Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nicky Hilton

Paris is the Bestest Sister Ever

Nicky Hilton’s fashion line, Nicholai, had its Fashion Week debut on Sunday, but big sis Paris Hilton was absent, choosing instead to attend the VMAs. Both of Nicky’s parents...

Don’t Worry Guys, I Gots Your Back

I know Beet did her best to frighten everyone that we’d all be without Friday entertainment. But we won’t. Because Spiteful Lars is on the case, and I plan on posting like a...

Late-Night Links

Teri Hatcher had a lunch date with George Bush, Sr. I’m not sure which of them I feel more sorry for. [Faded Youth] Lance and Reichen had a love that could have lasted a lifetime...

Late-Night Links

Jennifer Aniston leaves an L.A. club through the back door with none other than Kevin Federline. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! [Celebitchy] Sharon Stone outrages and offends the...

Nicky Hilton Sues for Hotel Name

Nicky Hilton is being forced to take a break from planning the launch of her be-penised line of boutique hotels, Nicky O, as she’s suing Eneliko Smith, a man she’d hired to help...

Kevin Connolly is Functionally Retarded

Although she announced she had a boyfriend on last week’s David Letterman, People is now reporting that heiress Nicky Hilton has split with her boyfriend of nearly three years...

Saturday Afternoon Round-Up

Sofia Coppola’s job requires her to watch her cousin get nasty. Weird. Christina Aguilera takes a cue from Pink, pees wherever. This week’s Lindsay Lohan crotch shot...