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The Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé Uproar Was Based on LIES!

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Okay, let’s set the scene: a certain US “news” website (I’m not being coy – it’s not certain where exactly it originated) claimed that in an interview with LOVE magazine, Miley Cyrus was talking shit about Beyoncé, saying she fell off her game and that Miley herself was the new bitch with all the curves and the moves to take the throne. The exact “quotes” are below (via DS):

Cyrus was quoted as saying that Beyoncé has been “out for such a long time” and that, although the ‘XO’ singer is “at the top of the game now”, people are “always looking for new blood and that’s what I bring to the game now, new blood”.

She was also said to have claimed that she has “the total package you know, the curves, the rhythm, and the voice – I’m just the best”, before adding: “As Beyoncé grows in motherhood and all the crap it does to your body, it will create a vacuum for fresh young faces to rise up and… I’m the only white female singer that could fill that slot right now and do it right, you know?”

There’s only one problem with all of that: it never happened. Miley was furious about the stories and took to Twitter to refute the bullshit:


And in fact, she’s actually telling the truth – Love magazine has confirmed that the Bey quotes were fake. Looks like she’s innocent this time around! (And thank God, because MAN, that would be misguided.)


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Kate Winslet is Worried for Miley Cyrus

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Kate Winslet is a beautiful goddess who can do no wrong (yes, that’s sarcasm), but her pedestal fell a few notches this week when she began offering thoughts on – of all god-forsaken topics – Miley Cyrus. You see, Kate has a young daughter of her own, so seeing stars like Miley go off the deep end is concerning to her as a mother, and she wonders what Miley’s fate will be.

From Psychologies:

“You hear horror stories where you think, ‘God, who’s looking after these people and why does it seem like they’re losing their way?’

“I mean, you think about someone like Miley Cyrus , and I said to my daughter the other day, ‘I’m this close to opening my mouth about what’s going on with that girl’.

“Who is actually saying, ‘Stop for a second. What do you want, who are you?’ I’ve just been very lucky that I’ve always been quite comfortable with who I am.”

Oh dear, that sounded a bit la-di-da, didn’t it? That’s great that you were always comfortable with yourself, Kate (though I hardly think that’s the case since the Hollywood pressure to lose weight certainly worked on her), but that doesn’t mean that having to take a journey to figure that out makes you in some way defective or less-than. That’s not my defending Miley or anything, either – I just think in general, we’ve all got our own paths to take, and adolescence/young adulthood is awkward as hell… and different for everyone.That being said, I still love me some Kate Winslet… just not to fond of this fuckery.

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Miley Cyrus Is Harshing the Lesbian Vibe

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There are lots of sexy ladies in Hollywood that lesbians of the world would be proud of have on their “team”, so to speak. I can think of a few off the top of my head: Kate Winslet, Katy Perry, Ellie Goulding, Rihanna… but that’s just my personal taste. One person that I don’t think any lady-loving lady has ever felt a quiver in the loins for is Miley Cyrus, and yet… here she is, trying to be “edgy” by making out with one of Britney Spears‘ dancers during that Vegas show she was acting like a fool at the other night.

A fellow concert-goer captioned the above video, which shows Miley “dancing” “sexily” with one of Brit’s dancers before going in for what has to be the fakest, most unattractive kiss I’ve seen in years. She’s trying so hard to seem like she’s a ~free spirit~ and totally wild, and it’s just not working. Plus, why is that a “thing” for girls? Like, you try to be badass by… getting with other women? I just don’t get it. Some of us legit enjoy that shit, and it’s not because we’re in public and know someone is gonna see it and we’re gonna get press attention for it.

But OMG guyz, she wuz like, just t0tally wAsTeD!!! LOLZ!!!

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Miley Cyrus Got Wild at Britney Spears’ First Las Vegas Show

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I had no idea Britney‘s Las Vegas residency at Planet Hollwood was starting to soon, but indeed it has. Brit took the stage for the first time on Friday night, and who should be in attendance but Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry? There’s no video of Katy – I’m assuming she was slightly less rowdy – but we do have video of Miley getting buck wild and really getting into it.

Well, that was… fun. I wonder if Brit is singing live? I need to go look up some reviews from actual people who don’t work for blogs/magazines to get the real deal on this one. Britney herself seemed to enjoy it, as she tweeted the following after the show:


I dunno, would you pay to go see this, even if just for the nostalgia factor?

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Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Joe Jonas’ Weed Dealer, After All

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Not too long ago, Joe Jonas tried to say that it was Miley Cyrus who got him smoking weed back when they were 17 or 18. Seriously, Joe Jonas is such a punk that he literally had to claim he was peer pressured into smoking. While some fellow Disney stars have already called bullshit on his story (which anyone with a brain would already know), Miley herself has now come out to refute Joe’s shit herself.

From The New York Times (via US Weekly):

“If you want to smoke weed, you’re going to smoke weed. There’s nothing that two little girls are going to get you to do that you don’t want to do,” Cyrus, 21, tells the New York Times in a new interview. “I thought maybe he was saying that like it was going to make him look badass.”

She adds: “We were so young that it’s actually like, ‘How did you get peer pressured by me?’”

I seriously never thought I’d say this, but uh… I’m with Miley on this one.

Besides, weed isn’t even an issue. I literally wonder who even cares anymore that anyone smoked a bowl. You can’t even use his young age as an excuse because a) 18 isn’t really even that young and b) he’s telling this story like, five years after the fact. Get a grip, man.

What do you think: Did Miley force Joe to get wild or was it all his idea?

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Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Video Is Online

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Miley Cyrus gave us a sneak peek of her latest music video, “Adore You”, in which she appears to be masturbating and doing not much else. Well, a late Merry Christmas to all, because the video ~~leaked~~ a day early. She tweeted,

We all know Smilers  would break another record if it wasn’t for the fuck face who leaked my video. Alllllll good! Keep smiling :)

Yeah, right, I’m SURE the video “leaked.” It was probably that pissed-off Santa you twerked on who leaked it.

So here’s the full video for “Adore You” in which Miley really gets to know herself.

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So, Miley Cyrus Is Masturbating In Her New Video?

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Miley Cyrus is releasing ‘Adore You’ is her next single, and I think mostly everyone who’s listened to Bangerz, which is more ‘miss’ than ‘hit’, was pleased about that since it’s a REALLY good song.

The last time we saw Miley, she was riding naked on a wrecking ball, so how can she up the ante this time around? Well, that’s simple: she’ll just wear a nude coloured bikini and masturbate on a table? Well, there ya go.

Of course the full video of this isn’t out until the day after Christmas, so for now we’ve got a “teaser”. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?

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