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Scientology

Scientology Roundup

John Travolta is on his way to the Bahamas to testify in the extortion trial of paramedic Tarino Lightbourne and his lawyer, Pleasant Bridgewater, who is a former Bahamian senator. The two...

Scientology Eyes

Whoooooa. I’m not saying that Scientologists are crazy or anything, but looking into Jenna Elfman’s twin pools of death right now I feel a little bit woozy. She looks a wee...

I Need to Have a Long Talk with My Boss

I don’t control the ads around here. I just write the smut, and a much larger media company does the ad sales, and then contacts me several times a month with angry emails employing...

Another One Bites the Dust

It’s official: despite constant denials, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are practicing Scientology. They have been spotted at the Scientology Celebrity Center in Hollywood, and have...

What is Scientology?

Thanks to a recent commenter for pointing us toward this video. Someone snuck a camera into a screening of this Scientology orientation video, so you too can get a 36-minute introduction to...

TomKat’s Crazy Will Now Be Legal

Tom and Katie’s rep have now confirmed that their wedding will be November 18th in Italy. I’m glad for Katie since she already got brainwashed and knocked up in the course of a...