Jan 14, 2010 at 01:13 pm by Molls

Russell Simmons Tweeted today that he heard through the Successful People Grapevine or whatever that Tiger Woods is donating a mobile hospital to Haiti help the earthquake victims. Smart move, Tiger. Real smart. This is exactly what he should have been doing the whole time. Kissing America’s ass. I don’t think it would be outrageous to say that the disaster in Haiti is the best thing to happen to Tiger Woods in months. And did I extra extra like that the news came from Russell Simmons? Yes. I loved that. Excellent touch, Tiger. I will read my news from UncleRUSH any day.

But we’re not letting Tiger out of the doghouse yet (OMG! Accidental Brady Bunch reference), his reps have not been able to confirm anything yet.

Nov 03, 2008 at 09:24 am by Wendie

Because I forget.  What is it I’m supposed to do tomorrow?  I’m fucking sick of the election and ready for November 5th.  “Vote for Change” has become the equivalent of “whassup” and “that’s hot.”  Entertaining for like two seconds and then annoying for all eternity. 

So here’s the question: Everything I read says Obama is going to win by a landslide.  Does anyone out there think McCain still has a shot? 

Jay-Z, Sean Combs (I refuse to play along with his name changes), Russell Simmons, Jesse Jackson Jr. and Mary J. Blige got together for a Last Chance for Change rally in Miami.  I think that’s the equivalent of a last chance workout on The Biggest Loser  where everyone frenetically starts doing jump tricep bench dips in hopes that it’ll make a difference at the final weigh-in.

Aug 25, 2008 at 09:36 am by Evil Beet

Despite breakup rumors earlier in the summer, Russell Simmons and girlfriend Porschla Coleman make an adorable appearance at the American Red Cross 125th Anniversary Gala Ball. Clearly Porschla is overwhelmed and disoriented by her love for him, because, as a model, she must know better than to pose like that on the red carpet. She was just in such a hurry to show the world that Russell’s still her man that she didn’t even think about it. Right?