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Mary Kay Letourneau

I Know What I’m Doing on Saturday


Mary Kay Letourneau is hosting at a Seattle club on Saturday for “Hot for Teacher” night. The DJ? Her formerly underage baby-daddy love — and now husband — Vili Fualaau. Vili will be rockin’ the turn tables while Mary Kay meets guests and signs autographs.

You guys think I’m kidding, but I’m soooo going. I’m going to the Folklife Festival during the day to watch 13-year-old kids smoke pot, and then at night I’m going to check out the successful DJs they become after having sexual intercourse with their teachers. I’d reach out to the club and ask if I could interview her, but I honestly don’t know what I’d ask her. What do you ask a grown woman who falls in love with a teenage boy? I don’t think “What on earth is wrong with you?” is an appropriate interview question, even for me.

Please don’t be jealous of my awesome party life. If you’re in the Seattle area, you should meet me there!