So I didn’t know what Milla Jovovich had been up to since we’d last spoken about her—which was back in October of ’11—but a quick Google search told me that she’s gearing up for the next ‘Resident Evil’ movie, of which said trailer is right here, just for you:
And how beautiful does girlfriend look in this trailer, anyway? I’ll tell you: BEAUTIFUL. This is one amazing lady, this Milla. Girlfriend is definitely one of those ladies who doesn’t need a whole lot of anything to look way better than anyone I’ve ever seen in life. Ever. Anywhere, really.
June 20, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
This is Milla‘s latest shoot for Spanish magazine, S Moda, and all I can say is DAMN. DAMN, Milla. Isn’t this the same Milla that put on, like, eighty pounds during a pregnancy a few years back? And she looks like this now? Where have we all gone wrong??
October 12, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Milla Jovovich has always been, in my opinion, one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. This is why, even though some of you might think she doesn’t look amazing, I decided to publish these recent photos of her LOOKING AMAZING while leaving an airport. I mean, who else could look so fabulous after a few-hour flight? You know, aside from Lady Gaga, but that’s some pretty wretched overkill, if you ask me.
When I fly (which is pretty frequently), I look OK getting on the plane — but after? I’d be screwed if paparazzi were following me … no one looks amazing drunk, and that’s usually what flights entail for me — slaphappy drunkenness.
Way to outdo us all again with your banging looks, Milla, thanks. Mooool-ti-pass, motherfucker.
July 9, 2010 at 8:18 am by Sarah
I’m sure Milla Jovovich has done plenty of important things in her career besides be the chick in The Fifth Element who was all like “Moooolteeeepasss” but I don’t really care about any of it. All I want to do is watch the clips of her saying “multipass” over and over and over again. It’s one of my favorite moments in all of cinema. (My very favorite is, as you all know, the Lindsay Lohan Georgia Rules row-boat blow-job scene.)
Milla Multipass tied the knot this weekend with her longtime boyfriend, director Paul Anderson, in front of about fifty guests. The couple have one daughter together, little Ever Gabo.
August 23, 2009 at 9:44 pm by Evil Beet
Mila Jovovich and fiancé, director Paul Anderson, will tie the knot this weekend (possibly today) in Los Angeles.
“It’s just going to be family and close friends. And it’s at our home and it’s going to be kind of Havana/Cuban, like very California-Spanish feeling. It’s going to be nice.”
As for the wedding attire? The bride, 33, told PEOPLE she’s wearing a gown she designed herself and describes it as a “1960′s mini-dress.”
The couple have a daughter together, 20 month old Ever Gabo.
I’m happy for them, I guess. But with Adriana Lima falling off the beauty wagon, this means I no longer have any options for spur of the moment lesbian trysts that will never really happen in real life.
Because when it comes to lesbian trysts, I respect the sanctity of marriage.
August 22, 2009 at 11:03 am by Kelly
Here’s Milla Jovovich to remind you what your legs could look like if you actually went to the gym every time you thought about going to the gym but decided instead to watch that My Fiance Prefers to Have Sex with Dogs But I’m Going to Marry Him Anyway episode of Jerry Springer. (“Jerry, I know he’ll change! He won’t have time to do that stuff with our terrier anymore. Because I’m pregnant!”)