Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Will Not Play Jenna

Awww … well that was some short-lived excitement. Just yesterday I thought there was a chance that Scarlett Johansson might play Jenna Jameson in her upcoming biopic, but it looks...

Fun with Pictures

These are from something called the Coachella Music Festival (I think… our fact checker is out sick so I can’t be certain). The first one is Amy Winehouse getting her sing on...

S-Jo Working Her Way Through Planet Earth

Scarlett Jo (full last name withheld due to possible spelling errors) is maybe possibly dating someone new. People Magazine is all over it! Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds spent a busy...

This Is Getting Loony

So Scarlett took a third role in a Woody Allen film. Fine. I’ve moved past it. But don’t you dare come out and compliment this wife’s adopted daughter coveting bastard...

Okay, This is Just Getting Ridiculous

S-Jo is going to star in another Goddamn Woody Allen film?? Scarlett, honey, the guy married his adopted daughter. Worse for you, he lost his fastball where film is concerned about two...

Don’t Tell Her Not to Sing

S-Jo is headed to Broadway! This is good news for a myriad of reasons; not the least of which is the idea that I’ll know her specific location for hours at a time. You can’t...

Oh Snap!

Scojo has totally let the world know what she thinks of Lindsay Lohan in Parade Magazine. She doesn’t mention Lindsay outright but this quote leaves little to the imagination. Talking...

ScarJo and Jessica Biel: Together at Last

This is just weird. I had no idea these two were friends, especially considering the fact that they both banged Justin Timberlake, like, last month. They’re in Paris for Fashion Week...

Late-Night Links

Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab and on the loose. And everyone knows the next-best thing to some Grey Goose cocktail is some Ryan Phillippe … um .. you know. [A Socialite’s...