Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quick! Somebody Get Britney Spears to Florida!

Rapper Plies Manager Arrested on Cocaine Charges

Rapper Plies’ manager was arrested in Tampa on Tuesday with 80 pounds of cocaine.

Eighty pounds!!!

That’s like a Dakota Fanning of blow.

Seriously, cops are saying he was trafficking drugs, but I think he was just planning to have Britney over for a night or two.

Now let’s talk about this rapper guy.

What the fuck kind of name is Plies?

I think he needs to change his name to Pliers and use some to take that crap out of his teeth. You look ridiculous, dude.