So yeah, they’re back together. Bummer. Things were looking so good too! Yesterday, there was a report that Selena had put a lock on all her communication devices so that Justin couldn’t contact her. He couldn’t call, text, or email, or whatever else it is kids do today with their fancy electronics. Nope, he was out of her life. That same report also said that “the breakup absolutely, positively involved another woman.” So good for Selena, right? Break up with the cheating bastard and block him from your life. That’s it.
Oh, but it isn’t. Because, as you might have guessed from the headline, they had a sleepover:
As quickly as Selena Gomez blocked Justin Bieber from her life via her telephone and whatnot, they hooked up again … capping off a 24-hour rendezvous at a swanky Beverly Hills hotel.
TMZ has learned … Bieber had a driver take him to LAX Wednesday night, where they picked up Selena … and rolled over to her home. We’re told Bieber spent the night at SG’s place.
The next morning, the two hitched a ride to the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills … but entered the building at separate times, presumably so no one would snap a shot of them together.
As we previously reported, Selena had been dead set on cutting JB out of her life, even blocking him on her cellphone … but you know young love — predictably unpredictable.
So whatever, basically. Selena can have her little baby boyfriend, and she can love it. Girl had the nerve to break up with Justin Bieber, then she had the nerve to block all communication with him, then she went back. I’m not saying that Justin Bieber is some abusive asshole that needs to go away completely and never talk to her again (probably), I’m just saying that if he cheated and if he’s such a shitty boyfriend, she already put the legwork in to fix the problem. I don’t get it.
This is probably the most amusing story I’ve heard all week, which is a pretty big deal when you consider that so far this week, we’ve learned that Courtney Stodden landed her very first stripping gig and Rihanna considers herself “art.” This is better than that, you guys.
As you might have gathered from the headline, the rumor is that Justin Bieber asked Selena Gomez to marry him on two different occasions before she broke up with him. You can totally see him doing that, right? Like he said something really stupid and Selena wouldn’t touch his penis, so he was like “look, I love you, ok, let’s just get married, god.” Or he could have proposed on a night when Selena wasn’t really feeling going downtown. Or he proposed, and then he was like “PSYCHE!” There are so many possibilities!
Except here’s an additional detail: the first time he asked, Selena said no, but she told him to ask her again in a few months. And when he asked again in a few months, she said no again. Isn’t that just the best? I love that tactic. So hilarious.
Finally, the couple agreed to never speak of these marriage proposals, because it would be soooo embarrassing for Justin that his mega famous ass couldn’t land a Disney girl. Charming, right?
You might have been hearing lots of rumors about these two getting back together too. I mean, I know I have. There’s no kind of official word on that yet, so I don’t know what to tell you. I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened, but I really hope that Selena has had enough.
You know how when you break up with someone you’ve been with for a while, you’re usually kind of sad? Maybe they broke up with you and you didn’t see it coming and you’re crying so hard you can’t see Ryan Gosling‘s beautiful face in The Notebook, or maybe you broke up with them and you’re sad because something that used to be so great just isn’t anymore. Even if your significant other turned into a crazy mega bitch and you were like “I’m out,” it’s still hard, isn’t it?
Not if you’re Justin Bieber. If you’re Justin Bieber and someone breaks up with you, you just go see musicals with Victoria’s Secret models and wait for your old lady to come crawling back.
It’s NOT over between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez … sources very familiar with the situation tell TMZ.
Thing 1: Justin is not involved with anyone else. There are pics of Justin with a Victoria’s Secret model circulating, but there’s nothing there.
Thing 2: Justin would like to get back with Selena, and thinks it can happen. We’re told the way Justin sees it … they’ve broken up a bunch of times before and this is just another blip.
We’re told he’s not freaked out … he thinks there’s a good chance they’ll make up.
“I know you miss this dick!” Justin will scream while Selena is collecting her things from his house. “Quit bein’ crazy, are you on your period? Yo, are you on your period?” And then Selena will confess that yes, she is her period, and her desire to end the relationship was based solely on her menstrual cycle and not on his asshole tendencies. Then he’ll buy her a diamond studded diaper or whatever it is that chicks wear during that time of the month, and he’ll get to see it sparkle as she goes down on him for three whole minutes.
Meanwhile, in the real world, Selena Gomez just needs to keep on running. There’s no amount of publicity that would make Justin Bieber tolerable.
This isn’t a joke. This is real. This isn’t something about Justin being a bad boyfriend or Selena just sticking with Justin for the publicity. This isn’t even a rumor. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. Forever. And nothing can make that all right. Nothing will ever be all right again.
From E! Online:
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have gone their separate ways.
They broke up about a week ago, a source exclusively tells E! News.
“Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to maintain a relationship,” the source says.
Rumors that the adorable twosome had split started gaining traction in the last couple of weeks, but hit a high note just last night [Thursday] when Bieber, 18, was spotted seeing The Lion King on Broadway with a group of people that included 19-year-old Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Palvin.
And here’s what People had to add:
“She broke up with him about a week ago,” a source tells PEOPLE. “With them being apart so much it got complicated. She had some trust issues. It’s not easy, but the relationship needed to end.”
FROM PANCAKES TO HEARTACHE!
But you know, if we can just take a step back from this, back from the ruins of this great love, we can probably admit that this is for the best. It’s been clear for a long, long time that Selena is way too good for Justin, and besides, Justin needs some time to sow his tiny little wild oats. It’s going to be ok, you know? Maybe this time, Justin can actually impregnate some crazy fan. It really is for the best.
Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber, but a source close to the couple claims it’s become more of a business deal than a romance and exclusively tellsRadarOnline.com that the Disney star is just sticking it out with Justin because he’s “good for her brand.”
“Selena and Justin’s relationship isn’t the fairytale romance they’d like their fans to believe it is,” a pal close to the couple told RadarOnline.com.
“Justin’s heart is with Selena because she’s his first true love, but Selena is pretty much just riding out the relationship because she knows he’s good for her image.”
And it’s not just Selena who recognizes what dating Justin is doing for her — her entire team is pushing her to stay with him because of the opportunities it’s given her career.
“Dating Justin is good for Selena’s brand. Together they’re a brand!” the source explained. “Everyone in Selena’s camp is aware of Justin’s star power and is urging her to make it work with him.”
As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported on Wednesday, the young couple has been on the rocks recently and “almost break up regularly.”
“Let’s just say that if for some reason Justin’s star ever fell, Selena would drop him immediately,” the source said.
Ok, so, mixed feelings. On one hand, Justin Bieber is an annoying little douchebag, and we’ve heard countless rumors about how poorly he treats Selena. So if she’s just using him for her own gain, then good on her, right? But on the other hand, no, that’s not right. Because this makes it sounds like Justin Bieber is a total jackass, but he’s a total jackass because he’s an 18-year-old boy who doesn’t know any better, and that he’s a jackass who really loves his girlfriend. And if Selena is just using him for her own gain, then that’s actually kind of sad.
I don’t know, I have a lot of feelings. What do you guys think?
Does anyone else get the idea that Justin Bieber is one of those guys who treats his girlfriend like shit, day in and day out, and then maybe once or twice a year he does something really nice and romantic so that if she ever calls him out on being an asshole, he can go “nuh-uh, babe, I planned a private screening of Titanic“? Because I really, really do.
We’ve heard a few stories about Justin here being a bad boyfriend, and even though this is a blind item, I’m going to go ahead and add it to the list:
What A list tweener singer told his on again and off again B list tweener girlfriend they would be off again unless she lost some weight. He said he doesn’t like to see any fat and that she was getting “too curvy” for his own liking and embarrassing him in front of his friends by getting big. When she started crying, he said it was her problem, not his.
That sounds like Justin Bieber all over the place, doesn’t it? And unfortunately, Selena Gomez is getting a lot of flack for her new “fuller figure.” No, really. Here’s a photo of Selena taken over the weekend, just so you can see all the “weight” she’s “gained”:
Whoa, isn’t that just totally crazy? Isn’t it so bizarre how young ladies who still very obviously still have baby fat have, like, baby fat? And isn’t it just so completely outrageous how if you’re sitting down and leaning to one side, how your skin will look different? What a strange world we live in.
To sum everything up, Justin Bieber is a douchebag, Selena Gomez is way too good for him, why does this relationship still have to exist?
It might be hard to believe that someone like Selena Gomez doesn’t look stylish and put together at all times: after all, she’s got a mighty fine man to keep interested! But this photo is clearly proof that even stars can look a hot mess from time to time. And goodness me, she looks like a burning hot mess.
No bra. A tight, unflattering night dress looking thing. And that hair. I can’t even say anything about that hair. It’s just all too much. But you know what? I kind of love it. I appreciate it so much when celebrities are seen looking like they haven’t showered in two days or done laundry in two weeks. It makes me feel so much better about myself when I do the same thing.
Now, I do need to tell you that this photo was taken while Selena was on a movie set. I’m not sure if this is a costume or if she’s just slumming around until she gets her hair and makeup done though. And I also need to tell you that this photo is sparking up some pregnancy rumors. For real. Do you see that tiny little tummy Selena has because she’s a human being, and a young human being who clearly hasn’t lost all her baby fat yet at that? Yeah, that’s the spawn of Bieber. Lord have mercy on us all.