Here’s Miley‘s latest body art – it’s that little equality sign on her finger there. Isn’t that nice? She posted it on her Twitter with the caption “All LOVE is equal.” Good going, Miley! This is loads better than that dumb dreamcatcher you have! Congrats!

Ok, everybody, I know that Miley doesn’t care what I think about her tattoos. I know this because she ignores my emails, phone calls, post cards, Twitter replies, and that one fax I sent when I was drunk and feeling competent at the library. I know that she has better things to do than worry what a fellow party-lovin’ Tennessean has to say about her tattoos. But you know what? I can’t just stop caring. I can’t just turn my heart off. So excuse the hell out of me, but I won’t stop feeling my feelings for anybody, especially not Miley.

What do you guys think about Miley’s sweet ink?

… What, like you don’t?

Here we have Miley Cyrus, finally back in the USA, wolfing down a hot dog. I had a dream last night that I had a meal of chili dogs and they were SO GOOD, so maybe this is a sign that I need to head to the store and buy up some Hebrew Nationals and onions.

Either that or I need to have my tastebuds scraped again.

Above is the video for “On Melancholy Hill,” a song that Miley Cyrus did not write, but added to her repertoire on the Gypsy Heart tour. Which ended last night in Perth. And now she’s done.

Though the tour is officially over, there’s been no word as to whether Miley has plans to add dates, or if she’ll bring it back to the US and do a show here for the bajillion ungrateful fans who made her who she is today.

Would you forgive Miley if she came crawling back on her knees?

Does anyone understand the impulse to get all inappropriately touchy with your favorite celebrities? And I’m not talking about stalking or getting inappropriately touchy with a knife, I hope none of you understand that at all, I’m talking about working yourself up over a celebrity to the point where you cannot help but sneak around security to give a very unwanted hug.  Like this poor girl at the Miley Cyrus concert who has too much obsession in her to stay behind the barrier. What’s that all about?

I also love how Miley’s so tough, but she can’t handle the terror of a tiny teenybopper.  I get it, my initial reaction would probably be to flip my shit as well, but once I saw that it was a harmless little girl that was being wrestled to the ground anyway, I think I’d be a little more cool, don’t you?  Then again, I bet that’s just how Whitney Houston felt in The Bodyguard, you know?  It’s a fine, fine line.

Do you know what I mean? It’s kind of like fourth grade, when the boy that sits behind you and pulls your hair finally gets moved and he’s all angry about it and blames you for it, and then he realizes hey, that bitch who sat in front of me isn’t really all that anyway and moves on to pull the hair of the new girl sitting in front of him. You never really liked him all that much to begin with, but now that he wasn’t interested in you anymore it just made him SO MUCH MORE INTRIGUING.

Here we have photos of the US’s very own Miley Cyrus, still on her Gypsy Heart tour that’s stopping everywhere but here. You sad yet?

Miley Cyrus is starrin’ in a new movie, y’all, and it’s called So Undercover. The flick centers around Miley, who is a private investigator-turned-FBI agent who has to go, like, ‘so undercover’ as a sorority coed in order to protect a mob boss’s daughter. It also stars Jeremy ‘Something’s Fishy and You’re Never Gonna Live It Down’ Piven and Autumn Reeser, and also features an appearance by Kelly Osbourne.

And no, I don’t know WHAT this shit is, or WHO the target audience is gonna be, but the photos, guys? They just speak for themselves. LOUDLY. NASALLY, too.