Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Renee Zellweger

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Renee Zellweger seemed to have a series of unfortunate events as she left lunch in Venice. First she ran in to this weird dude in the photo above, then she struggled to find her keys in her big purse as she made her way to the car. Eventually she just had to squat down and really dig in there. Isn’t that always the way with these big purses...

OMG! New BFFs in Town!

A pair of hot new girlfriends, Renee Zellweger and Gloria Cooper, were seen strolling the streets of LA together yesterday while shopping and giggling up a storm just like every other group of girlfriends in this post-Sex and the City world. For those of you who aren’t sure who these broads are, Gloria is the chick that birthed Bradley...

Renee and Bradley Are Sneaky Bastards

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper seem to be getting even cozier… but not too cozy! The two arrived at LAX on a flight from Canada yesterday, and while the two definitely exited the same plane, but once they stepped food off the aircraft, the two never were seen together. Renee went to baggage claim and got two massive suitcases, which she...

Quotables

“Women today are so skinny. If I did a love scene with them, I would crush them. If I did a love scene with Renee, I would kill her!” — Actor Alec Baldwin describing what would happen if he was doing a sex scene with the extremely skinny Renee Zellweger. Ummm. Violent.

Bridget Jones Doesn’t Want To Get Fat

Things must be serious between Renee and that boyfriend of hers, Bradley Cooper.  She’s gearing up for the latest installment of Bridget Jones, which usually includes eating a ton of food so that she can get “fat”. However, this time she’ll be eschewing instead of chewing and wearing a fat suit instead.  I guess...