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TRAGEDY: Top Chef’s Sam Talbot Ties the Knot!

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Ohhhhh sad!

One of my favorite Z-list crushes just got married.

Sam Talbot, the hottie Tom Chef contestant, married Paola Guerrero in a secret ceremony at New York’s City Hall.

“It was just the two of them, looking low-key but gorgeous,” says a source. “They are madly in love, and he is the happiest man alive to call her his wife.”

Geez. First Giuliana steals Bill Rancic, and now this chick takes my chef man.

When will I land the reality TV star of my dreams?

Tragedy Strikes! Sam Talbot Engaged!

Lately it seems that all my D-list reality TV future husbands have been being yanked off the market.

First, Bachelor Andrew Firestone goes and gets married, and now Top Chef‘s Sam Talbot is engaged! He and his girlfriend, Colombian model Paola Guerro, have decided to make it official. The two met in Brazil last December.

“I’m so in love it’s unreal. We got engaged this weekend,” said Talbot. “She’s amazing. She’s stunning … She takes care of me in many ways. I’m quite lucky.”

If this sort of crap keeps up, I’m gonna wind up having to marry Stephen the Sommelier, or possibly even Austin Scarlett. I think I’d rather marry Austin Scarlett. He’s soooo pretty!