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Rob Pattinson Dressed Up As Salvador Dali And Jerked It On Camera

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Robert Pattinson really went to new heights in cinema when he played artist Salvador Dali in the indie film Little Ashes. First of all, he really, really committed to that Dali mustache. That’s just how Mr. Pattinson is though. No matter what he does, he really commits to it. But that’s not all he committed to. In a scene in which Pattinson’s character masturbates, Pattinson decided, “Screw acting — I’m going to screw myself. For real.” As he told the German Interview magazine, via NewNowNext:

[Faking it] just doesn’t work. So I pleasured myself in front of the camera. My orgasm is recorded for eternity.

And here it is. [GIFs of Rob's real orgasm face under the cut. You've been warned.]

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Robert Pattinson Visits Sick Kids and You Didn’t Even Know About It

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I’m really torn on Rob Pattinson. On one hand, he’s an okay-looking guy and he’s pretty chill, not too caught up in fame or the Twihards or any of that (in fact, he sort of hates them). On the other hand, he’s Robert Pattinson. However you feel about him, it’s hard to argue with the fact that he’s done some good charity work, most recently going to visit the Teen Lounge of the Los Angeles Children’s Hospital – unannounced, at that.

From WENN:

The Twilight hunk stunned young patients in the Teen Lounge at the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles on 16 August when he arrived on a visit, which had been kept secret by hospital staff.

The star sat with patients and painted picture frames, posed for pictures, and visited two young fans with cystic fibrosis who were unable to leave their rooms.

Hospital staff member Ana Vega says, “Robert was so nervous about meeting the kids – he didn’t want to let them down – which is a testament to how humble he is.

“He was incredibly gracious and kind. He will probably never fully understand what a huge lift he gave to these kids today, and how it will positively impact them over the long term.”

Aw, that’s actually really sweet.

Here’s Robert Pattinson’s Dior Homme Teaser…

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Robert Pattinson might have made a shit model when he was younger, but he’s back in the game now as the face of Dior and he’s got a new teaser trailer out for his Homme campaign.

The Hedi Xandt-created video, which debuted on Tush Online, contains photography from Nan Goldin and was filmed through a View-Master to give it an “eerie” feel. I’m not really sure what the purpose of videos like these is, but the New York City background is nice (and familiar, since, you know, I’m in it every day) but all in all, I don’t see anything groundbreaking here.

Meet Robert Pattinson: Unsuccessful Model

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Robert Pattinson has found plenty of success as an actor, but before that, he tried his hand as a model as a 12-year-old. Newsflash: it didn’t go so well. He wasn’t very good at it and it obviously wasn’t the right path for him at the time.

From GQ Germany:

“I [modeled] to meet girls. I was still young. I did it without a plan for a career of any form.”

“When I first started I was quite tall and looked like a girl, so I got lots of jobs, because it was during that period where the androgynous look was cool.

“Then, I guess, I became too much of a guy, so I never got any more jobs. I had the most unsuccessful modeling career.”

Things have obviously improved for him since then, and he’s now modeling for Dior Homme, so every cloud has a silver lining, I suppose. That picture above is hilarious, though. Is he… modeling the scarf? Showing off his boyish body?

Rob Pattinson Stopped By Kristen Stewart’s House Last Week

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Full disclosure, I do not care about the Kristen Stewart/Rob Pattinson drama at all. He’s nice, she’s whatever, he’s 27, she’s 23, he’s gotta move on. But apparently he went to her house last week, and stayed for a few hours. Who knows what went on. Maybe he just forgot some things last time he packed his sad truck and drove off into the Los Feliz sunset.

Here’s more from Us:

X17 posted exclusive photos of the 27-year-old Twilight hunk parking outside his former love’s house. Pattinson apparently attempted to keep a low profile by driving a white Durango with an out of state license plate. “Rob looked nervous on his way to visit Kristen,” the photographer told X17. “He was trying to be discreet so no one would see him.”

They broke up in May because she infamously cheated on him with her crappy Snow White film director. He is currently not dating Katy Perry, probably because she’s always farting around him.

Katy Perry On Her Relationship with Rob Pattinson: “I Fart In Front Of Him”

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Though it seemed pretty obvious that there was nothing going on between Rob Pattinson and Katy Perry, we can all rest easy now as Katy confirmed that she and Rob aren’t lovers, but more like gross buddies. As Ms. Perry told ELLE UK via Hollywood Life:

He’s my bud, I’m his big sister. We just hang out. [...] OK, so here’s the proof there was nothing was ever going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never fart in front of a man I am dating. That’s a rule.

Yeah, solid “proof.” Thanks for that, Katy. She also admits that she finds the actor attractive, but has never acted on it. She told him,

One of the things I’m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.

Uhhh I get what she means but this one she probably should have kept to herself.

As for her current love life, Perry appears to be not farting in front of John Mayer, which is a terrible choice.

Oh Shit of the Day: Did Kristen Stewart Make a Joke About Cheating On Robert Pattinson… To His Face?

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Y’all know I cannot abide a cheater, but cheating is exactly what Kristen Stewart did to Robert Pattinson when she couldn’t keep her legs closed around Rupert Sanders. There’s no excuse for this fuckery, but assuming we wanted to give Kristen the benefit of the doubt (because RPattz did since he ~luved~ her so much), you basically would have a shred of decency and consideration for your partner and probably NEVER MENTION YOUR CHEATING EVER AGAIN, right? And spend a long ass time groveling and trying to earn back trust and all of that? (I mean, there’s no way you can EVER get trust back after that, in my book, but whatevs.) Anyhow, that’s what you should do, right?

Well, apparently KStew didn’t get the memo, as word on the street is the reason they broke up again is because she made a JOKE about cheating on the Robster during a heated argument. Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

From Hollywood Life:

Rob, 27, became “consumed” by paranoia that Kristen could cheat on him again, and a source close to the actor tells HollywoodLife.com how this ended their relationship:

“It all comes down to when she cheated on him, he couldn’t let it go and would always make remarks to her saying things like, “How do I know you are there?” “How do I know you are telling the truth?” “What else have you lied about?” It just consumed him to such a point that they would have occasional banter back and forth where they weren’t nice to each other. Her cheating basically opened other doors in their relationship of what they didn’t like of each other. There conversations where more bickering then loving, and in front of friends Kristen made jokes of the incident making it look like they were above it but he was actually hurt by her bringing it up in front of friends. She got a little cocky with it and he decided to end it after it all built up to one final argument.”

How sad! Clearly, these were issues that Rob was never going to be able to deal with, considering it has been one year since Kristen’s fling with Rupert was revealed.

“They had a conversation about taking a vacation together where they started fighting about the location of where they should go and that spiraled out into the issues they had with each other and he decided it was time to move on. And as you know, he did.”

I can’t with this two-bit hussy, if that’s how she rolls. Like, girl, no. So much no.