Scout Willis, middle daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, has a secret Twitter account. Or, well, she had a secret Twitter account. After all the buzz it generated, it’s been deleted. But, as you all know, the internet never forgets, and that’s how we know that Scout hates her parents, enjoys a wide variety of drugs, and almost got fingered by Terry Richardson one time at a bar.
Let’s take it back a few steps: Scout’s secret Twitter account was never verified, and she never came out and tweeted her identity. Ivy Gate, a gossip blog for Ivy League schools (???), has several reasons to believe that it’s really her though. More on that in just a moment, but for now, I bet you want to read some of those tweets, huh?
Last night Terry Richardson tried to finger me, I didn’t let him, obviously. But I did let him photograph me topless in the bathroom.
today my friend and I snuck into the pool at the Chateau Marmonte, we charged fries and 7 packs of parliment lights to lindsey lohans room.
I hate capitalism like I hate my parents, but they both serve me so well.
Casually took MDMA at this little bar downtown and got fingered by the hot dude who delivered our munches because I was with too many gays
Once my mom dragged me to Cartier when i was hungover so she could get ring cleaned, I threw up all over bathroom…take that #newhighnewlow
haven’t washed me sheets in like months, cum stains, soda stains, mascara on the pillows the works! finally taking then to the dry cleaners!
I’ve had thoughts of suicide, lol
I mean, I only use lol ironically
Wound up at an unsatisfying “safe space” orgy this weekend– my only trophy is the intentional cigarette burn on my forearm. I miss danger.
I think Julia stiles is fugly
got my septum pierced while wearing $200 dollar jeans, Am I a Bourgeoise Punk???
Getting my vag waxed as I tweet, was jut chastised by a tiny Russian woman for being so hairy
I don’t know what’s worse for my bank account, my coke habit or my kombucha addiction
so much Klonopin, so little memories
Guys….I like sedatives
Could all those tweets really come from that sweet girl, Scout Willis? The one who sings cute songs with Ashton Kutcher and, uh, showed her ass on a motorcycle? Yes. Yes, it could be, and yes, it is, because a rep for Scout released a statement confirming it:
“In connection with a class assignment, in which students were asked to create a ‘culture jam’ or ‘hoax,’ three students created a satirical and fabricated Twitter account in which everything tweeted was fictional. This was done to illustrate how social media is utilized and that in today’s social media culture, you can create a significant twitter following based entirely on fabricated lies, and that the more outrageous and controversial the fabricated statement, the more followers you will get. Current media interest in the fabricated Twitter school assignment appears to prove that point.”
So what story do you believe? Do you think Scout created a filthy Twitter account for a class at Brown, or that she really could be that into drugs and getting fingered?