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Scout Willis

Scout Willis is super into nipples, I guess

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Scout Willis has always seemed a little – shall we say – different, so it should be no surprise that she’s gone on a topless crusade around New York City to protest Instagram’s lack of nipple allowance (and I suppose discrimination against female toplessness in general). I mean, homegirl has gone whole hog with this. Her Twitter avatar is that topless Lui cover Rihanna did that made HER leave Instagram, she’s retweeting anti-Instagram images and other topless pictures users are sending her (Scout’s Instagram was disabled, as well, after posting the above photo)… it’s just a bit much. I won’t even start quoting some of the stuff on her page – just check it out yourself. She’s even using the hashtag #freethenipple

I mean, I get what she’s going for – I don’t particularly want to see a man’s nipples walking down the street, yet so many walk around with no shirts on, so why can’t women? Oh, that’s right, because female breasts are sexualized and if a woman was to walk around topless, she’d be “asking for it” – it being any harassment or assault she received because she dared to do something a man does. That being said, I don’t particularly want to see a woman’s boobs walking around on the street either, and I do quite like boobs, actually. Can’t we all just keep our clothes on in public?

Uncensored pics (i.e. NSFW) below the cut…

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Are Demi Moore’s Daughters Getting a Restraining Order Against Their Mom?

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One would think that in the wake of some pretty serious public family drama that one (or a few) wouldn’t be so keen to ax off a member of your family (especially a other), but then, one (or a few) would need more than three brain cells a piece to draw the conclusion that pettiness sometimes has adverse effects, then finding out someone’s gone forever and after that, nothing changes.

God. Some people are just so stupid.

A new report says that Demi‘s three daughters, Rumer, Tallulah, and Scout, are considering getting a restraining order against their mother, who—gasp!—is trying to contact them in order to repair whatever brokenness is happening in their relationship.

The source at Radar Online says:

“Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are seriously considering taking out a restraining order against Demi to stop her from contacting them. They made it clear to her weeks ago that they do not want to talk to her right now but she is still trying to contact them. … Demi has been calling them incessantly and emailing them, leaving them tearful messages and begging them to call her and the girls are sick of it. It is a really drastic measure and not something they are considering lightly but they just feel like they want some peace and quiet.”

To me it just looks like the three young girls are being ungrateful little bitches and trying to bail on one too-obviously disturbed mother who probably hasn’t even been the worst mother in the world at all. To take the time to even talk to their mom, to try to work through their problems would probably cut in on precious f-cking scrubby-looking young men, posing nude, and trying to sing their way (in a sub-par way) to stardom, and heaven forbid they stop their bid for undue fame for forty f-cking seconds.

I’m just thankful that my little family unit is far, far away from the glare of the Hollywood spotlight, or really, any spotlight whatsoever. People can be so f-cked up when they know everyone’s watching, you know?

Scout Willis Can’t Have A Criminal Record Because She’s “Going Places”

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From People:

Scout Willis is due back in court on July 31 after being charged with two misdemeanors Tuesday. She allegedly drank a beer and handed cops a fake ID in New York’s Union Square on Monday evening.

Her lawyer tells PEOPLE that Willis, 20, rejected the state’s offer to plead guilty to the charges as they stand now because she would have a permanent criminal record – and that would be unreasonable.

“It would be outrageous to mar a person that’s clearly going places – clearly seeking to have a career … with a criminal record,” her attorney, Stacey Richman, tells PEOPLE. “The goal is clearly a non-criminal offer.”

Describing her client, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s daughter, as “clearly intelligent” and “devoted to her studies,” Richman calls Monday’s arrest “ridiculous.”

“Seriously, you were underage once … who wasn’t looking to get into a bar?” she says.

According to reports, an officer saw Willis drinking an 8-ounce Pakistani beer just before 7 p.m. before she allegedly flashed an officer a New York ID card with the name “Katherine Kelly.”

