Who knew someone who’s casually-or-not-so-casually having sex with Ashton Kutcher, extra-marital sex beast, could be so down to earth and likable? Not this girl, that’s for sure. Mila Kunis interviewed with Glamour magazine for their August ’12 issue and covered pretty much everything you could want to talk about—with the exception of obviously discussing what’s going on with Ashton Kutcher. She talked online dating, weight loss, ‘Black Swan’, and but no iron-clad confirmation of Ashton Kutcher-sex was in sight. DISAPPOINTMENT.
Here’s Mila on helping her friends find dudes on the internets:
One of my really good friends met her fiancé on an OkCupid-style website. OkCupid’s really popular—all my girlfriends have joined. I love those sites. I go on and I pick the guys for my friends. I think it’s great. It’s online shopping! We all get together with our laptops and have a glass of wine. Then we message the guy. [My approach is] just very honest and blunt. My girlfriends end up canceling half the dates anyway. Yeah. I’m really good at [editing] “About Me” [for my friends]. I feel like I could never write anything about myself, because that’s like a therapy session. But about your girlfriends? You just write what you love about your friends. If I didn’t do what I do, I would do Internet dating instead of going out to bars. In two seconds I would. It makes so much more sense.
Mila on actually considering an online profile for herself:
No. Because, ultimately, what’s going to happen? I show up to coffee.… I’m OK in my personal life. I’ve never dated. I can say this honestly: I don’t know what it’s like to date. But also, how am I going to date? I’m not in one state long enough.
On having a baby and a family:
This isn’t the right time for me to have one, but I do want a family. I’d rather be in love and have a baby than have a movie.
On evading Ashton Kutcher questions:
Ninety-nine percent of [the tabloids] is bulls–t. That is the biggest form of bullyingever, the paparazzi. Printing lies, making accusations, it’s just bullying.
On gaining 25 pounds to return to her normal weight after ‘Black Swan’:
This is my normal body. It’s not 98 pounds. God, I’m probably 25 pounds heavier in muscle mass and weight at this point. What was crazy was, when I was shooting Black Swan, everyone was like, “Gosh, you’re really too skinny.” Then my weight started bouncing back and they’re like, “She looked better when she was anorexic-looking.” You can’t please anyone! It was just for work. I didn’t do it because I had issues. Now this is my normal weight that I started out with. [I felt] Flat, flat, flat. [She gestures to her chest and hips.] There was no shape, no form, nothing, nothing.”
So come on. They’re totally doing it. All this baby-and-family business? It’s totally happening. I give it eighteen months, max, and we’re going to be hearing about Mila and Ashton settling down and having babies of their own. You mark my words.