’t even know when. Selena Gomez, however, just doesn’t really strike me to be into that kind of stuff. Selena Gomez just doesn’t seem to be a big, stupid drama queen, nor does she seem like she’s into going through the motions of playing mother to a faux-bad boy gone … well, faux-bad.
My opinion? Maybe Justin Bieber can start dating Lindsay Lohan. Wouldn’t that just be so, so super?
January 9, 2013 at 11:30 am by Sarah
I don’t know. The lady messing with her fingernails doesn’t know. Hell, Selena Gomez herself probably doesn’t even know, but want to hear a secret? Because I’ll tell you a secret that’s probably not so secret once you hear it (actually, to be frank, it wouldn’t be a secret once you heard it, because that’s not really how secrets work, now, is it?): whatever Selena Gomez is doing with her face isn’t all that good.
Granted, it’s a funny face. We all make funny faces—I make funny faces in the bathroom mirror just to make myself laugh, and then when people outside of the closed bathroom door ask me what I’m doing in the bathroom that’s making me laugh, I have to laugh again, because come on. Life’s funny. Here’s one of my favorite funny faces (hint: it’s mine):
And here’s another:
Here’s a funny thing I can do with my tongue (you can also see up my nose, too, if you’re into that sort of thing and OH! My uvula!):
And oh God, here’s my demon face: