9Love It Or Leave It: Pussycat Dolls’ Nicole Scherzinger’s New Hair

I’m not going to mince any words on this one – I fucking hate it. It’s -probably- the worst haircut or hairstyle that I’ve ever seen on a person, man or woman alike. The … thing looks like a fez. There’s no other word for it. She looks like she should be Aladdin’s understudy for a budget, off-off-off-off-off-Broadway production of, you guessed it, Aladdin.

I’m just waiting for the monkey to pop out of somewhere and steal an apple and make it alright again, ’cause this shit is just not going to fly all that far.

November 29, 2010 at 8:00 am by Sarah

44Cultural Bastardization is More Fun When Set to Music

The official ‘Jai Ho’ Video has been released. I especially like how suit man (A.R. Rahman) just had to make the same soulful singing face while walking nowhere. The song seems to go on waaaaay to long though.

March 14, 2009 at 10:07 am by Soleil

37If It’s Profitable When Indian People Sing It, Surely It Can Be More Profitable When Americans Sing It in English

That took basically zero time at all.

Ryan Seacrest took to the airwaves this morning to premiere Oscar-award winning song “Jai Ho” — sung by the Pussycat Dolls, in English. The remix was composed by A.R. Rahman and produced by popular hip hop producer Polow Da Don. You can check it out here.

For comparison, the original song, from the movie, is here. It’s sung by Indians … in a foreign language.

Ummmm, thoughts? Not just about the song, but about their decision to release an English-language, titty-infused remix so quickly.

February 23, 2009 at 10:28 am by Evil Beet

80Oh, Look, The Pussycat Dolls Were Doing Something Slutty

The all-girl group stirred up some trouble during their recent performance in Malaysia.

Not only did one of the girls pop out of her vest, another gave photogs a look at her, um, actual pussy in her skimpy shorts.

The company who promoted the performance has been fined by officials in Kuala Lumpur, the Malaysian capital, for condoning such a lewd performance. The fines total just over $3,000 in U.S. dollars. So, like, either the dollar carries a ton of value in Malaysia or these officials weren’t actually all that upset. I’m guessing it’s the former. Either way: I’m proud to live in America, the land of the free and the home of the crotch shots.

The uncensored photo of the nip slip is after the jump. I haven’t tracked down the uncensored version of the crotch shot yet, but if and when I find it, believe me when I say that you will see it. Because if there’s one thing we do well here at Evil Beet, it’s trafficking in pornography.

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March 26, 2008 at 6:20 am by Evil Beet