“I definitely know the meaning of pain. You know when you put all your chips into something and then it disappears? It sent me into such pain. I think I had actual vertigo. I was like, ‘Is this my new reality?’ Will anything be normal again? Then one day you wake up and you think, okay, I’ll never be the same, but I’ll survive and I’ll grow from it.”
I totally know how you feel, girl. I heard it was the very same for Orlando when he and I broke up, too. Seems he just didn’t know where his life was headed. It hurts for everyone, you’re right, but you do grow from it. Good luck with that healing process – it’s a long and tedious one, friend.
October 19, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
In case you guys didn’t know, Miranda Kerr, who was impregnated by the revered seed of holy hotness Orlando Bloom, gave birth to a sweet, large baby boy on January 6th. Baby Flynn Bloom tipped the scales at almost ten pounds, which is just craziness, because Miranda was rumored to have delivered him vaginally. With no painkillers. OUCH. I mean, it’s not like Miranda is all that buxom and Orlando all that burly.
Looks like all that organic eating makes all the difference, guys.
Congrats to the little family to the birth of Flynn. I think he’s a keeper!
January 19, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Yup. The cutest pregnant woman of all time, and one of the hottest male actors in history. You can’t tell me that this child won’t be genetically blessed with looks, talent and sophistication. Because if you do? You’re just talking out your ass.
Miranda was photographed yesterday in NYC with husband Orlando Bloom (and a Balenciaga bag, thanks), who looked every bit the doting dad already. I’m just a bucket of blubbering, quivering emotion over here at the sight of Bloom reaching his hand out to guide his heavy-with-child goddess of a wife up over the nasty old cracked curb, the love in Miranda’s eyes apparent as she silently gloats that this fine piece of man is all hers.
I mean, fuck. Wouldn’t you*?
*The answer is yes. It isn’t a trick question — in fact, there is no other answer.
October 1, 2010 at 8:29 am by Sarah
I’ve been reading all over the webs over the past twenty-four hours that Miranda Kerr is pregnant, and a lot of the stories seem kind of vague in their confirmations. This one says that Orlando “accidentally” leaked it to hotel staff, another one features Heidi Klum talking about how adorable a Mirlando child will be, so you know what? I’m taking this fucking ball, and I’m running with it.
MIRANDA KERR’S PREGNANT! OMG! WTF! WOW!
OK, now that we’ve got that covered, multiple sources have confirmed that Kerr’s carrying the offspring of Orlando Bloom in her womb (hey, that rhymes … if you pronounce womb correctly, anyway; I’ve heard stranger things), and I really think it’s true. Miranda sat for an interview earlier in the year and stated that she’d love nothing more than to settle down and raise kids on a solar-powered farm somewhere out in God’s country. So, girl, here’s your chance. Orlando must be stoked. You turned him down twice (that we’re aware of), so maybe he just decided to take matters into his own hands and “fake” a condom or accidentally toss one of your birth control pills down the drain. Oopsie!
A preemptive congratulations to the parents to be!
July 30, 2010 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Just a few days after Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got married, several people are speculating that the quick marriage was due to Miranda being knocked up, and those rumors weren’t helped along when Miranda cancelled an appearance in an upcoming fashion show.
The Daily Mail claims that sources say Miranda’s already three months’ pregnant, and an Australian columnist has said that they’ve already announced the pregnancy to friends and family. And here’s a quote Miranda made a few weeks ago:
“I have always been very open about wanting to be a mother one day. And I’ve always thought Orlando would be a great dad.”
What do you think? Was the wedding rushed to avoid having a child out of wedlock, or are they just in love? If and when the couple does have children, would they not be the most adorable celebrity offspring? Do you even care about the state of Miranda Kerr’s uterus?
July 24, 2010 at 1:07 pm by Emily
I just found out that Orlando Bloom
finally caved and married that beast Miranda Kerr. I mean, it doesn’t exactly surprise me; they got engaged last month, so it was maybe a little bit inevitable, but I’m briefly saddened nonetheless.
The first time I saw Bloom grace the silver screen was in Elizabethtown (yeah, I’m not such a Lord of the Rings fan) with Kirsten Dunst, and I was smitten since.
Congratulations on marrying one of the most beautiful women on the planet, Orlando — I could expect nothing less from you, and I’m wishing you guys all the happiness in the world, so, whatever.
These two crazy kids are out celebrating their marriage, on their honeymoon, and probably having lots and lots of hot sex. And for that? I am jealous. But I got mine — that picture above? Hottest. thing. ever.