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13Yeah, Okay: Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Even Think About Liam Hemsworth, Apparently

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I’ve been saying for ages that I think a large part of Miley‘s meltdown in recent months has to do with her breakup from Liam Hemsworth. You know how it is when you’re young – you’re in a relationship that you think is going to last forever and when it ends, you have no idea what to do with yourself or who you even are without this other person and so you go nuts and do shit that isn’t “you” at all, just to get as far away from anything that reminds you of that person. The issue here is that Miley has a world stage to do it on, which magnifies and encourages it, plus she has lots of money to buy lots of drugs which makes her have lots of fucked up ideas and it all spirals downhill.

However, Miley swears that’s not the case at all. In fact, she doesn’t even think about Liam anymore and just loves being alone – it’s you guys who won’t stop thinking about him! LAME.

From The Ellen DeGeneres Show (via DS):

“I think people spend more time actually thinking about it than I really do. I just believe when a chapter is done you have to close it and start that new one. That’s kind of where I am right now. I felt like I have so much to be thankful for at this time that my energy hasn’t really been focused on that.

“I’ve been kind of impressed with people and how much they’ve actually shown more respect. I don’t really look up anything, so maybe they haven’t been showing respect.

“I want to be really clear and determined with everything I’m doing in my life right now, and I have been. I keep saying I’m the happiest I’ve ever been and that’s not even a dig. That’s just me, because I really am genuinely happy finally with myself, which I think sometimes it takes you separating yourself from someone else to really be happy with who you are. I’ve never been able to just be alone, and I’m obsessed with being alone and like hearing my thoughts.”

Oh dear. Miley’s in that self-obsessed phase of her early 20s, I see. I can’t imagine that her thoughts are all that interesting, but hey, whatever.

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October 12, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

5Miley Cyrus Might Start Directing Porn

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For some reason, porn retailer GameLink thinks Miley Cyrus would be really great at directing pornos, so they’ve offered her $1 million to start doing so. She’s officially been offered the sum to oversee production on an upcoming porn film and “share [her] vision as an artist in the world of adult entertainment”. Guys, stop – I’m gonna throw up.

From TMZ:

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Obviously she will probably turn this down… UNLESS she honestly believes that this is the next step in her ~spreading her wings~ and thinks it would be a laugh/get her more publicity. I’m not sure, though – she’ll probably draw the line at ACTUAL porn (though half of her recent bullshit is pretty close to it).

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October 11, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
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2Dream On of the Day: Miley Cyrus Wanted to Duet with Gwen Stefani

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Miley Cyrus may be a “big star” at the moment due to her bullshit antics and willingness to get naked at every turn, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some artists who aren’t interested in her fuckery. Put Gwen Stefani‘s name at the top of that list. You see, Miley wanted to duet with Gwen for her album, but instead she ended up with Britney Spears because apparently that’s how God wanted it or something.

Songwriter Sean Garrett penned Miley’s ‘SMS’ track (which sucks, by the way), and explained to MTV News that they wanted both Gwen and Nicki Minaj on the track but Britney was the best they can do. No shade to Britney, bless her, but… she’s not necessarily the most discerning creature.

“The first name that we tossed around was Gwen Sefani. We were talking about Gwen because you know Gwen got that edge too, but that’s how God works. We were throwing around those ideas,” Garrett said on Wednesday (October 9) about the song he helped pen with Mike Will Made It. “Nicki, we were talking about putting Nicki on there too. That would’ve been nuts too, but I think that’s how God works, this was absolutely the right one.”

“It’s like five different things, it’s hip-hop, it’s the girls, it’s a female anthem, Salt-n-Pepa, Britney and Miley… people didn’t get that.”

First of all, no. Do not dare compare Miley’s corny ass to hip-hop greats like Salt-n-Pepa. Like, take their names out of your mouth. Second of all, God didn’t will Britney spears onto that song – I guarantee you both Gwen and Nicki gave it a big HELL NO and they just had to go with it.

I think Bangerz is quite good in very small parts. I like the singles, I like the opening track and there are one or two others on the album that are listenable, but some of it is downright offensive to ears to have to listen to. That ’4×4′ song with Nelly makes me want to throw myself out a window. ‘SMS’ is “okay” but there’s a reason those ladies didn’t take part in it, and I assure you the Lord had nothing to do with it.

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October 10, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

0Miley’s All Sassy About Making Up With Sinead O’Connor

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Miley Cyrus and Sinead O’Connor have been battling it out via twitter on a few occasions recently. Where we last left off, Miley was kind of a bitch to Sinead. It’s a big enough deal for TIME magazine to get an exclusive. They asked Miley if she and Sinead were ready to “kiss and make up” and Miley said (via TIME),

I don’t know. Are we supposed to kiss?

Way to play coy, Miley.

We’re Team Sinead here at Evil Beet. Tell us, whose team are you on? There is no wrong answer, because fundamentally, this whole thing is so stupid, solely because Miley Cyrus is involved.

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October 9, 2013 at 6:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

1Demi Lovato Is Totally Happy For Miley Cyrus For “Doing What She Wants to Do”

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Demi Lovato was on Fox 31′s Everyday program earlier this week, where she talked about her good friend Miley Cyrus (WHO KNEW?) and how “happy” she is for her for “doing what she wants to do”. Yeah, okay. Obviously Demi is not gonna slag Miley off in public because that would kick off a massive shitstorm and Demi is like, the least controversial young female star these days (rehab and all), so whatever to this one. I also find it hard to believe that they’re BFFs. Sure, they probably got on really well when they were kids, both being Disney stars and all that, but they seem like oil and water now.

Here’s her quote:

“Miley has been one of my best friends growing up and so I’m happy for her. She’s doing what she wants to do, and this is her time to break out and figure out what she wants to do in her career and her image and everything.”

“I’m just happy seeing her happy, because I love her so much and she doesn’t care what people think – nor should she.”

Well, I do agree that people shouldn’t care what other people think, but there are limits, people. Miley’s fuckery has gone beyond a joke and it’s time she’s reined in. However, there are no chances of that happening, since apparently Miley plans to keep her bullshit up until she’s at least 40:

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October 8, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Jennifer
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5Annie Lennox Throwing Shade At Miley Cyrus?

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Annie Lennox wrote a really long Facebook caption that seems to throw shade at a certain Miss Miley Cyrus. If she is indeed referring to Miley, she joins Sinead O’Connor and Cher in speaking against all the “she’s just being Miley” shenanigans. Here’s what she said, from Facebook:

I have to say that I’m disturbed and dismayed by the recent spate of overtly sexualised performances and videos. You know the ones I’m talking about. It seems obvious that certain record companies are peddling highly styled pornography with musical accompaniment. As if the tidal wave of sexualised imagery wasn’t already bombarding impressionable young girls enough..I believe in freedom of speech and expression, but the market forces don’t give a toss about the notion of boundaries. As long as there’s booty to make money out of, it will be bought and sold. It’s depressing to see how these performers are so eager to push this new level of low.Their assumption seems to be that misogyny- utilised and displayed through oneself is totally fine, as long as you are the one creating it. As if it’s all justified by how many millions of dollars and U tube hits you get from behaving like pimp and prostitute at the same time. It’s a glorified and monetized form of self harm.

I don’t completely disagree with what she’s saying but what I think is really funny about it is the photo she wrote this with:

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Like, what? The hell does this have to do with anything? Also, if this is about Miley, I wish she would just come out and say her name. You’re a grownup, Ms. Lennox. Don’t be all high school about this.

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October 7, 2013 at 9:30 am by Catherine St. Ives