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New Couple Alert: Selena Gomez and Josh Hutcherson?

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Hollywood Life says that Selena and Josh Hutcherson left a Golden Globes afterparty arm-in-arm the other night, but then, does that really mean anything? I mean, take a gander at the above photo. Josh here is completely surrounded by hot tail, and is Selena Gomez honestly the best of all? I don’t know. Let’s take it one by one, shall we?

First, we have Vanessa Hudgens, who … wait. Vanessa Hudgens is Hutcherson’s ex-girlfriend. She’s automatically off the list because no one under the age of of forty and over the age of twenty recycles their exes in Hollywood unless they’re a) sad, b) sad, or c) all of the above. Also, Vanessa’s got her own boyfriend these days anyway. Next, we have Ashley Tisdale, who’s rumored to be dating a dude named Christopher French and who’s all sorts of whatever anyway. Next, there’s Selena, who’s pretty hot and newly single, and last, that’s … well, that’s Sarah Hyland right there. She’s the last in the line of ladies next to Josh, and also, he’s completely angled away from her so I think that probably says a lot. These young kids don’t really leave a lot to the imagination, anyway. No, really, this all just leaves Selena Gomez and Josh Hutcherson, sitting in a tree or whatever it is they’re probably going to do over the next few weeks.

Here’s what HL had to say about the two and what went down the night of the Globes:

While Justin Bieber was busy performing in New Orleans on Jan. 13, Selena Gomez was in Beverly Hills partying at the Golden Globes after party hosted by Harvey Weinstein — and she was dancing with Hunger Games hottie Josh Hutcherson! But before you say Selena broke the girl code by partying with BFFVanessa Hudgen‘s ex, it’s OK, because Vanessa was there to cheer her on! An eyewitness EXCLUSIVELY told HollywoodLife.com about Selena’s flirting with Josh, and how “Justin is in no way on her mind whatsoever.”

Selena, 20, looked hot in a gold mini dress as she attended Harvey’s annual Golden Globes after party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel with her Spring Breakers co-star Vanessa, and her friends Ashley Tisdale and Modern Family‘s Sarah Hyland. And of course Josh, 20, was there too!

“She was dancing and flirting with Josh,” our source told us. “[Vanessa] was there to witness it. Selena was dancing and having lots of fun and flirting with Josh.”

It’s so cool Vanessa didn’t mind that Selena was flirting with her ex — Josh and Vanessa briefly dated after they starred in Journey 2 together — but as HollywoodLife.com previously reported,Vanessa has been a shoulder for Selena to cry on during her breakup from Justin. Plus, Vanessa is happily dating The Carrie Diaries star Austin Butler!

“Vanessa needed to go to the bathroom and asked me where the restroom was, and I told them both [Vanessa & Selena] and they went,” the eyewitness said. “Josh followed them, and Selena and Josh left the Beverly Hilton together. Justin is in no way on her mind whatsoever.”

What do you guys think of Selena and Josh? Cute? Not really a good match? Like me, don’t really care at all because this is, after all, the girl who took Justin Bieber seriously enough to date him for a minute?

Selena Gomez Dumped Justin Bieber for Sure

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From Us Weekly:

No wonder Justin Bieber has been acting out: Days before the pop star, 18, was caught smoking pot in shocking TMZ photos, he and girlfriend Selena Gomez have parted ways yet again — this time for good, multiple sources tell the new Us Weekly, out now.

Although Bieber and the singer-actress, 20, journeyed to Puerta Vallarta, Mexico for a New Year’s trip, their happy holiday was cut short when Gomez abruptly flew home to Los Angeles on Dec. 30. “They had another huge fight, and Selena won’t forgive him,” an insider tells Us Weekly of the perpetually on-again, off-again pair.

It certainly seems final this time — with Gomez spending New Year’s Eve at an L.A. house party with pals, while Bieber rang in 2013 with rapper pal Lil Twist at L.A. club Couture, where he flirted with various girls. “He’s been really down about the breakup,” a source admits.

