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Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama’s Got Some New Hair

Michelle Obama‘s got some new hair, everyone. Tell the people. It’s very important. The First Lady didn’t go into full-on shocking Beyoncé pixie cut mode, but it’s definitely a different look. She appears to have added some highlights. Done by a small child, because man, they look messy to me. I’m not sure if this is...

File This Under Lolz: Michelle Obama “Jealous” Of Kerry Washington

Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States of America, is alledgedly jealous of actress and Obama appointed board member of the Creative Coaltion League and Artists Committee for Americans for the Arts, Kerry Washington. I totally forgot that Kerry Washington was involved in government programs but that still gives no plausibility to this...

Michelle Obama Has Killer Taste In Music, Guys

The FLOTUS is one amazing lady in several regards, but turns out that her excellent political perspectives also carry over to her personal taste in music, because she’s got some serious jams on her playlist. From People: Singers on My Workout Playlist: Willow Smith & Beyoncé “Whip My Hair” by Willow Smith always gets me...

Michelle Obama Is Going to Be on iCarly!

Ok, just stick with me, you guys.  iCarly is a good ass show. Seriously, everyone who’s ever seen it enjoys it.  Fans of the show that I know personally include my father, my boyfriend, my roommate’s nephew, and a 400 pound man I met at a party one time who drank a pint of whiskey while we enjoyed Nickelodeon together.  If you...