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So, Miley Cyrus Is Masturbating In Her New Video?

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Miley Cyrus is releasing ‘Adore You’ is her next single, and I think mostly everyone who’s listened to Bangerz, which is more ‘miss’ than ‘hit’, was pleased about that since it’s a REALLY good song.

The last time we saw Miley, she was riding naked on a wrecking ball, so how can she up the ante this time around? Well, that’s simple: she’ll just wear a nude coloured bikini and masturbate on a table? Well, there ya go.

Of course the full video of this isn’t out until the day after Christmas, so for now we’ve got a “teaser”. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?

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Miley Cyrus Twerked On Santa :(

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Poor Santa Claus. Miley Cyrus was performing at the KISS-FM Jingle Ball in Los Angeles on Friday in some seasonal shitty attire, and what better way to ring in the Christmas season than by backing her ass up on some guy who looks like Robin Thicke dressed up in a cheap Santa costume. Hint, my man: When you’re dressing up as Santa, maybe make sure the costume covers your face?

Apparently Miley was also grabbing her background dancer’s boobs throughout the set, perhaps to see what real breasts feel like and what she can look forward to when she outgrows her training bra. I kid! I’m just so sick of Miley Cyrus existing.

On the up side, at least she’s releasing ‘Adore You’ as the next single. Now that IS a “banger”.

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Joe Jonas Attributes Miley To His First Encounter With Weed

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Joe Jonas says Miley Cyrus (and Demi Lovato) were the first people to convince him to smoke weed, at the of age 17 or 18. Of course Miley was, it’s her goddamn favorite thing in the world, after teddy bears and short shorts. Mr. Jonas let everything go in an essay he wrote for New York Magazine, titled “Joe Jonas: My Life As a Jonas Brother.” Here’s a snippet via USA Today:

They kept saying, ‘Try it! Try it!’ so I gave it a shot, and it was all right. I don’t even smoke weed that often anymore. Now I appreciate wine or a vodka-soda at the end of the day every once in a while.

LOL at the appreciation of a vodka-soda. Yeah, what a very sophisticated palette you have, Mr. Joe Jonas.

Of course this is coming from someone currently working on a SoCo lime, so…yeah.

What’s your favorite drink after a long day? Or do you prefer Miley’s substance of choice?

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Here Are Barbara Walters’ Most Annoying People

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Barbara Walters comes out with a most annoying most fascinating people list every year. Wanna see who made the cut for 2013?

Well the #1 won’t be revealed until the show airs. Want to place bets? For now we know these people will be included, according to the LA Times:

DISS.CUSS.

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Miley Cyrus Might Be Time Magazine’s Person of the Year

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Miley Cyrus stories have dominated the press this year. It seems like everywhere you turn, there she is, no matter how much you wish she’d just go away.  However, it’s a sad state of affairs that she’s currently in the lead in Time‘s Person of the Year poll, beating out ACTUAL people of note like Edward Snowden and the Pope. Imagine me rolling my eyes so far back in my head that I can’t even see the screen.

Of course, editors of the magazine get the final say as to who gets the title, so we haven’t lost all hope. Still, I suppose it says something that people believe Miley is the most notable person of the year, for better or worse.  Oh wait, and there’s also the fact that a hacker group has come forward and said that they’re behind the vote rigging. Oopsies!

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Who Were The Top 10 Most Searched For Celebs?

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Ask.com put out their list of top ten most searched for celebs (of 2013), along with questions people searched for regarding the celeb. So who was number one? Justin Bieber?

Actually, The Beebs didn’t even make the list! Shocking!

Here’s the official list of the most searched for celebs, and their queries, from Ask via CBS News:

1. North West. Why is Kim and Kanyes baby named North West?
2. Miley Cyrus. What did Miley Cyrus do at the VMAs?
3. Cory Monteith. How did Cory Monteith die?
4. Paula Deen. What did Paula Deen say?
5. Amanda Bynes. Why was Amanda Bynes arrested?
6. Lamar Odom. Is Lamar Odom on drugs?
7. Breaking Bad. When is the Breaking Bad series finale?
8. Reese Witherspoon. Where can I see Reese Witherspoon’s arrest?
9. Fifty Shades of Grey. Who will play Christian in Fifty Shades of Grey?
10. James Gandolfini. Did James Gandolfini die?

Are you surprised by the most searched for celebs? Who would be on your list? Which celebs are you most interested in?

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American Music Awards Outfits: The Best, Worst, And WTF

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The American Music Awards happened and I don’t think anyone really cared that much, but here’s your outfit recap, just in case. Yeah, it’s a day late. Honestly, who really cares? We covered Katy Perry’s “is this offensive” Geisha performance, which was probably the most interesting thing of the whole night. So here’s the outfits, a touch late, but we can still have fun oooo-ing and aaaah-ing and WTF-ing. Which is what I’ll need your help with. I want you to pick the best, worst, and most WTF outfit of the night. Here we go!

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