Apparently Madonna isn’t adopting an African child so much as she’s kinda stealing one. Rule-bending in exchange for cash? In Malawi? [I’m Bringing Blogging Back] Lindsay...
Hey boys! Just when you thought masturbating to thoughts of Miss Cleo couldn’t get any better — turns out she’s a lezzie!
Aaron Carter breaks off his week-long engagement... Eminem’s trying to work out the details of his divorce from Kim Mathers. Again.
Scarlett Johansson loves being curvy, and she doesn’t want to change a thing about herself. Which... Some final items:
MSNBC’s Jason Katzman realizes that Will Ferrell is marketable, easy to pitch for. Screenwriters Guild of America sooo pissed their secret leaked. [MSNBC]
Taylor...
Scarlett Johansson
Lunch-Break Quickies: Are Paris & Nicole BFF Again?
Afternoon Delight: Teri Hatcher Has Not Been Getting...
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