Could John Mayer’s facial hair look any more pubic?
Ewwwwwww I think not.
Ew I’m so grossed out by him at this event. I would not let that face anywhere near my vagina. His face-pubes probably have crabs. And I am usually not one to make the you’re-so-slutty-you-must-have-STDs jokes, but ewwwwwwwwwww. He’s so diseased-looking here. Like he’s gonna walk off the red carpet and out to the corner to find a $3 crack whore to suck him off.
Actually, he won’t have to leave the building; Ryan Starr was at the event, too.