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23Perfect Little Kate Middleton is All Ready For Her Dumb Wedding

Lookie what we have here! A whole set of photos of that skinny little future princess Kate Middleton arriving at the London hotel where she and her family will be staying tonight in anticipation for tomorrow’s Royal Wedding (and I capitalize those words because everyone else does, not because I think they’re worthy of capitalization.)

Sarah already said today that she and Sassy Gay Friend don’t care about Kate and William‘s big day, but I’m going to go ahead and tell you that I’m flat-out annoyed by it. Kate’s no Diana and there are bigger things going on in the world than the marriage of a future King and his girlfriend. Why is all of this attention being paid to a couple of rich monarchs?

Is Kate pretty? Of course! Do I think she probably would have beaten the shit out of me in high school (despite the stories out there that say she was bullied herself?) Oh, hell yes. This girl totally gives me shit talker/backhanded compliment giver vibe. I don’t trust her, I’m over the fact that I’m supposed to be excited or intrigued by this whole event. And Prince William? Woof. Remember when he used to be hot?

I’ll tell you who is excited about all of this hubbub. My favorite aunt, who’s “Royal Wedding Tea Tray” has been set up in her Massachusetts living room for the last week. I just sent a picture of it to Twitter, check it out. God bless her, huh?

April 28, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Molls

4Sassy Gay Friend Doesn’t Give a Crap About the Royal Wedding Either

I know I’m probably in the minority along with Sassy Gay Friend, here, but I’m gonna lay it out for you: I could give a crap less about what’s going down across the pond tomorrow. Really. I mean, it’s been fun talking about Kate Middleton and how patient she’s been and stuff over the past eight years while Prince William dealt with sexuality issues or whatever, but after tomorrow, the Prince and Kate are going to fall off into general obscurity, until the Prince starts sticking his royal wang into the hot, buttered biscuits of another … person.

Then we’ll pay attention again for a few minutes, but ’til then? I’m with SGF when I say ‘who the eff cares,’ how about you?

April 28, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah

1T-Mobile Does the Royal Wedding Entrance Video

If you haven’t already seen this, here it is. I watched it for the first time this morning (I’ll fully admit, sometimes I AM rather tardy to the party) and I totally thought it was, like, adorable as puppies. I’m usually not a big fan of these cheesy wedding entrance videos, spoofs or not, but this one was dead cool. Probably had a lot to do with the video being of a bunch of fancy British sophisticates shaking their thangs, and the spot-on antics of one way-hot Prince Harry.

April 20, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah

3Shockingly, Lifetime Has Made a Movie That I Don’t Want to See

I will watch just about anything that airs on Lifetime with the fervor and excitement of a 12-year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert… The Client List, The Craigslist Killer, and most recently, that Amanda Knox joint. But they’ve finally done it. They’ve finally made a movie that you probably couldn’t pay me to watch (although if you are interested in paying me to watch it, please feel free to send along an email to my personal adress.)

William & Kate is about (what else?) the love affair leading up to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but we’re no longer living in the 80s. Trying to make Americans get excited over a royal wedding seems pointless if we’re not focusing on the late Princess Diana. In fact, I feel like everyone trying to make the “fetch” that is this union happen are being kind of disrespectful of Diana’s memory.

Do William & Kate do it for you as a couple (and now, as a movie?) Will you tune in when the movie airs, or skip over it?

March 21, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Molls

1Start Checkin’ Your Mailbox For One of These Bad Boys

Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s wedding invitations (above) are in the mail, folks. That means that any day now, you could wake up to one of these in your mailbox. That is, if you’re one of the 1,800 charity leaders, prime minsters, school friends and other people who are Sarah Ferguson that was on the Prince’s invite list.

Here’s what I want to know: Who are they getting to DJ and will there be an open bar? I wouldn’t even consider attending a wedding on this scale unless I knew the answer to this question. And that said, what the hell do you get a prince and a princess for their wedding? I doubt they are registered at Crate & Barrel and my usual gift of a snowcone machine seems like it might be out of place  in a palace. Like, the probably have some Italian ice shaver living with them already and can get fresh snowcones whenever they want. That’s how royalty lives, right?

Would you attend the royal wedding if you were invited, and what would you bring the couple as a gift?

February 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm by Molls

11Prince William and Kate Middleton’s Engagement Photos Emerge

photo of kate middleton and prince william engagement pictures photographs

Know what I noticed?  People often become more attractive when they get engaged or married (at least at first with that whole marrying thing; things often go downhill shortly after that if you know what I mean), and that’s definitely the case here. Kate Middleton, who I forever thought was cute and pretty and perky-looking, always struck me as kind of ‘average’ in comparison to some of the women Prince William could probably get just because he’s a prince, is positively glowing with happiness and sophistication and womanliness. She, as far as I’m concerned, could give any one of the Victoria’s Secret models – AKA ‘The Most Beautiful Women in the World’ – a run for their money these days.
photo engagement prince william kate middleton pictures

Prince William? Still pretty much looks like a bird with a hair-lip. So yeah. I guess some things just don’t change with relationship status.  I know he’s the offspring of the lovely Princess Diana, but unfortunately, he just doesn’t look enough like her to be passable.  Regardless, they look happy together, so I’ll leave them alone.  For now.

December 13, 2010 at 6:30 am by Sarah
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