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Sanjaya Malakar

The Sanjaya Memoir???

ZOMG. When you’re releasing your “memoirs” at the age of 19, it can only go downhill from there. Along with his EP, due January 20, Sanjaya Malakar will be releasing a book, Dancing To The Music In My Head: Memoirs Of the People’s Idol. It follows him from his pre-fame days to his rise through the reality competition to life...

How Can This NOT Be a Gigantic Hit???

Here’s a lovely clip of Sanjaya Malakar performing his new song “A Quintessential Lullaby” in what I can only assume is the Build-a-Bear store of some mall in Renton or some shit. Sanjaya’s new album, Dancing to the Music in My Head, comes out January 20, and you can preview some more of the tracks here. I’m hoping...

Sanjaya Malakar is Selling Insurance

I mean, not door-to-door or anything, although nothing would make me happier. Sanjaya’s going to appear in a commercial for Nationwide Insurance. In the commercial, Sanjaya visits a wise man who tells him he needs a retirement plan — and a haircut. Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha! THE WIT! Those wacky insurance ad guys! What will they...

Sanjaya Malakar: Shirtless and Loving It

If I’m going to go on rants about gun control, I suppose the least I can do is help you get the taste of the real world out of your mouth by posting these new photos of American Idol also-ran Sanjaya Malakar shirtless. In a lovely Spanish-style kitchen. I just want you guys to help me think this through. Did he set the camera up on a tripod...