If you believe British tab The Sun, he did. Mostly I’m impressed by their title for this article: “The way you Mecca me feel.” No one can top the Brits on cheesy-pun...

Apparently he’s stuck in a wheelchair with a bad case of crazy. I have nothing more to say about this. It’s all just so pathetic and sad.

The kids over at Radar got their hands on some of the Michael Jackson “memorabilia” that will be auctioned off by a New Jersey man on May 30-31 at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas...

“Manuela Ruiz was dying. Michael Jackson was also dying … but instead, dying not to go to court that day for his then-pending and highly publicized criminal trial for child...

You know, last night I was at happy hour at Ocean Avenue Seafood in Santa Monica (my first time there and I cannot recommend it highly enough — amazing seafood!) with some friends...

As I recall, the last time we saw Michael Jackson’s children, he was dangling one of them over a balcony in Germany (Or England? Who cares?). But I guess some photogs got tired of...

I’ve missed Michael Jackson. He’s a freakshow and he makes me feel better about my own pathetic life. I run through a mental checklist everytime I see him. Strange plastic...