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Miley Cyrus and Madonna Performed Together and It Was Weird

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Miley Cyrus got her very own MTV Unplugged special which aired last night, and on it, she and Madonna teamed up for a mashup of Madge’s ‘Don’t Tell Me’ and Miley’s ‘We Can’t Stop’. It was about as strange (and actually strangely good) as you might expect:

You can say what you’d like about Miley – and she’s a hot mess of a human being – but I do think she’s musically talented and while I’m not a “fan”, I do have high hopes for what her musical career could be once she gets this bullshit out of her system and settles down into her artistry a bit more. Plus, Bangerz does have some really good tracks on it. She’s got potential, for sure.

As for Madonna… girl, keep trying.

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A Scammer Got $100,000 Using Miley Cyrus’ Name


Fans showed up at the Miami South Beach Outdoor Festival on New Year’s Day this year expecting to be treated to (or tortured with) an appearance by Miley Cyrus, but she never actually showed. Promoters were furious, claiming that they forked over a ton of money to her booking agent – $125,000, to be exact – and were promised she’d be there. Turns out, that “booking agent” might not have any real connection to Miley.

From TMZ:

A Florida concert promotion company says it sent $125K to a woman claiming to be Miley’s booking agent — a deposit to secure Miley for the shindig.  The money was wired to a bank account while the deal was being finalized.

The lawsuit claims the booking agent cleaned out the bank account and on New Year’s Day … no Miley.

The promoters seem to believe they really were dealing with Miley’s agent.   We spoke with the woman, who says she does NOT work for Miley but was acting as an intermediary.  She claims she forwarded the money to Miley’s real agents.

Miley’s people tell TMZ Miley has no involvement in this matter — and tells us the woman has no connection to her actual booking agent.

So basically, it’s a game of he said/she said right now, and somebody better start producing some receipts. If these concert organizers did indeed send the money and have proof, then the woman who was “working as an intermediary” better have proof of where SHE sent that money, because $125,000 doesn’t just disappear into nowhere.

It seems unlikely that a star as big as Miley would need to pull this kind of stunt (though I doubt she knew anything about any of this either way), so I’m guessing this “intermediary” woman is a liar and a con artist, but you never know. What do you think happened here?

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Beware: Miley Cyrus Wants to Drop Her Junk on You

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Miley Cyrus is soon going on tour to support her latest album, Bangerz, and she’s got a special surprise in store for those in attendance. While fans are sure to be treated to plenty of twerking, near nudity and grinding with little people, she’s also planning to drop her junk on you all night long. Don’t worry, there’s no risk for STDs (this time): she’s merely going to be giving away free merchandise throughout the concert.

As she revealed on a press call:

“I want to give [my fans] real things they can collect. I’m a little bit of a hoarder.

It’s my mom’s worst nightmare. [And] I hope my fans become hoarders also [so] I’m giving a lot of junk away [at the shows]. I’ll have things falling out of the sky that most people would sell at the merch table.”

Aw, well isn’t she generous? Maybe she realises that no one in their right mind would pay $35 for a t-shirt, or that they’ve already paid so much to get to the damn concert, the least they can get is a free shirt or a water bottle with her name on it. After all, Miley’s not greedy:

“My thing has never been about me making money. I did [that] when I was a kid. I made the money I needed to make and now it’s about putting money into the tour and making sure my fans get the best show, [making] it worth going to see.”

Well, bless her heart, I suppose.

Apparently each show will be 90 minutes with the band and all the weird production and then she’ll sit down for an acoustic set that can go on for “as long as she wants”. Joy! At least it does seem like she’s legitimately trying to make it a good experience for people coming to her shows. I won’t be going, but you know, those who are will enjoy it, I’m sure.

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Miley Cyrus is the New Face of Marc Jacobs

Miley CyrusIt seems Miley Cyrus‘ and her gay rights shirt sorta make a tiny bit more sense, since now we know that she’s the new face of the Marc Jacobs’ Spring/Summer 2014 collection. Don’t worry if it still doesn’t make sense since that shirt clearly isn’t in the collection. It’s called FORESHADOWING. Miley knows all about fancy literary terms.

