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Rihanna Has a Stalker and He Just Broke Into Her House

From TMZ:

A man was arrested outside of Rihanna‘s Southern California home in the Pacific Palisades … after neighbors saw the guy snooping around and apprehended him … TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell us … the suspect has told police someone emailed him instructions on how to get into the home … so he rolled over to the property and followed the directions.

We’re told the instructions worked … because the man was able to get inside the home … where he allegedly snooped around for a while before neighbors noticed something was up.

Our sources tell us … neighbors went over to the home and confronted the man — and eventually detained him when they realized he didn’t belong there. Police were called to the scene and took the man into custody.

The man is currently being investigated for burglary.

There’s an update to this story, which is that the bro in question actually entered Rihanna‘s neighbours home, mistakenly thinking it was hers. Luckily she wasn’t there at the time – she’s off in Hawaii drinking, smoking weed and having sex with Chris Brown in some prolonged, debauched celebration of her 25th birthday, so she didn’t have to come in contact with the crazy.

It makes sense to me that Rihanna has a stalker, and frankly I’m surprised this hasn’t happened sooner. I mean, have you read some of the comments on her Instagram account? I’d be terrified to live my daily life if I was her (though I think she’s generally too stoned to care). The suspect is lucky Chris Brown wasn’t around – he would have gotten a good beating.

Oh God: Rihanna Might Be Marrying Chris Brown (But Probably Not)

If anyone lives every day as if it’s her last, it’s Rihanna. All she does is drink, smoke, party, go on vacation and hang out with Chris Brown, so I suppose any day could be her last. In any case, the above photo was posted to Rihanna’s friend Melissa Forde’s Instagram yesterday, fueling rumours that the singer is set to tie the knot with the rudest boy of all, if you will – Shit Town. I mean, Chris Brown. Sorry, typo.

Is Rihanna getting married? Not even she’s high enough for that, I would say, but I suppose you never know. Chances are she’s just wearing a tacky piece of jewellery and know that idiots on the Internet like to dissect every little think, so she’s pulling an Ashton Kutcher and punking us all.

In related idiotic news, Rihanna’s dad Ronald Fenty must be suffering brain damage after his years of drug addiction because he’d be “ecstatic” if Rihanna and Chris Brown married. I suppose woman beaters need to stick together and all. Anyway, here’s what came out of his mouth:

“I would be ecstatic. He’s a very old-fashioned kind of guy, with straight-up morals and he’s always been very decent to me.” (via Now)

These people make me lose my faith in humanity.

Vin Diesel Is A Pretty Big Rihanna Fan, Apparently

Valentine’s Day is a pretty romantic holiday, and no man knows romance like Vin Diesel (or something). So how does he celebrate? He covers Rihanna’s ‘Stay’ and puts it on YouTube, apparently. The clip went viral last week, leading people to wonder… well, simply, why? Here’s why: It was a gift for his girlfriend Paloma Jimenez in lieu of a traditional Valentine’s Day card. That and he really likes Rihanna.

From People:

With the help of his daughter, Diesel obtained a mic and an amp while Jimenez was on a flight and “the rest is history,” he tells PEOPLE.

And the response his romantic video has been getting has been even better.

“People say ‘I didn’t know you were a Rihanna fan?’ ” he says. “How could you not be a fan of her voice, her gift.”

But while the actor says he’s been putting out fun singing videos “for years” – and sang in Strays and The Pacifier – he adds that “no one ever took it this [seriously].”

Bless his heart. I’m a Rihanna fan – not that I’d ever talk about her “gift”, per se, but whatever. After this, I’m definitely a Vin fan, as well.