Congrats to Ethan Hawke and nanny/wife Ryan Shawhughes.
Ryan gave birth to a little girl, Clementine Jane Hawke, last Friday in New York.
Somehow I doubt the tabloids will be scrambling for the exclusive first photos of this kiddo. So sad!
He wed his kids’ nanny, Ryan Shawhughes, who he also knocked up. Apparently the super-secret ceremony took place three weeks ago in New York. It probably wasn’t even super-secret. They probably did it in the middle of Central Park at noon with huge balloons and skywriting. It just took three weeks for anyone to get around to writing a story about it.
I’m sure Uma Thurman is devastated. She’s probably crying her eyes out while she has dirty sex on a pile of money with her hottie gazillionaire fiance, Arpad Busson. UPGRADE!
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