Willis was released without bail on Tuesday.

Look, it’s not like I think that having a fake ID is some huge crime, but it is a crime. Everyone knows it’s a crime. It’s not a secret. If you’re willing to get a fake ID, carry it around, use it to purchase beer, and then hand it over to a cop, then you should be willing to accept those consequences. And the idea that Scout shouldn’t be charged with anything because she’s “clearly seeking to have a career,” that’s absolutely ridiculous. If that works, then I’ll lose even more faith in the court system than I lost with Lindsay Lohan’s legal mess.

And I really hate the “seriously, you were underage once …” defense. Every single person was underage once, and many of them managed to make it to 21 without getting a fake ID. Not everyone went through a wild phase in their youth in which they experimented with drugs and got wasted every night and broke laws. It’s fine if they did, to an extent, of course, but that’s not what every person experienced, and it’s annoying when someone acts like it is. Because yeah, I was 20 once too, and you know what I did? I went to college and did my homework and worked in the theatre. I hung out with my friends, and I got drunk once and threw up in my friend’s bathroom and locked myself in there while I cleaned up. I never had a fake ID, and I think I only knew one person who actually did. So hush with that line of defense, because it doesn’t work.

And can I just take a moment to remind everyone that Scout showed her fake ID to a cop? She deserves to get charged for stupidity alone.

Apparently Being a Musician Runs in the Willis Family, Huh?

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Did you guys know that Scout here is in a band thing? Yeah. Its name is Gus + Scout, and they mostly do covers, from what I can see. These photos were taken of Scout (and, of course, Gus) last night at Rockwood Music Hall in Manhattan. I like this girl, you know. Actually, I like all of the Willis girls. They’re all pretty awesome in their own ways. See, Scout here is awesome because she’s got a decent singing voice. Remember the clip she filmed with Ashton back in the day? This?

Also, she’s got that filthy Twitter account. And even if it’s not her, it’s still pretty bad-ass that someone cares enough about her to want to drag her name through the mud with Tweets like “Once my mom dragged me to Cartier when i was hungover so she could get ring cleaned, I threw up all over bathroom…take that #newhighnewlow”. That’s classic right there, folks, and someone awesome like Scout Willis can only pull it off.

Rumer’s just as cool in her I-don’t-give-two-f-cks way, and even though lots of people think she’s completely fug because of her “man-jaw,” I think she’s actually smoking hot and pretty damn fierce, too.

Tallulah’s got a ways to go, but she’s still young, guys. The height of her doings lately has been cigarette-smoking and tattoo-getting, but there’s still so much promise there, and I greatly look forward to what girl’s going to do in the coming years. Especially with all that white wine she drinks.

No, I’ve got a good feeling about these girls – Scout, Rumer, and Tallulah. They’re going to be pretty big in the coming days, and I’m saying right now that these are three chicks we’re going to want to watch – closely.

Who’s your favorite Willis girl?

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Wait, Is This Illegal?

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Oh, no, sorry, this one‘s 20 years old. My bad. But really, the only one I don’t confuse in the Willis/Moore daughtership is Rumer, because she looks way different than the other two. It’s Talullah and Scout that I mix up, and this is Scout. (Talullah is the underage one, the one that’s going to go buckwild at any second.) I’m wondering if this is retaliation for Ashton Kutcher effing up their tight little singing duo family unit.

In any case, I’m not a fan of the look. She reminds me of this hot mess of a girl that I used to be in a cover band with. Without fail, the chick’d get wasted at every show, and end up doing something really stupid and embarrassing like tripping over the floor monitors and eating floor in front of the club-goers. Or, like that one time, pass out so hard in the bathroom that her dumb ass had to be dragged out into the parking lot for air, only to find out she wasn’t breathing. Let me tell you, I just love mouth-to-mouth on the ground outside of a dirty bar in the middle of frozen January. On a questionable girl. CIVIC DUTIES, folks.