Check out Rachel Zoe at a benefit in LA last night.
I really enjoy her show, and I think she’s so sweet and hilarious, but THIS is just DISGUSTING. You NEED to put on some weight, sweetheart. You look about 80 years old.
Her breasts look like they’ve given up on life.
December 8, 2008 at 12:58 pm by Evil Beet
Are these bangs going to be some new trend?Â Because I hate them.Â Like, I didn’t care when Jessica Alba got them because she’s mean and deservesÂ ugly hair.Â ButÂ Selena Gomez is just a cute and innocent kid despite that thing on her head.Â Where were her parents when this haircut was happening?Â Â Aren’t there laws to protect minors from this kind of thing?Â
Speaking of devastating, I also came across some pictures of Rachel Zoe who was at the 2008 CNN Heroes with SelenaÂ event last night.Â And I wikied her.Â She’sÂ 37 years old?Â I will give a free Dr. Pepper to the first person who can prove that she is actually at leastÂ eight years older.Â Because if I have to live with the fact that she’s only 11 months older than I am, I’m not sure I can go on.Â For real.
Also there:Â Lucy Liu looking pregnant, Cameron Diaz looking orange, and Ricki Lake looking like she could have made so much more effort.Â Dude, you lost like, a hundred pounds.Â Wear something flattering.
WhenÂ I page through all theÂ pictures that were taken at an event, there are lots of snapshots of each celebrity in different poses or scenarios.Â Drinking wine, posing on the red carpet, accepting an award.Â Meg Ryan’s face, in every single picture, was exactly the same.Â NoÂ other facial nuance was recorded at any time.Â Â
November 23, 2008 at 3:21 pm by Wendie
My trainer the other day was all like, “Hey, are you watching that new Rachel Zoe show? I LOVE her! She cracks me up,” and I was like, “Yes, she’s amusing, but also: everything she touches turns to starving.”
I have to admit, though, I kind of love Rachel as a stylist. You know how I’ve been raving about how freaking amazing Anne Hathaway’s looked on red carpets lately? You know who her new stylist is? Yeah, Rachel Zoe.
So I’ve kind of been obsessively following everything she’s worn to New York and Milan Fashion Weeks, and it just occurred to me that you guys might want to see it, too.
Here’s a bunch of photos of the various outfits Rachel’s sported this past month at fashion week events.
September 24, 2008 at 4:00 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s Lindsay leaving a hair salon in LA today.
You know who she looks like in this picture?
Her former stylist, Rachel Zoe.
And you know what Rachel Zoe looks like?
A 75-year-old raisin.
This is not good, Linds. Not good at all.
April 16, 2008 at 11:46 am by Evil Beet
Stylist/anorexia posterchild Rachel Zoe wears the Brooklyn Zoo as she leaves the Waverly Inn in NYC.
Image via Splash
December 17, 2007 at 9:25 am by Evil Beet
I love it when celebrities totally turn the tables and use the media for their own advantage. MySpace has allowed them to issue weird publicity statements without the need of publicists sometimes with positive (see below) and negative (Travis Barker’s weird ranting) results.
Here is one of the most amazing MySpace posts by a celebrity yet! Nicole Richie, welcome to health. Rachel Zoe, go fade away into obscurity and eat a sandwich.
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…”
It is down off her blog now because someone probably warned her getting sued by meth face Zoe. Also, poor girl has some spelling issues. Still, in the world of celebrity MySpace posts this is in my top 10.