In any case, Miley’s been a big fan of Marc Jacobs for a while – she wore his weird fishnet dress to the Met Gala last year, too – so it makes sense that they’d make it official and Miley would get paid for promoting the brand. I like Marc Jacobs’ stuff. I used to say he was my favourite designer, which I think is what a lot of girls say who don’t know much about fashion (as I didn’t and still don’t, really), but he’s pretty good.

I don’t know, do you think it’s a good fit? The photo above, if it’s anything to go on, doesn’t do much for me and sort of seems out of place, but maybe I only think that because it’s Miley. I can’t decide.

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Miley Cyrus Is a Gay Rights Activist

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Miley Cyrus is a super evolved human who is on the next level of many things in life that us laymen just can’t understand. She’s a self-proclaimed “fucking mess”, but she’s also a massive superstar with a huge global platform to spread a good message – one that doesn’t involve masturbating on a table (not that masturbation is a BAD message, per se…) or grinding on little people dressed like babies.

No, this time around, Miley wants to express her support for gay rights by wearing a poorly-drawn shirt with a lesbian couple and their child. She captioned the photo “Jacobs by Marc by Marc Jacobs”, so I’m guessing that’s who designed it? Either way, I bet it was super expensive and as is the case with many expensive things, it’s ugly. That being said, the message is a good one, and while Miley may not be the #1 desirable candidate for a gay rights ally, she’s got a massive audience and for some reasons, what celebrities say DOES count, so I’m into it.

Then again, maybe she’s supporting gay rights since she’s ~*biseXual*~ these days? Who can say, but either way, good for Miley.

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The Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé Uproar Was Based on LIES!

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Okay, let’s set the scene: a certain US “news” website (I’m not being coy – it’s not certain where exactly it originated) claimed that in an interview with LOVE magazine, Miley Cyrus was talking shit about Beyoncé, saying she fell off her game and that Miley herself was the new bitch with all the curves and the moves to take the throne. The exact “quotes” are below (via DS):

Cyrus was quoted as saying that Beyoncé has been “out for such a long time” and that, although the ‘XO’ singer is “at the top of the game now”, people are “always looking for new blood and that’s what I bring to the game now, new blood”.

She was also said to have claimed that she has “the total package you know, the curves, the rhythm, and the voice – I’m just the best”, before adding: “As Beyoncé grows in motherhood and all the crap it does to your body, it will create a vacuum for fresh young faces to rise up and… I’m the only white female singer that could fill that slot right now and do it right, you know?”

There’s only one problem with all of that: it never happened. Miley was furious about the stories and took to Twitter to refute the bullshit:

And in fact, she’s actually telling the truth – Love magazine has confirmed that the Bey quotes were fake. Looks like she’s innocent this time around! (And thank God, because MAN, that would be misguided.)

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Kate Winslet is Worried for Miley Cyrus

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Kate Winslet is a beautiful goddess who can do no wrong (yes, that’s sarcasm), but her pedestal fell a few notches this week when she began offering thoughts on – of all god-forsaken topics – Miley Cyrus. You see, Kate has a young daughter of her own, so seeing stars like Miley go off the deep end is concerning to her as a mother, and she wonders what Miley’s fate will be.

From Psychologies:

“You hear horror stories where you think, ‘God, who’s looking after these people and why does it seem like they’re losing their way?’

“I mean, you think about someone like Miley Cyrus , and I said to my daughter the other day, ‘I’m this close to opening my mouth about what’s going on with that girl’.

“Who is actually saying, ‘Stop for a second. What do you want, who are you?’ I’ve just been very lucky that I’ve always been quite comfortable with who I am.”

Oh dear, that sounded a bit la-di-da, didn’t it? That’s great that you were always comfortable with yourself, Kate (though I hardly think that’s the case since the Hollywood pressure to lose weight certainly worked on her), but that doesn’t mean that having to take a journey to figure that out makes you in some way defective or less-than. That’s not my defending Miley or anything, either – I just think in general, we’ve all got our own paths to take, and adolescence/young adulthood is awkward as hell… and different for everyone.That being said, I still love me some Kate Winslet… just not to fond of this fuckery.

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