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Miley Cyrus Got Wild at Britney Spears’ First Las Vegas Show

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I had no idea Britney‘s Las Vegas residency at Planet Hollwood was starting to soon, but indeed it has. Brit took the stage for the first time on Friday night, and who should be in attendance but Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry? There’s no video of Katy – I’m assuming she was slightly less rowdy – but we do have video of Miley getting buck wild and really getting into it.

Well, that was… fun. I wonder if Brit is singing live? I need to go look up some reviews from actual people who don’t work for blogs/magazines to get the real deal on this one. Britney herself seemed to enjoy it, as she tweeted the following after the show:


I dunno, would you pay to go see this, even if just for the nostalgia factor?

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Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Joe Jonas’ Weed Dealer, After All

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Not too long ago, Joe Jonas tried to say that it was Miley Cyrus who got him smoking weed back when they were 17 or 18. Seriously, Joe Jonas is such a punk that he literally had to claim he was peer pressured into smoking. While some fellow Disney stars have already called bullshit on his story (which anyone with a brain would already know), Miley herself has now come out to refute Joe’s shit herself.

From The New York Times (via US Weekly):

“If you want to smoke weed, you’re going to smoke weed. There’s nothing that two little girls are going to get you to do that you don’t want to do,” Cyrus, 21, tells the New York Times in a new interview. “I thought maybe he was saying that like it was going to make him look badass.”

She adds: “We were so young that it’s actually like, ‘How did you get peer pressured by me?’”

I seriously never thought I’d say this, but uh… I’m with Miley on this one.

Besides, weed isn’t even an issue. I literally wonder who even cares anymore that anyone smoked a bowl. You can’t even use his young age as an excuse because a) 18 isn’t really even that young and b) he’s telling this story like, five years after the fact. Get a grip, man.

What do you think: Did Miley force Joe to get wild or was it all his idea?

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Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Video Is Online

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Miley Cyrus gave us a sneak peek of her latest music video, “Adore You”, in which she appears to be masturbating and doing not much else. Well, a late Merry Christmas to all, because the video ~~leaked~~ a day early. She tweeted,

We all know Smilers  would break another record if it wasn’t for the fuck face who leaked my video. Alllllll good! Keep smiling :)

Yeah, right, I’m SURE the video “leaked.” It was probably that pissed-off Santa you twerked on who leaked it.

So here’s the full video for “Adore You” in which Miley really gets to know herself.

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So, Miley Cyrus Is Masturbating In Her New Video?

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Miley Cyrus is releasing ‘Adore You’ is her next single, and I think mostly everyone who’s listened to Bangerz, which is more ‘miss’ than ‘hit’, was pleased about that since it’s a REALLY good song.

The last time we saw Miley, she was riding naked on a wrecking ball, so how can she up the ante this time around? Well, that’s simple: she’ll just wear a nude coloured bikini and masturbate on a table? Well, there ya go.

Of course the full video of this isn’t out until the day after Christmas, so for now we’ve got a “teaser”. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?

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Miley Cyrus Twerked On Santa :(

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Poor Santa Claus. Miley Cyrus was performing at the KISS-FM Jingle Ball in Los Angeles on Friday in some seasonal shitty attire, and what better way to ring in the Christmas season than by backing her ass up on some guy who looks like Robin Thicke dressed up in a cheap Santa costume. Hint, my man: When you’re dressing up as Santa, maybe make sure the costume covers your face?

Apparently Miley was also grabbing her background dancer’s boobs throughout the set, perhaps to see what real breasts feel like and what she can look forward to when she outgrows her training bra. I kid! I’m just so sick of Miley Cyrus existing.

On the up side, at least she’s releasing ‘Adore You’ as the next single. Now that IS a “banger”.

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Joe Jonas Attributes Miley To His First Encounter With Weed

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Joe Jonas says Miley Cyrus (and Demi Lovato) were the first people to convince him to smoke weed, at the of age 17 or 18. Of course Miley was, it’s her goddamn favorite thing in the world, after teddy bears and short shorts. Mr. Jonas let everything go in an essay he wrote for New York Magazine, titled “Joe Jonas: My Life As a Jonas Brother.” Here’s a snippet via USA Today:

They kept saying, ‘Try it! Try it!’ so I gave it a shot, and it was all right. I don’t even smoke weed that often anymore. Now I appreciate wine or a vodka-soda at the end of the day every once in a while.

LOL at the appreciation of a vodka-soda. Yeah, what a very sophisticated palette you have, Mr. Joe Jonas.

Of course this is coming from someone currently working on a SoCo lime, so…yeah.

What’s your favorite drink after a long day? Or do you prefer Miley’s substance of choice?

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Here Are Barbara Walters’ Most Annoying People

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Barbara Walters comes out with a most annoying most fascinating people list every year. Wanna see who made the cut for 2013?

Well the #1 won’t be revealed until the show airs. Want to place bets? For now we know these people will be included, according to the LA Times:

DISS.CUSS.

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