Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Muy Caliente!

Nickelodeon and Mattel hate your child. How do I know? The silhouette above is the new Dora the Explorer. Apparently, the two companies feel that they need Dora to “grow up”  along with her fans instead of say, I don’t know, staying normal and attracting NEW fans. They gave her some big pagent-y hair, what I’m sure are...