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Riley Keough

Is Robert Pattinson Dating Elvis Presley’s Granddaughter?

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Another day, another “Robert Pattinson is boning a new chick” story. This time, it’s none other than Elvis’ granddaughter Riley Keough. You might remember Riley for her engagement stint to Alex Pettyfer before they split back in August 2012.

Here’s what the New York Daily News said about it:

“Keough isn’t just the apparent new apple of the British actor’s eye, she is also a close pal of [his ex Kristen] Stewart’s.”

Ohhhh, snap!!! Keep in mind, this whole dating story came about because RPattz drove Riley around in his truck in LA one day. So you know, that totally means they’re doing it. Except not! Gossip Cop claims all of this is false:

It’s NOT the case.

First of all, that is NOT Keough in Pattinson’s car, Gossip Cop confirms.

And more importantly — the two stars are NOT getting romantic.

Keough’s rep tells Gossip Cop exclusively that it’s absolutely “not true” that they’re dating.

Is it true? Is it false? Is Kristen Stewart devastated or is she too busy lezzing out with Katy Perry’s personal assistant to really care? What will happen next? So many questions, so few answers.

Oh. Sweet. Jesus.

Riley Keough and Zoe Kravitz in the same photograph.

Excuse me while I orgasm.

This is my angry-hipster-celebuspawn heaven. Can’t you just taste the ennui? The unearned sense of worldly injustice? The exhaustion with it all? Tell me it doesn’t get you off. Just a little bit.

At the aptly-named mtvU Woodie Awards in NYC.

Rock It, Riley

Riley Keough’s another one of my fave celebuspawns. She always looks so fabulously pissed off. She’s the granddaughter of Elvis Presley, FYI. So she’s, like, second-generation celebuspawn. How many people can say that?

Here’s Riley at the Elton John AIDS Foundation benefit on Tuesday night.