Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Riley Keough

Oh. Sweet. Jesus.

Riley Keough and Zoe Kravitz in the same photograph. Excuse me while I orgasm. This is my angry-hipster-celebuspawn heaven. Can’t you just taste the ennui? The unearned sense of worldly injustice? The exhaustion with it all? Tell me it doesn’t get you off. Just a little bit. At the aptly-named mtvU Woodie Awards in NYC.

Rock It, Riley

Riley Keough’s another one of my fave celebuspawns. She always looks so fabulously pissed off. She’s the granddaughter of Elvis Presley, FYI. So she’s, like, second-generation celebuspawn. How many people can say that? Here’s Riley at the Elton John AIDS Foundation benefit on Tuesday night.