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Nelly

Nelly’s Real Classy, But You Probably Already Knew That

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From TMZ:

Rapper Nelly was detained last night in Texas while police officers searched his tour bus — and found HEROIN in addition to a loaded gun … and MASSIVE amounts of weed … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

According to law enforcement sources, Nelly’s bus was stopped at a border patrol checkpoint in Sierra Blanca — and a police canine detected the presence of drugs.

We’re told cops pulled the bus over — and after performing a search, they found 36 small baggies of heroin (totaling .64 ounces) and over TEN POUNDS of marijuana inside a large green duffel bag (an amount roughly the size of a large bed pillow).

Cops also say they found a loaded .45 caliber pistol.

There were seven people riding on Nelly’s bus at the time — including the rapper — and they were all detained during the search.

According to law enforcement sources, one of the passengers — a guy named Brian Keith Jones — admitted the drugs and the gun were his. He was subsequently placed under arrest.

So. That’s a lot of weed and a lot of heroin. Cool. You know, even if your friend is saying that it’s his, it’s just totally awesome to be traveling with that kind of bulk. Gives you the right kind of cred you need in order to be friends with the heavy-hitters, huh?

Gag.

Dayum!

Nothing makes me happier than seeing hot men projected as sexy pieces of meat.

So I’m pretty thrilled with this new Nelly ad for Sean John.

“To me, Nelly is the quintessential definition of the Sean John man,” says Diddy. “And let’s be honest, all of the ladies out there are going to be thanking us for this campaign.”

Yes indeed.

Thank you, Diddy.

But next time let’s do this shot without the underwear, k? You can just have someone draw your logo onto his wee-wee with marker. And by “someone” I of course mean “me.”

Happy Birthday, Ashanti!

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The singer turned 27 on October 13, and celebrated in Atlanta with pals Nelly and Jermaine Dupri.

Wow, 27 whole years without a DUI, a crotch shot or a SCRAM bracelet. And somewhere in all that legal, respectable activity, she managed to win a Grammy and be the first female to have three singles in the Billboard Hot 100 in the same week.

Tragically, this means the only time we write about her is on her birthday.

Oh well. Still better than jail. Or is it?

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