Citing Bieber’s “bad influence,” another pal insists: “Selena is done with him.” For more details on the breakup, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Friday.

Can I tell you how glad I am to hear this? Not that I’m really partial to either Justin Bieber or Selena Gomez, but this young kid is going to have a long road ahead of him, and I have a feeling he’s going to be the male Lindsay Lohan, because really, why not? We haven’t had a crazy young dude wrecking the whole shit since … well, I don’t even know when. Selena Gomez, however, just doesn’t really strike me to be into that kind of stuff. Selena Gomez just doesn’t seem to be a big, stupid drama queen, nor does she seem like she’s into going through the motions of playing mother to a faux-bad boy gone … well, faux-bad.

My opinion? Maybe Justin Bieber can start dating Lindsay Lohan. Wouldn’t that just be so, so super?

… But What Are You Doing With Your Face, Selena Gomez?

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I don’t know. The lady messing with her fingernails doesn’t know. Hell, Selena Gomez herself probably doesn’t even know, but want to hear a secret? Because I’ll tell you a secret that’s probably not so secret once you hear it (actually, to be frank, it wouldn’t be a secret once you heard it, because that’s not really how secrets work, now, is it?): whatever Selena Gomez is doing with her face isn’t all that good.

Granted, it’s a funny face. We all make funny faces—I make funny faces in the bathroom mirror just to make myself laugh, and then when people outside of the closed bathroom door ask me what I’m doing in the bathroom that’s making me laugh, I have to laugh again, because come on. Life’s funny. Here’s one of my favorite funny faces (hint: it’s mine):


And here’s another:


Here’s a funny thing I can do with my tongue (you can also see up my nose, too, if you’re into that sort of thing and OH! My uvula!):


And oh God, here’s my demon face:


You’re welcome.

Is This Selena Gomez’s Bieber Upgrade?

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From Hollywood Life:

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez have called it quits after he betrayed her one too many times. The final straw? Justin’s ill-timed friendship with Selena’s ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas!

We were a bit surprised that Selena, 20, didn’t show up at 18-year-old Justin’s Dec. 15 concert in Chicago, and now we know the reason why: she dumped him! HollywoodLife.com spoke EXCLUSIVELY with a source VERY close to Selena, who confirmed the sad news.
“At this point, Selena isn’t going to any of Justin’s concerts ever again,” our source said. “She doesn’t want to speak to him anymore and told him it’s over.”

Furthermore, Selena thinks that Justin has been heartless in the wake of their previous split.

“Hanging out with Nick proved that he wants to just be a jerk about this, and Selena’s sick of being heartbroken,” our source said. “They are finished, and I think it’s for good this time.”

HollywoodLife.com previously reported that the Justin and Nick’s friendly evening together on Dec. 13 devastated Selena.

“Justin and Nick Jonas hung out all night,” our source said. “Selena was crying about it. He wouldn’t even return her calls when she found out and called him up.”

UPDATE: A second source of ours confirms the news to HollywoodLife.com that Justin and Selena DID break up.

OK, so it’s probably confirmed that Justin and Selena are done, thank God. Because Justin is a shitty little pill, and I don’t really have an opinion on Selena Gomez because she’s kind of boring, this is why I say ‘thank God’. I also say ‘thank God’ because Ronan Farrow, who is the son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow, is way, way hotter than Justin Bieber could ever hope to be, and he’s probably nicer than Justin, even on his shittiest-person days.

Anyway, the above photo is a photo that was posted to Ronan’s Twitter feed with the caption “Do not challenge the lovely @selenagomez to a dance-off. You will lose”, which is actually pretty sweet. I mean, a whole lot sweeter than making a fool out of Selena in public places and being a generally-violent little prick who feels entitled to the finer things in life because of who he is.

Good catch, girl!

