Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Sarah Burge

Total. Hottie.

Update: Images removed on request.

Hey, check out this totally average-looking woman!

She’s the new world record-holder for the most amount of money spent on plastic surgery.

Sarah Burge, a 49-year-old housewife in Britain, has spent £539,500 — or about $863K with the current conversion rates — on plastic surgery.

She’s had over 100 surgeries and procedures. And get this — her first plastic surgery? Was reconstructive surgery after she was beat up and left for dead. No, really. This woman needs to spend that money on therapy.

Says Sarah: “It’s addictive – you find yourself wondering what you can have done next? It’s not that I’m unhappy with the way I look – I’ve always been confident about my appearance. That’s why I want to keep my body and face as they are. All the work I’ve had done has been to stop the aging process.”