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Law & Order SVU To Air Episode Inspired By Chris Brown And Rihanna

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Chris Brown and Rihanna‘s relationship has inspired their very own episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Law & Order: SVU, like the other Law & Order shows, is known for having episodes that are “ripped from the headlines.”

Here’s NBC‘s description of the episode posted with the promo on YouTube.

Law and Order SVU 14×16 “Funny Valentine” – A promising singer is brutally attacked by her boyfriend, a popular hip hop star. ADA Barba (guest star Raul Esparza) works to build a case, but the victim refuses to aid the prosecution and, despite Detective Benson’s (Mariska Hargitay) best efforts, continues to put herself in danger. The case quickly spirals into a media circus, perpetrated by both the defendant and his uncompromising attorney (guest star Tambor).

Perez Hilton, Dave Navarro, and Wendy Williams also guest star.

Naturally this YouTube page is exploding with comments. I think my favorite comment is from the user “IAmPlaysWithSquirrel” (sweet Boy Meets World reference!),

“The preceding story was fictional. No actual person or event was depicted.”


The episode will air next Wednesday, the 27th, on NBC at 9/8 central. You can watch the promo below.


Rihanna Has a Stalker and He Just Broke Into Her House

From TMZ:

A man was arrested outside of Rihanna‘s Southern California home in the Pacific Palisades … after neighbors saw the guy snooping around and apprehended him … TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell us … the suspect has told police someone emailed him instructions on how to get into the home … so he rolled over to the property and followed the directions.

We’re told the instructions worked … because the man was able to get inside the home … where he allegedly snooped around for a while before neighbors noticed something was up.

Our sources tell us … neighbors went over to the home and confronted the man — and eventually detained him when they realized he didn’t belong there. Police were called to the scene and took the man into custody.

The man is currently being investigated for burglary.

There’s an update to this story, which is that the bro in question actually entered Rihanna‘s neighbours home, mistakenly thinking it was hers. Luckily she wasn’t there at the time – she’s off in Hawaii drinking, smoking weed and having sex with Chris Brown in some prolonged, debauched celebration of her 25th birthday, so she didn’t have to come in contact with the crazy.

It makes sense to me that Rihanna has a stalker, and frankly I’m surprised this hasn’t happened sooner. I mean, have you read some of the comments on her Instagram account? I’d be terrified to live my daily life if I was her (though I think she’s generally too stoned to care). The suspect is lucky Chris Brown wasn’t around – he would have gotten a good beating.

Oh God: Rihanna Might Be Marrying Chris Brown (But Probably Not)

If anyone lives every day as if it’s her last, it’s Rihanna. All she does is drink, smoke, party, go on vacation and hang out with Chris Brown, so I suppose any day could be her last. In any case, the above photo was posted to Rihanna’s friend Melissa Forde’s Instagram yesterday, fueling rumours that the singer is set to tie the knot with the rudest boy of all, if you will – Shit Town. I mean, Chris Brown. Sorry, typo.

Is Rihanna getting married? Not even she’s high enough for that, I would say, but I suppose you never know. Chances are she’s just wearing a tacky piece of jewellery and know that idiots on the Internet like to dissect every little think, so she’s pulling an Ashton Kutcher and punking us all.

In related idiotic news, Rihanna’s dad Ronald Fenty must be suffering brain damage after his years of drug addiction because he’d be “ecstatic” if Rihanna and Chris Brown married. I suppose woman beaters need to stick together and all. Anyway, here’s what came out of his mouth:

“I would be ecstatic. He’s a very old-fashioned kind of guy, with straight-up morals and he’s always been very decent to me.” (via Now)

These people make me lose my faith in humanity.