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Miley Got Robbed The Day Before Her Birthday


Miley Cyrus got robbed on Friday, November 22, the day before she turned 21. The thief just got right into her house and stole stuff. I guess you could say they…came in like a wrecking ball. From E Online:

LAPD confirms to E! News that a victim, whom they could not confirm was Cyrus, discovered property was missing from the home at around 4:30p.m.

The incident occurred sometime in the afternoon and nobody was injured. There were no signs of forced entry.

The investigation is ongoing.

Bling Ring all over again? This sucks for Miley but I’m not going to cry real hard over it, or anything. I bet it was Liam “I’m So F-cking Happy Without Miley” Hemsworth just taking back some of his stuff.

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Oh, Snap: Liam Hemsworth Is Doing Much Better Without Miley

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Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus have been broken up for a while, and both have managed to move on – Miley to bleached eyebrows and smoking weed on stage, and Liam to being “centered and grounded”. Who’s living their best life? You decide.

Here’s what Liam told The AP (via People) about his life lately:

“These days I feel like I’m more centered and grounded than I’ve ever been. I’ve learned so much. he first few years in L.A. were really tough and scary, but I had to figure things out for myself.”

And that meant learning to deal with all the media attention during his relationship with Cyrus, 20, and after their relationship ended in September following cheating rumors.

“What I always keep in mind is that I know what the truth is and that’s all that matters,” he says. “I know I’m a good person.”

Fair enough, dude. I don’t know enough about Liam Hemsworth to have an opinion on whether or not he was sticking it in January Jones while he and Miley were still together (or at all) but he has handled this whole thing with a whole lot of dignity, unlike his former other half. That sorta speaks volumes in and of itself, don’t you think?

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Jon Hamm Doesn’t “Get” Katy Perry; Tells Kids To “Get Off His Lawn”

Jon Hamm is 42 but he sounds more like he’s closer to 92, and fully admits to it. He says he doesn’t “get” current music like Miley Cyrus and One Direction (fair) but lumps Katy Perry into it (not fair). From Contact Music:

I’m getting older, I’m slowly morphing into that guy who stands on his lawn and shakes his fist and shouts, ‘Get off my lawn!’ All I can is that I don’t get Miley Cyrus, I don’t get Katy Perry, I don’t get One Direction … I don’t get why that’s a thing.

Let me tell you something, Hammy. Sir Mick Jagger, who is like WAY older than you, totally gets why Katy Perry is a “thing”…if you get what I’m saying.

I don’t think it’s fair to lump Katy in with One Direction. Also, ignoring that it’s Miley, “Wrecking Ball” is a great song. (Video, not so much.) Yeah, I said it.

Come. At. Me.

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Demi Lovato Went Straight to Rehab; Did Not Twerk, Did Not Collect $200

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Sorry, I just felt like making a Monopoly reference there. Anyway, Demi Lovato is talking about Miley again and telling everyone to just leave her alone because everyone goes through shit when they’re young and fame is crazy and blah blah blah zzzzzzz.

From her chat with Katie Couric:

“I think that the world needs to get over the fact that she was Hannah Montana when she was 16. I guess my transition was a little easier because I went straight to rehab. I didn’t twerk, I just went to rehab.”

“It’s something nobody knows and nobody really knows who I am, and same with Selena [Gomez] and Jonas [Brothers], and everyone that has grown up in front of the public eye, and we’re adults now… we’re all in the process of doing that so go a little easy on us, America.”

Yeah, people should give celebs a break. But also, you can’t honestly think that being a childhood star excuses anything you might do as an adult, right? Not Demi in particular, but anyone. I had a shitty childhood, but if I went out and punched someone in the face or robbed a bank, I couldn’t use that as an excuse in court, and OF COURSE I SHOULDN’T. Being rich means your ass can afford therapy, so get some accountability, former child stars.

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What’s Weirder: Miley’s New Eyebrows or Her Friendship with… Lily Allen?

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I’m only half surprised that Miley Cyrus and Lily Allen are apparently friends. The surprised part is the one that saw ‘Hard Out Here’ and would think that Lily would steer clear of Miley’s hot mess; the non-surprised side knows that Lily is also a feminist and if Miley says she’s in control of what she’s doing and likes shaking her ass, then Lily would be all for it. So I suppose the weirder thing here is Miley’s eyebrows.

Let’s talk about those eyebrows: What the everloving fuck? I really hate the bleached eyebrows trend and think it looks good on absolutely no one, but whatever. Miley’s edgy! She… looks like death warmed over. I’m not really sure what possessed her to do such a thing, but whatever. She’s terrifying me in this photo and I’m afraid she’s going to kill me in my dreams like Freddie Kreuger.

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Miley Cyrus: ‘I’m One of the Biggest Feminists in the World’

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Oh, Miley Cyrus. So young, so unbelievably incapable of any amount of meaningful self-reflection. You see, Miley is still insisting that she’s a really great feminist – in fact, she thinks she’s one of the BEST feminists in the entire WORLD. It’s not because she demeans little people or smokes weed during an awards show; it’s not because she gets naked for Terry Richardson and got a tattoo of her grandma’s face. No, it’s because she’s living proof that women can do whatever they want! YEAH, FEMINISM!!

Here’s how she put it to BBC Newsbeat:

“I feel like I’m one of the biggest feminists in the world because I tell women to not be scared of anything,” she said.

She also said that her on-stage persona and revealing outfits were all part of her act.

“I don’t actually walk around all day twerking with my tongue out dressed as a teddy bear. I never worry about what I do on stage making me look bad.

“I think people if they actually knew me would be surprised at how normal I am. I’m definitely crazy but I’m normal. I feel like [I am] socially probably more acceptable than a lot of people in this industry because I’ve just always grown up around this and so I never have any kind of attitude.”

Just hang onto that part of the sentence – “I’m definitely crazy”. To be honest, I’m surprised her parents or her managers or something haven’t had her in therapy for years. I mean, even actual, non-celebrity people living regular lives can use therapy, so being forced to “build an empire” (as she herself described it) as a child must really fuck you up good and proper.

But seriously, Miley… this is not what feminism is. At all. You’re missing the point.

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Miley Cyrus Smoked A Joint During Her Performance


Miley Cyrus smoked a joint during her MTV European Music Awards (EMAs) performance. There. There’s your story. Why? Why does she do anything? Because she could. It was Amsterdam. Because she loves weed. Because she’s “just being Miley.” Because.

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