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Nikki Ziering

Nikki Ziering’s Face Gave Birth to a Baby

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At least that’s what it looks like. It looks like a screaming monster tore its way through this woman’s face. I can’t even imagine what her vagina looks like, if this is how poorly her face has held up over the past few years. Nikki, 37, got a divorce from Ian Ziering in 2002, and she just gave birth to a healthy baby named named Tatum Ella Reynolds. The baby was born in Newport Beach, because, honestly, if you’re a former Playmate who names her daughter Tatum, there’s just no reason for her to ever go anywhere other than Newport Beach. She’ll be fine just staying in Newport her entire life. Make it easy on the coroner.

Tatum’s baby daddy is Nikki’s boyfriend, total nobody Rick Reynolds.

And if you’re wondering where Ian Ziering’s sky-rocketing career has taken him lately, he’s got a film called National Lampoon’s The Legend Of Awesomest Maximus in post-production, where he plays a character called Testiclees. Yes. Testiclees.

For comparison, in the thumbnails I’ve posted some pics of Nikki that were taken in 2006. The past few years have not been good to this woman. She either needs to sue life or her plastic surgeon at this point. Someone needs to be held accountable for the state of her face.