Michelle Pfeiffer is always cool to me. Don’t know why. Even when she wears stuff like this. She seems to have had an interesting life. I’m not wrong. It turns out she hung out with a cult-like family that believed in “breatharianism” meaning that food or water was forbidden, because they believed all humans needed to live was sunlight. LOL and oh God. More from Daily News:
Actress Michelle Pfeiffer revealed in an interview with Britain’s The Telegraph that she was part of a “cult” that believed humans could survive without food or water back when she first arrived in Hollywood.
Pfeiffer, now 55, says her ordeal began when she first arrived in Hollywood as an impressionable twenty-year-old actress and fell in with a couple who espoused a “breatharianism” philosophy.
“They were very controlling. I wasn’t living with them but I was there a lot and they were always telling me I needed to come more. I had to pay for all the time I was there, so it was financially very draining.”
Ms. Pfeiffer says that they were also into vegetarianism at one point, so hopefully she didn’t starve for long before she got the hell out of there forever. Girl why even be around them if you don’t live there? Something weird is going on. What was she paying for? Maybe for them to starve her? I don’t even know. She must have thought it was a good idea at some point, as she’s fully admitted she’s not one of those women with perfect genetics and she has to work hard to get her bod.
Last time we celebrated the looks of Katy Perry, Daniel Radcliffe, and surprisingly, Lady Gaga. Who dazzled me this week, who disappointed, and who WTF’d my shit up? And do you agree or disagree? Let’s take a fashion journey. It was fashion week, after all.
LIGHTEN UP, IT’S JUST FASHION! From the Ashish show during London Fashion Week.
Ugh. I want to be catty and scream “Photoshop!” and “Surgery!” but I don’t know. Michelle Pfeiffer is looking pretty damn amazing on August’s cover of InStyle magazine.
I guess if there’s any solace, Michelle admits that her physique doesn’t come naturally. “I have to work at it…There are women who just genetically have beautiful bodies—it seems to us they don’t have to work out. I personally have to work at it. I’m doing all the right things. I do cardio and strength training, a little bit of weights. I mix it up, but I can’t push myself the way I used to.”
Oh, Michelle, I’m so glad to know that you aren’t one of those “I never work out and I eat 4,000 calories a day chicks.” I love you.
Let’s kick this one off with a shot of Michelle Pfeiffer getting ready to make out with her sister, Dedee, because that’s hot.
We’ve also got Carmen Electra, out to disprove anyone who would dare argue that she has a neck.
And my darling Brittany Snow, who seems to have a much better grasp on the fundamentals of make-up application than the last time we saw her.
Amanda Bynes NAKED AND NUDE.
I’m kidding. It’ll just be funny when I get the search engine traffic. And by funny I mean lucrative.
Update: Ha! We’re now on the front page of U.S. Google results for both “Amanda Bynes nude” and “Amanda Bynes naked,” and, yes, I’m getting plenty of search engine traffic as a result. This shit is so much fun, you guys!