Justin and Selena: An Update

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So these two lovebirds were at an AMA after party last night, holding hands and looking generally uncomfortable with one another, but TMZ has another story. Yup, TMZ is saying that Justin‘s shying away from Selena, because she’s allegedly an unstable cling-on who can’t act normal. Don’t you just love that? From TMZ:

UPDATE: As of 1:00 AM. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are single, and Justin now thinks it may all be for the best.

Feelings: As of 1:00 AM, Selena wants to right the relationship and get back to boyfriend/girlfriend status. Justin is now telling his close friends he’s on the fence, partly because Selena has been so erratic. You’ll recall, Friday night she stormed out of a restaurant they were eating at and wouldn’t open the gate to her home to let him in.

Justin thinks they may be better off as friends … unclear if there’s a benefits package.

First of all, how rude. If anyone’s the crazy, unstable freak in the relationship, I’m making my bets that it’s got to be Justin Bieber. I know that Justin’s all famous-y and stuff, and any fame-desiring girl who’s not really all that concerned about the public’s perception of her one way or another might sacrifice her dignity for hanging on to a dude that’s nothing more than an overblown, self-serving piece of crap who thinks he’s the second coming of Michael Jackson, but Selena Gomez? Is she really that girl? I don’t know, guys, but I’m sure hoping not. Ugh.

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Justin Bieber Threw a Temper Tantrum Outside of Selena Gomez’s House Last Night

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Things aren’t looking so hot for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, friends, I just thought I’d take the time to warn those of you who are about to collapse with heartbreak over this one.

Sources are saying that Justin and Selena decided to try a dinner date last night, in the midst of their personal relationship crisis, and after a mere five minutes in the restaurant, the date was called off and Selena went huffing back to her mansion in Malibu. Justin followed suit (and followed Selena) back to Selena’s house, and when Selena wouldn’t let him through the gate, he pitched a fit in the driveway for all of the media to see (and, you know, howl at).

Later last night—probably sometime after Justin gave up on howling at Selena’s locked gate—Justin Tweeted this:

things arent always easy. there is alot of pressure. im figuring it all out. im trying. but i care, i notice, i still hear u. #Beliebers.

And today, he’s really just prattling on about how his first album, ‘My World’, is celebrating its 3-year anniversary, because apparently, celebrating the anniversary of things like getting a job, or dropping an album, is comparable to the really important things in life, like not being a big, gigantic douche. I’d be willing to celebrate that anniversary, too, guys.

Selena Gomez Blocked Justin Bieber’s Number Then Had A Sleepover with Him

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So yeah, they’re back together. Bummer. Things were looking so good too! Yesterday, there was a report that Selena had put a lock on all her communication devices so that Justin couldn’t contact her. He couldn’t call, text, or email, or whatever else it is kids do today with their fancy electronics. Nope, he was out of her life. That same report also said that “the breakup absolutely, positively involved another woman.” So good for Selena, right? Break up with the cheating bastard and block him from your life. That’s it.

Oh, but it isn’t. Because, as you might have guessed from the headline, they had a sleepover:

As quickly as Selena Gomez blocked Justin Bieber from her life via her telephone and whatnot, they hooked up again … capping off a 24-hour rendezvous at a swanky Beverly Hills hotel.

TMZ has learned … Bieber had a driver take him to LAX Wednesday night, where they picked up Selena … and rolled over to her home. We’re told Bieber spent the night at SG’s place.

The next morning, the two hitched a ride to the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills … but entered the building at separate times, presumably so no one would snap a shot of them together.

As we previously reported, Selena had been dead set on cutting JB out of her life, even blocking him on her cellphone  … but you know young love — predictably unpredictable.

So whatever, basically. Selena can have her little baby boyfriend, and she can love it. Girl had the nerve to break up with Justin Bieber, then she had the nerve to block all communication with him, then she went back. I’m not saying that Justin Bieber is some abusive asshole that needs to go away completely and never talk to her again (probably), I’m just saying that if he cheated and if he’s such a shitty boyfriend, she already put the legwork in to fix the problem. I don’t get it.

Thoughts?