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Katy Perry And Rob Pattinson Karaoke Video

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Katy Perry and Rob Pattinson are just friends — she fully admits that she farts in front of him — so what do we think of this “friendly” video of them singing Boyz II Men’s “I’ll Make Love To You” at karaoke together? At one point she’s sitting on his lap. Looks a wee bit too friendly.

They’re singing at Dimples in Burbank which is the WORST. KARAOKE PLACE. EVER. The owner is this old man who is super creepy and pervy. If you’re there to celebrate anything — birthday, bachelor/ette party, anniversary, whatever — he’ll come up to you with a shot with whipped cream on it and say, “Do your blow job shot.” And you’re like, “What???” and he says, “Do a blow job” and pushes the shot in your face. It’s so odd. I get that he’s been there for decades but that shouldn’t give him the right to be creepy as f-ck. I guarantee you he made both of them do his precious blow job shots.

Anyway, you’re prob gonna wanna watch the video before it gets taken down. Thoughts??

P.S. Still no video of Lohan’s karaoke nightmare has surfaced. :(

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Rob Pattinson Has The Weirdest Celebrity Crushes

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Robert Pattinson is a celeb crush of many but he’s got some celeb crushes of his own. Kind of weird celeb crushes.

The first one, is Kate Moss. Not too weird at all. It’s who he followed it up with that gave me a sort of, “Wait, what?” Here’s what Mr. Pattinson had to say about them in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar Arabia via SheKnows:

I was obsessed [with Kate Moss]. It was a bit ridiculous. The other poster I had up was Linda Blair in The Exorcist. They were my two options — a little girl possessed and Kate Moss.

Linda Blair, what? She grew into a pretty young adult, and kinda hot, but it’s just so out of left field, isn’t it? Here’s some ~~sexy photos~~ of Linda Blair for your special enjoyment, Rob.

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So who are YOUR celebrity crushes?

 

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Rob Pattinson Dressed Up As Salvador Dali And Jerked It On Camera

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Robert Pattinson really went to new heights in cinema when he played artist Salvador Dali in the indie film Little Ashes. First of all, he really, really committed to that Dali mustache. That’s just how Mr. Pattinson is though. No matter what he does, he really commits to it. But that’s not all he committed to. In a scene in which Pattinson’s character masturbates, Pattinson decided, “Screw acting — I’m going to screw myself. For real.” As he told the German Interview magazine, via NewNowNext:

[Faking it] just doesn’t work. So I pleasured myself in front of the camera. My orgasm is recorded for eternity.

And here it is. [GIFs of Rob's real orgasm face under the cut. You've been warned.]

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Robert Pattinson Visits Sick Kids and You Didn’t Even Know About It

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I’m really torn on Rob Pattinson. On one hand, he’s an okay-looking guy and he’s pretty chill, not too caught up in fame or the Twihards or any of that (in fact, he sort of hates them). On the other hand, he’s Robert Pattinson. However you feel about him, it’s hard to argue with the fact that he’s done some good charity work, most recently going to visit the Teen Lounge of the Los Angeles Children’s Hospital – unannounced, at that.

From WENN:

The Twilight hunk stunned young patients in the Teen Lounge at the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles on 16 August when he arrived on a visit, which had been kept secret by hospital staff.

The star sat with patients and painted picture frames, posed for pictures, and visited two young fans with cystic fibrosis who were unable to leave their rooms.

Hospital staff member Ana Vega says, “Robert was so nervous about meeting the kids – he didn’t want to let them down – which is a testament to how humble he is.

“He was incredibly gracious and kind. He will probably never fully understand what a huge lift he gave to these kids today, and how it will positively impact them over the long term.”

Aw, that’s actually really sweet.

Here’s Robert Pattinson’s Dior Homme Teaser…

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Robert Pattinson might have made a shit model when he was younger, but he’s back in the game now as the face of Dior and he’s got a new teaser trailer out for his Homme campaign.

The Hedi Xandt-created video, which debuted on Tush Online, contains photography from Nan Goldin and was filmed through a View-Master to give it an “eerie” feel. I’m not really sure what the purpose of videos like these is, but the New York City background is nice (and familiar, since, you know, I’m in it every day) but all in all, I don’t see anything groundbreaking here.

Meet Robert Pattinson: Unsuccessful Model

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Robert Pattinson has found plenty of success as an actor, but before that, he tried his hand as a model as a 12-year-old. Newsflash: it didn’t go so well. He wasn’t very good at it and it obviously wasn’t the right path for him at the time.

From GQ Germany:

“I [modeled] to meet girls. I was still young. I did it without a plan for a career of any form.”

“When I first started I was quite tall and looked like a girl, so I got lots of jobs, because it was during that period where the androgynous look was cool.

“Then, I guess, I became too much of a guy, so I never got any more jobs. I had the most unsuccessful modeling career.”

Things have obviously improved for him since then, and he’s now modeling for Dior Homme, so every cloud has a silver lining, I suppose. That picture above is hilarious, though. Is he… modeling the scarf? Showing off his boyish body?

Rob Pattinson Stopped By Kristen Stewart’s House Last Week

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Full disclosure, I do not care about the Kristen Stewart/Rob Pattinson drama at all. He’s nice, she’s whatever, he’s 27, she’s 23, he’s gotta move on. But apparently he went to her house last week, and stayed for a few hours. Who knows what went on. Maybe he just forgot some things last time he packed his sad truck and drove off into the Los Feliz sunset.

Here’s more from Us:

X17 posted exclusive photos of the 27-year-old Twilight hunk parking outside his former love’s house. Pattinson apparently attempted to keep a low profile by driving a white Durango with an out of state license plate. “Rob looked nervous on his way to visit Kristen,” the photographer told X17. “He was trying to be discreet so no one would see him.”

They broke up in May because she infamously cheated on him with her crappy Snow White film director. He is currently not dating Katy Perry, probably because she’s always farting around him.