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Demi Moore’s going on a yoga retreat when Ashton and Mila get married

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Ashton Kutcher has wasted no time moving on from Demi Moore after their divorce, and he’s now engaged and expecting a baby with Mila Kunis. While Demi has sorta kinda moved on with different dudes, apparently she’s still smarting from her relationship with Ashton and will be meditating the pain away when he decides to tie the knot.

From Radar Online:

“Demi knows she’ll have to endure hearing about the affair — which Ashton is telling mutual friends will be huge and full of A-list Hollywood and tech friends — and seeing pictures. But the wound is still fresh from their divorce and Demi doesn’t want anything to trigger a relapse.”

Moore is banking on details from her daughter Rumer Willis, who remains close with Kutcher.

“When she gets word, either through mutual friends or Rumer, about the exact date, she’s booking a trip to the yogic spiritual center of India, Rishikesh, where she’ll submerge herself in days of waking at 4 a.m., chanting, meditation, yoga by the Ganges River, light eating of only meager portions of vegan foods and dressing in saffron colored robes,” the source revealed.

“She’ll be cut off from all technology including phones, Internet and TV, so she’ll be able to avoid the whole thing.”

And her getaway isn’t just reserved for the wedding. “She plans a similar, though less intense and far away retreat to coincide with the birth of their child in October,” the source added.

Kinda fucked up that Demi is the one who comes out of this whole thing being painted like some sad sack who can’t get her shit together because ASHTON KUTCHER, the guy who hosted Punk’d, is not her husband anymore. I mean, I’m sure he’s different privately than he is as a public persona, and the heart wants what it wants and all that, but come on.

I’m on Team Demi here, and if she wants to do whip its and lose her damn mind, leave her to it!

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We’re on Mila Kunis baby bump watch now, right?

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After hearing the sad, sad news that Mila Kunis is actually carrying Ashton Kutcher‘s baby, it’s only natural that we start scrutinizing her body for any sign of such awful Hollywood things like fat ankles, bloating in the face and of course, a larger stomach.

That’s right, baby bump watch is in FULL SWING, and Mila Kunis is starting to show! You can see in the above photo, taken while she was “out shopping in Beverly Hills” (according to US Weekly), that she is indeed with child. Or maybe she just ate a really good burrito at Chipotle. Nah, that’s a baby.

Can’t wait to see the multi-page pregnancy spreads and the stories about how much fatherhood changes Ashton, ‘cos you know they’re coming.

Oh, and if you want some “inside” scoop (“shit made up by an intern”), here you go:

“They are happy, healthy, and excited to start a family,” an insider told Us Weekly of Kunis, 30, and Kutcher, 36. The Black Swan actress, in particular, “is all about being a mother,” the insider added.

LOL, okay. I would hope she’s all about being a mother, given the fact that SHE’S GOING TO BE ONE.

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Mila Kunis is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s kid

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Whaaaaat? It was only February when Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher decided to get engaged, and now we may know why: apparently Mila is pregnant with the couple’s first child!

From US Weekly:

“This is something they both wanted,” one insider tells Us. “They are both so happy.”

Another source says Kutcher is “very happy” with the news of his fiancee’s pregnancy, although he still remains resolutely private about his personal life. “Ashton has been very private and cut off more than he usually is,” the insider tells Us. But, the Two and a Half Men star has been chatting with a longtime pal who is newly-familiar with fatherhood.

Dear God, think about this: Ashton Kutcher is going to be someone’s father. The Punk’d guy. A baby. Let your mind wrap itself around that.

I guess this is all very exciting for the two of them, though, so, uh, congrats to the happy couple?

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