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3Are Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino a couple?

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In this week’s edition of “Girl, You Could Do So Much Better”, rumours are flying that Uma Thurman – who recently ended her lengthy engagement to Arpad Busson – is already shacking up with weirdo director Quentin Tarantino. I know – I gagged, too.

The pair have been friends for years, of course, but apparently Quentin has “always loved [her]” and they recently decided to take their relationship “to the next level”. Oh boy.

From US Weekly:

Us Weekly can confirm that the two have taken their relationship to the next level. Sources tell Us that the pair recently spent time together at the 2014 Cannes Film Festival in the South of France, where they even shared a villa.

“They had a thing and got together again recently,” one insider tells Us. “He’s loved her for years.” Both Thurman and Tarantino were presenters at the closing ceremony of the star-studded film fest on Saturday, May 24. The willowy blonde star, 44, wearing a floor-length canary custom Atelier Versace couture gown, walked arm-in-arm on the red carpet with the Oscar-winning director, 51.

Just one day before their grand entrance, the two reunited with John Travolta at a Pulp Fiction screening. (The 1994 Tarantino-directed crime flick was Thurman’s breakout moment in Hollywood. She later went on to collaborate with the director as the heroine of Kill Bill: Volumes 1 and 2.)

“There has always been an attraction,” another source explains. “She has indulged from time to time, and that’s how their relationship has always worked.”

She’s “indulged” from time to time? Come on – Quentin Tarantino is a weirdo foot fetishist, not a sprinkled donut (I think I’d prefer him more if he was the latter). The whole thing is just really bizarre to me, but hey, I guess it’s different strokes for different folks.

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May 29, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer

0A Cab Driver Bit Quentin Tarantino On the Nipple

Well, okay. Quentin Tarantino was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno this week and decided that a great story to tell would be about that one time he got in a fight with a cab driver and the guy bit him on the nipple. I suppose this is the point we’re all supposed to say, “Only in New York!” but all I’m thinking is, “Uh, what?”

“I was in the back of this cab and this taxi driver who was a big guy – he was a real jerk. So he was such a jerk I said, ‘Pull over to the side of the road and let me get out’. So he’s acting all huffy. Say the fare was $4.50 and I gave him a $5 but he was such a jerk I didn’t even want to give him 50 cents tip.

“So I was like, ‘Give me my money’, and he was like, ‘Fine’ and he gives me the two quarters and he refers to my date and says, ‘Use it to buy her a new face’. So I’m sprinting around the back of the cab because I’m going to attack him. I come over and I hit him so hard that he goes right back in the cab. I start punching him in the face.

“Now this is all happening in front of a club. So the bouncers grab me and pull me off of him. The guy sees that I’m being held and he attacks me and tries to bite me on my nipple. He didn’t hit me… he sunk his teeth into my chest.”

”I go, ‘Maybe he doesn’t know who I am. I can’t tell anybody about this. I can’t tell my best friend about this.’ So for a year I didn’t tell anybody about it to see if anybody would know about it and it went away. I have been in two fights this year, already. One that I started, one that I didn’t. In both cases it was a big deal, it was all over the newspapers and I paid $30,000 each time. That’s the price of doing business when you’re famous and you punch somebody.”

Don’t you feel better knowing that? I feel like it explains a lot about what a weirdo Quentin is, but maybe that’s just me. Here’s a clip for ya:

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November 28, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
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4Angelina Jolie Won’t Have Jonah Hill, Quentin Tarentino At Her Wedding To Brad Pitt

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This is probably my favourite story of the day because it’s hilarious and insane. Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are at odds over a few potential wedding guests, namely… Jonah Hill and Quentin Tarantino? Brad wants them there, Angelina says no way in hell – what will happen? Oh wait, I forgot to add that Philip Seymour Hoffman isn’t welcome, either. Now THAT one is cold as ice. I can see Jonah because he’s an asshole and Quentin is a bit insane, but why not Philip? He’s getting clean! Angelina, noooooo!

From The Sun:

The actor’s missus has banned him from inviting some of his heavier-drinking pals to the bash.

Angelina has given strict instructions for JONAH HILL, QUENTIN TARANTINO and PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN to be left off the list of invitations in case they get too leathered.

She has also warned that his best friend GEORGE CLOONEY needs to control his wine intake at the nuptials.

A source said: “Angelina wants the whole affair to be very civilised and is concerned about the habits of some of Brad’s more raucous friends.

“She thinks that if Jonah and Quentin come, they’ll hit the bar early on and cause a commotion.”

Brad’s pals aren’t the only problem being ironed out before their big day – the couple are also disagreeing over who should be best man.

Angelina is keen for her brother James to have the gig, while Brad thinks his brother Doug should take on the role.

Either way, they should definitely hold back on any Dutch courage before the wedding starts.

