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Rihanna Has Some Ugly Clothes

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Rihanna has been out and about for Paris Fashion Week, flashing her nipples, seeing some runway shows, the usual. She seems to have a different ludicrous outfit every day, and her most recent one for the Commes Des Garçons show on Saturday, was really terrible. The leather jacket and the Louise-from-Bob’s-Burgers hat are only marginally offensive, but that fur stole is just shameful. Not because it’s fur, but because it’s really fucking ugly.

Here’s a question: what’s with the fur with the words on it now? Why is this a thing? We have to make fur even more hideous by writing catchphrases on it now? I really just do not understand the trend. Mind you, RiRi’s is slightly less awful than Khloe Kardashian’s, but this trend needs to go IMMEDIATELY.

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Rihanna Isn’t Even Trying to Wear Clothes Anymore


Rihanna is currently in France for Paris Fashion Week, so of course she needs to push the envelope in terms of the outfits she wears when attending some of the runway shows, right? Well, in lieu of clothes, how about sorta-clothes, like a mesh see-through top with nothing under it? Rihanna’s got you covered…

While she may not be trying to be a rebel, she is trying to do one thing: show you her breasts. Check behind the jump for the NSFW photos.

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So, What’s Going On with Rihanna and Drake?

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Yeah, yeah, it’s this old story again. Rihanna and Drake performed together at a Paris concert and got a little cozy with some sexy dancing and all of that and now everyone’s wondering if they’re together. Chances are, the answer to that is a definite NO, but I’d say they’re probably sleeping together again – or were while they were in the same place.

They were also seen together the night before this at the Soixante Dix Neuf nightclub, also in Paris, where they were apparently “getting cozy”. I sorta like them as a couple, but I thought Drake was with Jhené Aiko. Hmm…

Rihanna’s Not Trying to Be a Rebel

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I feel like Rihanna has kinda tamed herself in the past several months – or maybe we’re just that desensitized to her crotch patting, stripper visiting, ass-baring ways. Either way, I wasn’t really moved by her new interview in Vogue, in which she insists that she’s not trying to be a rebel, she’s just unconventional and likes going against the grain.

Fair enough, of course, but I don’t really see Rihanna as a rebel at this point. She’s just… RiRi. She likes to get her ass out and smoke a lot of weed and that’s what she does. She’s never been a role model and isn’t trying to be and yada yada… so why is this still a discussion?

Here’s what she had to say, anyway:

“I don’t go out of my way to be a rebel or to have that perception, but a lot of the decisions I make, a lot of the direction I want to move, is against the grain, or against society’s tight lane.

“I’m aware of that sometimes. It might not be fitting with the norm, but that’s okay for me.”

Cool. On a side note, that hand tattoo is just horrendous. Why would you layer tattoos on top of one another? Why? And then show it off in a magazine? Just personal preference, of course, but dear God.

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Rihanna’s Former Accountant Almost Left Her Bankrupt

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Rihanna is rich as shit and is worth about $45 million these days – certainly enough to ensure that she’s well set for life. However, this wasn’t always the case, and in fact she was apparently close to bankruptcy back in 2009 when some shitty accountant at Berdon LLP lost $9 million of her money. She’s not taking things lying down, either – she’s suing!

From the New York Daily News:

The 25-year-old pop star, whose real name is Robyn Fenty, says accountant Peter Gounis of Berdon LLP recommended she purchase a $7.5 million Beverly Hills mansion in 2009 — so she went ahead and bought it.

“Mr. Gounis advised Ms. Fenty that she could afford to purchase [the home] at a time when Ms. Fenty was in financial dismay,” her court documents say.

“In 2009, Ms. Fenty was ‘running out of cash’ and Mr. Gounis knew this,” the papers say, quoting a deposition in Rihanna’s federal breach of contract and negligence lawsuit.

“Ms. Fenty’s accounts were so diminished that requested wire transfers would not go through. In fact, Ms. Fenty was effectively bankrupt at the end of 2009.”

“Mr. Gounis was fully apprised of Ms. Fenty’s financial condition, yet, nonetheless, failed to advise her that the purchase would be unwise,” her new court papers say. “In fact, in or around March 2009, defendants advised Ms. Fenty by email that purchasing a home in Los Angeles ‘would be a good investment.’ ”

That’s not all, either – apparently the accountant knew that her Last Girl On Earth Tour was going to lose money and yet failed to advise her on this, as well.

Some people might say that Rihanna should have known better, etc, but when you’re not super on the ball with money and you’ve got so much of it, this is why you hire someone who IS good at it and who can help you manage it in a smart way. If this dude was a good accountant, he’d have paid more attention to these things and helped his client more effectively manage her investments.

Of course, Gounis isn’t taking any responsibility for his negligence, saying only:

“These allegations are false,” Thomas Manisero, a lawyer for Berdon LLP, said Wednesday. “Berdon acted properly concerning Ms. Fenty’s affairs.”

LOL, kay. He was fired in 2010.

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Rihanna and Shakira Are Humping Walls in the ‘Can’t Remember to Forget You’ Video

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It was recently announced that Shakira and Rihanna had formed an unlikely duo for Shakira’s new single, ‘Can’t Remember to Forget You’, a terrible rock-raggae-pop track (the reggae bit is apparently why Shakira thought of Rihanna) whose video doesn’t look to be much better, if the mini preview that’s been released is anything to go by.

The video is sure to include the following:

  • some light lesbo action (to keep male visitors enthralled, I suppose)

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  • some wall-humping

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And God knows what else, really. The song sucks, so the video won’t really be any better – even Rihanna’s twerking looks phoned in. It’ll probably do okay in the charts (definitely not a #1) by virtue of the artists performing it, but I think it’s a bit of a let down, myself.

Have a look:

Rihanna Spends 95% of Her Life Naked, I’m Convinced

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Rihanna is currently in Brazil and seems to be enjoying a nice bit of fun in the sun… sans clothes. I’m not quite sure why she feels the need to do photoshoots every day of her life, whether in front of a camera for a magazine or in front of her phone for Instagram, but here we are again. I suppose it’s an “If you’ve got it, flaunt it” situation where she wants to keep record of how hot she was in her younger days for when she gets old? I’m just throwing guesses out here.

In any case, enjoy some Rihanna body, which you probably know the sight of better than your own at this point, that’s how often she’s showing it off. No shade there – I love me some RiRi, but the selfies are a bit over the top sometimes, I have to admit.

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