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Natalee Holloway

Exploiting the Death of a Teenage Girl for Fun and Profit

A Dutch filmmaker is beginning work on a film based on the disappearance (and presumed death) of Natalee Holloway in Aruba in 2005. It’ll be based on the book Vuurkoraal by a Dutch journalist. (Google Translate can’t seem to translate “Vuurkoraal” into English for me … can any of you do it?)

I assume the film will be in Dutch, although it would probably be a lot more profitable if they did it in English and marketed it here. This is the same country where people rushed out in hordes to see United 93, which totally fucking baffled me at the time and still does.

Anyway, casting call!

If the film gets made in English, who should play Natalie?

Does anyone else think she looks a little like Ania from Sunset Tan? See?