The second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion was on Bravo last night and it was absolute mayhem. Now, look: You guys know at this point that I’m not shy about swear words and harsh language. In fact, one might say that I am limited to using swear words and harsh language, so you know that if I thought Kim G.’s mouth was completely foul last night, it had to be pretty bad.
Here’s the thing with Kim G., though. It’s not just the words coming out of her mouth. It’s the eff’d up juxtaposition of her sitting there in a silk dress and pearls while screaming profanities at a piece of trash on the couch across from her. It’s hard to imagine that a woman of such high class and dignity could be bothered to respond to someone like Danielle, let alone in such an animalistic and visceral fashion. Oh, wait. That’s right. Kim G. is a skunk in a mink jacket. She’s still the rodent she was born to be, she just managed to land a husband who would stick her in a nice setting and drape her in some decent clothes.
There wasn’t a whole lot of actual resolution on last night’s finale. There was this moment, where Danielle attempted to play nicenice with Jacqueline and Teresa…
After declaring bankruptcy, Real Housewife Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe are being forced to auction off items from their extravagant home (a tour of which is in the video above… that playroom. My God.) The couple are selling two flat screen TVs, a foosball table, a suit of armor (???) and several chandeliers, amongst other things, to cover debts owed.
Anyone who is familiar with the show knows that Teresa’s spending is out of control and in recent episodes, she’s been defending her family’s financial state to no end. I actually feel for her and her family, as it’s clearly her own lack of education on finances and responsibility that got her to this place. They’ll be suffering the consequences of their overspending for years to come.
If any of you caught Monday’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, you saw the absolutely trashtastic brawl that went down between Danielle, Teresa and Ashley. We already know that Danielle had Ashley arrested for assault and yesterday her lawyer told HollywoodLife that she’ll be taking both Ashley and Teresa to court for damages.
Danielle’s lawyer made the following statement about the law suit:
“I’ve never seen anything like this. We are going to use this footage and prepare a case against these women. We are seeking assault and battery charges, defamation of character and punitive damages as well. We will get restraining orders by the judge against Teresa, Ashley and all others involved. We will subpoena this women to make sure they come to court. We are going to ask to impose sanctions against these women, whatever the law allows. These things don’t end with paying a fine. It’s not over … I don’t know when this will ever be over. There is a freedom of speech amendment so we can’t restrain Teresa for saying things but it’s the intent behind it. This is fueling some of the work behind these people. This is some kind of conspiracy, it’s like a gang mentality.”
While it’s obvious that what took place the night in question was seriously disturbing for all involved, I think it’s pretty obvious that Danielle is desperate to stay relevant and probably looking for a meal ticket. During the first season of the show Danielle was extremely clear that she wasn’t willing to work to pay her bills, and you know it’s those types who are always quick to sue.