First of all, no one tells the Silver Fox to control his wine intake. Second of all, this story is so great because it’s so regular. I love the idea of Angelina giving Brad a hard time about the wedding guests. Ugh, God help me, I’m totally starting to love Brangelina. :(

June 25, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

1Quentin Tarantino’s Top 12 Movies of 2011

Photo: Quentin Tarantino in 2009

No matter your opinion of Quentin Tarantino as a filmmaker, you can’t argue whether the man knows more about movies than you do. You just can’t. Because he does. He knows more about movies than anybody.

Moviefone:

You’ve read the rest of the year-end critics’ lists, now check out the best?

Director Quentin Tarantino has passed along his comprehensive rundown of 2011 films to the aptly named Quentin Tarantino Archives website, and it features enough conversation starters to last at least three rounds at the local bar. His top-eleven (plus one), presented without commentary:

1. “Midnight In Paris”
2. “Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes”
3. “Moneyball”
4. “The Skin I Live In”
5. “X-Men: First Class”
6. “Young Adult”
7. “Attack The Block”
8. “Red State”
9. “Warrior”
10. “The Artist” / “Our Idiot Brother” (tie)
11. “The Three Musketeers”

I’m a little surprised by some of QT’s selections. X-Men: First Class? Yeah, it was good—really, really good, actually—but it’s a little contrarian to list it among the movies of the year. Plus, Rise of the Planet of the Apes is ranked second. What is that, even.

Still, I am OK with Quentin’s refusal to conform to any algorithm: critics usually reserve the top ten slots for “high art,” whatever that is, so there’s something nice about applauding a “movie for movies’ sake.”

To be sure, other movies made Tarantino’s end-of-year cut, too, including Hugo, Drive, Hanna, and Tree of Life.

Now, I did know there was a Quentin Tarantino movie list going around, because last night James Wan—director of the original Saw—took to Twitter to obliquely “thank” Tarantino for including Insidious on his end-of-year list. Oh: Insidious was ranked among the “worst movies.” (WHAT. I cannot even.)

What’s on your year-end movie list?

January 14, 2012 at 10:30 am by Jenn
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14Quentin Tarantino Has Some Serious Sexual Issues, Like Letting a Girl Named Beejoli Get Close to Him

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See the chick above? Turns out she’s a real big bitch. Like, a bitch of the worst kind. The kind of bitch who exploits others’ faults (or, you know, their anything) in order to get attention. I can’t STAND that business. There was a girl I went to high school with that showed up to one of my slumber parties with this baggie full of pills to make it look like she was some kind of addict on the highway to OD. She “casually” left them half-hanging-out of her backpack that night, and when another friend intervened, she pretended to be aghast at the discovery, and quickly hid them away with no explanation. After the rest of us fourteen-year-olds provoked her and hounded her for answers, she finally caved and said that she had a Very Bad Pain Pill Addiction. Everyone was ashamed that they’d assumed her attention-seeking ways were at it again. Later on, another friend took it upon herself to reexamine the pills and as it turned out? It was an array of Tylenol capsules and aspirin tablets that had the brand names filed off so that they’d appear to be harder drugs. And that? Is akin to what the above asshole did to Quentin Tarantino, just … more embarrassing for him.

Beejoli (and really – who is EVER going to take someone in Hollywood serious that has “Beej” in their first name) claims that she ended up out on a fuck session with Tarantino, as fate would have it, and not only threw him under the bus with a mass email to all of her “friends,” which also ended up in the hands of the media, but disgraced him for his well-known foot fetish, his “ugly” penis, and his propensity to sweat. What a nice, well-mannered girl.

Jump in to read the explicit email from Beejoli herself:

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June 29, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
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1Why is Quentin Tarantino Suing The Creator of ‘True Blood’?

Quentin Tarantino has filed a lawsuit against his neighbor Alan Ball, who just so happens to be the creator of True Blood, because he can no longer handle the constant screeching coming from Ball’s exotic bird collection. It sounds like a joke, but it’s not.

From TheHollywoodReporter:

Tarantino claims in his lawsuit, filed Thursday in L.A. County Superior Court, that the “obnoxious pteradactyl-like screams” coming from Ball’s “exotic bird menagerie” have “seriously disrupted [his] ability to work as a writer in his home.”

He adds that he’s also tried to resolve the matter with Ball — who also created the TV series Six Feet Under and won an Oscar for writing American Beauty — to no avail.

There’s a lot of things that are funny about this, but perhaps the most obvious thing is that, our of the two of these men, I think most people would dub Quentin as the weirdo. Like, I can totally see him with exotic birds, tigers, monkeys, et c. Alan Ball? I think of him as some boring TV dude. Who had any idea that he was so passionate about winged things? That’s kind of adorable, in a really odd way.

I’ll keep you guys updated. If Balldude gets his birds taken away, that’s going to be mad emotional.

March 11, 2011 at 4:30 am by Molls
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