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Renee Zellweger

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Renee Zellweger seemed to have a series of unfortunate events as she left lunch in Venice. First she ran in to this weird dude in the photo above, then she struggled to find her keys in her big purse as she made her way to the car. Eventually she just had to squat down and really dig in there. Isn’t that always the way with these big purses, ladies?

OMG! New BFFs in Town!

Renee Zellweger and Gloria Cooper

A pair of hot new girlfriends, Renee Zellweger and Gloria Cooper, were seen strolling the streets of LA together yesterday while shopping and giggling up a storm just like every other group of girlfriends in this post-Sex and the City world. For those of you who aren’t sure who these broads are, Gloria is the chick that birthed Bradley Cooper and Renee is the whale that’s dating him. It sure looks like these two have gotten awfully close, I can practically hear the two of them cackling through the photos all like “You’re the best, NeeNee!” “No, Glores! You’re the best!” I can only imagine that after this marathon shopping spree, those two ladies headed straight to Gloria’s bedroom to indulge in a round of hot fudge sundaes and even more hot and juicy gossip. You know how girls are when you get them together!

Renee and Bradley Are Sneaky Bastards

Renee and Bradley Fly Together

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper seem to be getting even cozier… but not too cozy! The two arrived at LAX on a flight from Canada yesterday, and while the two definitely exited the same plane, but once they stepped food off the aircraft, the two never were seen together. Renee went to baggage claim and got two massive suitcases, which she brought to her waiting car and left with. Bradley, on the other hand, strolled on out of the airport with nothing but a backpack, although there are no photos of him going to Renee’s car or anyone else’s car, for that matter. I’m thinking maybe Renee grabbed both their bags and they met up later? Either way, there’s something very “spy movie” about the whole thing.

Bridget Jones Doesn’t Want To Get Fat

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Things must be serious between Renee and that boyfriend of hers, Bradley Cooper.  She’s gearing up for the latest installment of Bridget Jones, which usually includes eating a ton of food so that she can get “fat”.

However, this time she’ll be eschewing instead of chewing and wearing a fat suit instead.  I guess she’ll have the frumpy body with that tiny little head.  That won’t look strange at all.

Britain’s Reveal magazine also indicates that Renee was worried about the effect of gaining and losing 30 lbs.  It’s true:  as you get older, it gets more and more difficult to shed the ol’ Krispy Kremes, though I’m looking at these pics of Renee and feel like she could gain 20 or 30 lbs. and still look just fine.

Jennifer Aniston Thinks She’s Better Than Renee Zellweger

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Jennifer Aniston has been shafted by a man she was dating for another woman once again, and of course that’s gotta hurt. While it may not have been her husband Brad Pitt or on/off beau John Mayer, Bradley Cooper has left her feeling cold after ditching out on her after a promising dinner date to settle in with Renee Zellweger.

It’s not that Jen really cares all that much about Bradley, although she did think there was a bit of promise for the two of them, it’s really more that she doesn’t understand what Renee has that she doesn’t. A source close to Renee explained to Us Weekly why they think she has the edge over Jen: “She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She’s really happy and doesn’t need anyone to feel complete.”

Ouch. As opposed to Jen, who’s flailed around town with every dude I can think of since her split with Brad. One of Aniston’s friends also told Us, “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.” Double ouch.

Renee and Bradley: It’s Serious!

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I guess this isn’t just a date or two — Renee Zellweger and Hangover hottie Bradley Cooper were spotted arriving at the airport together in Spain, where they were picked up and whisked off by a waiting car. A Spanish holiday already? Dayum. But maybe that’s not such a big deal when you’re ridiculously rich and famous and needing to put as much distance as possible between yourself and Jennifer Aniston.