12This Really Makes Me Feel for Sarah Michelle Gellar

You see, while SMG’s latest cinematic release was doomed to the depths of ‘straight-to-DVD’ hell, Fast and the Furious 4 got its very own red carpet premiere.

Granted, I’m pretty sure the Gellar flick was some random rip off of yet another Japanese horror movie, but even then I have a very hard time believing it wasn’t more worthy of the big screen than a film with the tagline “New Model. Original Parts.’ Luckily for Sarah she’s slated to return to TV soon with a much talked about HBO pilot in the works.

More pics of  Paul ‘I-like-’em-young-enough-to-still-smell-like-baby-powder’ Walker and the rest of the FF4 cast smiling for a paycheck below.

March 14, 2009 at 8:30 am by Soleil

9Still Going Strong!

Despite being constantly dogged by break-up rumors, or rumors that their marriage is a sham, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick showed up arm-in-arm to the Broadway premiere of The American Plan.

Sarah looks fantastic, per usual, but Matt is looking haggard. I mean, he does not look good. He used to have this quirky sort of handsomeness that is rapidly devolving into a very serious case of the ugly.

If he’s cheating on Sarah, he’s a moron.

January 23, 2009 at 10:01 am by Evil Beet

60Why Do I Hate Sarah Michelle Gellar So Much?

I don’t know. I just don’t understand it.

She looks like she just left a middle-school slumber party where her friends braided her hair and everyone took shots of Kool-Aid and snorted Pixie Stix (did anyone else do that shit? Or were my friends and I just particularly fucked up?) and she forgot to take off her nightie and fix her hair before she showed up to the damn red carpet premiere. Because she was so fucked up on Pixie Stix.

I just don’t like her. Period.

At The Air I Breathe premiere.

January 16, 2008 at 10:22 am by Evil Beet

11Sarah Michelle Gellar is Single-Handedly Destroying Feminism

Honestly, Sarah, have some respect for yourself!

Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar has changed her famous three-part moniker as a fifth wedding anniversary present to actor Freddie Prinze Jr. The couple was wed September 1, 2002.

A source close to the 30-year-old star tells Us Weekly, “She officially changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze” in honor of the occasion.

“On their anniversary, she showed [Freddie] her new driver’s license,” the source tells Us. “It was so sweet.”

Nah, I’m kidding. That’s kind of cute. Not so much that she changed her name, but that she got a new drivers license. I mean, when you’re willing to voluntarily deal with the DMV for someone, it’s obviously true love. Like, if my little sister needed a new kidney to survive, and someone was like, “You’re going to have to go down to the DMV and ask them for one, otherwise she’ll die,” I’d probably sit around the house and weigh the options for a bit. Like, do I really need a little sister? Plenty of people do just fine without one.

Anyway, congrats to the happy couple. Looking forward to the messy divorce!

November 16, 2007 at 9:47 am by Evil Beet

13Whoever Styled Sarah Michelle Gellar for This Event Should Be Taken Outside and Shot

Here’s what we’re gonna do:

We’re going to minimize every part of your chest except for your underarm fat. Then we’re going to give you a necklace to make sure that eyes are drawn specifically to that underarm fat. Underarm fat is the new thin.

Then we’re going to make you look pregnant. With septuplets.

And since we don’t have time to do your hair, why don’t you just take a bath with a plugged-in blow-dryer? That’ll create a nice effect.

Sheesh.

November 3, 2007 at 10:54 am by Evil Beet

1Kate Bosworth: Still Eating!

Yay! It appears Miss Kate Bosworth is continuing to eat like a normal human being, and she looks fantastic! It’s great to keep seeing pictures of her looking healthy and happy.

Kate showed up at the Whitney Museum‘s Art Party on Wednesday night, along with many other celebs. Sarah Michelle Gellar and hottie hubby Freddy Prinze Jr were there, along with Rosario Dawson, ousted Top Chef host Katie Lee Joel, who may or may not be leaving her grandpa husband Billy, Ivanka Trump, and the always fabulous Holly Dunlap, the designer behind the celeb-favorite Hollywould brand (I imagine her outfit is from her latest collection).

June 6, 2007 at 10:25 pm by Evil Beet