Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Scarlett Johansson

The Lady Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks

I researched the quote to make sure I got the headline right you Shakespeare freaks. Man, you guys are worse than the LeopardRinis. Okay, back to business, Scarlett Johannson(twins) has...

Late-Night Links

Just in case Britney Spears had any surviving remnant of trust for the people she allows into her life, Isaac Cohen sits down with News of the World for a tell-all just weeks after their...

Justin’s Bringing ScarlettBack

Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Timberlake is dating. Yes, that’s right, he’s dating. There is more than one woman in whom he is interested, and so he is spending time romantically...

New Couple Alert?

Just because these two are having an intimate lunch doesn’t mean that they are doin’ it… Let’s just say that they are. It is most fun that way. Scarlett Johansson...

Late-Night Links

Before we begin, I want to thank Evil T for doing a kick-ass job of holding this place down while I was out of town. She is a total rock star, and I have no idea what I’d do without...

Late-Night Links

Hilary Swank’s New Year’s resolution is to give away the swag she gets for free, like, every time she leaves her house. That’s nice. My New Year’s resolution is to...

Really Early-Morning Links

Sharon Stone and Christian Slater are dating. This is a recipe for … well … lots of really good cocaine. [CelebSlam] Tara Reid can still get modeling jobs. [Rappy’s] Josh...

Early Evening Links

Can you believe I got these things up before 10 pm?? GO ME!!! Jennifer Hudson needs additional media training. [Defamer] Mario Lopez and Dancing with the Stars partner Katrina Smirnoff are...

Josh Hartnett Cheats on Scarlett???

Scarlett Johansson is currently in England filming The Other Boleyn Girl, but perhaps her thoughts should be focused on The Other Hartnett Girl. Scarlett’s boyfriend, Josh Hartnett...

Picking up the Pieces

Oh hells no! Britney removes K-Fed from her top 12 on MySpace. That’s what you get for writing mean things about her on shower walls, Kevin. [Faded Youth] Kate Moss and Pete Doherty...

Weekend Round-Up

Oh thank heavens. Aaron Carter and Jack Osbourne are feuding. And here I was worried it was going to be another slow news week. [AllieIsWired] Heather Locklear and David Spade left Mr...