7Why is Brian Austin Green Carrying Megan Fox Through a Strip Mall?

…because I’d really love to know. There has to be some good reason that this grown woman in bedazzled Uggs is hanging off her elderly husband, ass popped out in the air like she’s getting paid for it.

These two classy folks were snapped yesterday on their way to get some lunch. The rest of the pics are just as good. (more…)

January 7, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Molls

4Welcome Back, I Guess, Megan Fox

Oh, Megan.  You crafty, crafty lady.  I see your game.  We haven’t had any news about you since September and then this weekend, a weekend so slow on the celebrity gossip that I resorted to covering Clay Aiken’s new boyfriend’s man Spanx, you decided to frolic along the beaches of Hawaii while wearing your giant engagement ring and a bikini, and you’ve left me no choice.

Why don’t you get some integrity and say something really dumb to a magazine or get knocked up or something so we can talk about you again? Because this, Megan?  This “look at my wacky boobs and my distressed face and my gigantic ring posing at the beach” tactic?  You can do better than that.

December 19, 2010 at 1:06 pm by Emily

5Quotables: Megan Fox Talks Marriage and Children, Brian Austin Green Just Talks

“[Marriage is] the one thing that I was really specific in waiting for until I was with somebody that I knew that I would be right with and she’s the one … She [Megan] makes me happy and a better person. She’s everything. There’s nice stability that comes with getting married. It’s a nice thing to know that I’ll come home to her and she’ll come home to me. It’s not the paper so much – it’s saying the vows and meaning it.”

Well, well, well. Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox’s husband, did an interview along with his wife for People magazine. Can you fucking believe it? I thought along with the those balls of his that she she locked up his larynx and vocal chords, too.

Good for you, Brian!

September 13, 2010 at 9:01 am by Sarah

1Quotables: Stop Laughing at Megan Fox

“When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.”

Megan Fox, quite possibly one of my favorite celebrities of all time, talking about how people don’t take her seriously. Heh. Got you on that one, didn’t I? But the joke’s really on Megan. We don’t roll our eyes at your marriage, Meg. We roll our eyes whenever you open your mouth. That’s all.

September 10, 2010 at 6:00 am by Sarah

60Megan Fox Slams Olsen Twins

Did you know Megan Fox had a career before Transformers? Yeah, color me surprised, too. Fox, who worked with the Olsen sisters back in 2001 on one of their productions called Holiday in the Sun, recently interviewed and discussed the Olsen twins (for some reason) and claimed that working with the two was weird, and that the girls were “socially awkward.” Megan also intimates that both Mary-Kate and Ashley are “crazy,” and claims that they have phobias:

“They’re nice girls. The first time I had ever been around someone really famous was them. We were kids, I was about 15 and so were they … I saw how awkward socially they were with large groups of people because they had been famous their whole lives and looked at their whole lives and I didn’t understand why anyone would be like that. I had no understanding about why you would shut down and be afraid and have phobias, but as it happens to you you sort of develop them and become crazy.”

Um, OK. They might be a little eccentric (God, am I really defending the Olsen twins?), but if you don’t shut the fuck up, Megan, they’ll do something “crazy” and buy your soul. I mean, every billionaire makes bad investments sometimes, you know?

More photos of Megan Fox and the Olsen girls in Holiday in the Sun — a movie I did not see.

August 31, 2010 at 9:00 am by Sarah

31Let’s Talk About Eminem’s New Music Video

The music video for “Love the Way You Lie,” Eminem’s song with Rihanna that you’ve probably heard a couple dozen times if you listen to the radio, was released last night, and it’s already got a lot of people up in arms.  The video, which features a relationship between Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan, plus Rihanna singing in front of a burning house and Eminem rapping out in a field, tells the story of your average incredibly toxic abusive relationship:  Megan and Dominic take turns being violent, then they make out, then the cycle repeats.

The worry seems to be that the video will make domestic violence seem sexy, what with Megan Fox being involved and all the intense kisses that happen.  Personally, I don’t get that from the video.  No matter how sexy a kiss is, if it comes after a dude punches a hole in the wall right next to your head, it’s probably not the best plan.  Likewise, no matter how attracted you are to your significant other, if things are so abusive, it’s not going to work out well for anyone, and I think the video makes that extremely clear (spoiler alert:  everyone but Rihanna ends up on fire).

Another worry is Rihanna’s role in the video and the idea that her own history with domestic violence is being exploited. Rihanna disagrees:

“It’s something that, you know, [Eminem and I have] both experienced, you know, on different sides, different ends of the table. It just was authentic. It was real. It was believable for us to do a record like that, but it was also something that needed to be done, and the way he did it was so clever. He pretty much just broke down the cycle of domestic violence, and it’s something that a lot of people don’t have a lot of insight on, so this song is a really, really powerful song, and it touches a lot of people.”

So what do you guys think?  Do you have a problem with the video and the message it sends or do you think it’s powerful (not caring is an option too)?

August 6, 2010 at 1:24 pm by Emily