And if the continuous stream of Mila-and-Ashton pictures haven’t convince you that there’s definitely something more than friends happening here, then I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe a full-on sex tape might convince you otherwise. I think that’s what I’m holding out for, anyway.
We recently saw Mila and Ashton on vacation together, and despite Mila’s vehement protests that the two are not totally sleeping together, they were photographed another six or eight times hanging out with friends, going to dinner, riding in cars together, and now wrapped around one another in a restaurant. But no, they’re not dating. They’re not sleeping together, and honestly, they really can’t stand one another. Isn’t that what we’re about to hear?
What I don’t understand is why the two just won’t own it. A dating-Mila admittance would do wonders for Ashton’s reputation, because almost everybody loves Mila, and it’d almost (but not really) redeem Ashton from the whole cheating-on-Demi thing, because it makes a hell of a lot more sense for Ashton to be with Mila rather than a woman twice his age with whom he has absolutely nothing in common with other than being famous.
Also, it’d be kind of nice for Mila to get her married with kids thing going. If you guys read her last interview, you know that’s all she really wants anyway:
This isn’t the right time for me to have one, but I do want a family. I’d rather be in love and have a baby than have a movie.
So does she mean “this” isn’t the right time for her because she’s dating a douchebag whose sole purpose is hot sex, or does it mean that she’s just not interested in settling down right now with anyone in particular? I don’t know. These two make me tired. Either they are or they aren’t, because it’s almost getting to the point where things are getting boring and stale now. Let’s just get things moving along here, now, OK?