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But is There Going to be a ‘Saved by the Bell’ Reunion?

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From TMZ:

Saved by the Bell” is another step closer to a comeback … Mr. Belding himself — aka Dennis Haskins — tells TMZ he’s all for a Bayside High reunion, just days after Mark-Paul Gosselaar said he wasn’t opposed to the idea.

TMZ broke the story … Mark-Paul was in L.A. last weekend … and told our photog, if the upcoming “Boy Meets World” revamp works out, then “maybe we’ll do a reunion as well.”

That’s all it took for Mr. Belding to board the gravy train … telling TMZ, “I have always supported a reunion of any kind including all of us” … before adding, “Honestly, the fans still love us and our show so much … they deserve it!”

As for the rest of the cast, getting them together may be tricky — Jimmy Fallon nearly made it happen in 2009 … until Tiffani Thiessen put the kibosh on the whole thing.

Man. Can I tell you how much I hope this happens? I really, really hope this happens. Mr. Belding, I don’t care all that much for, because he’s just like whatever, but seeing Zack and Kelly rekindle their on-screen romance? Come on, Kapowski. It’s not as if you’ve got anything better going on. Might want to rethink the 2009 Kibosh, huh?

As for the rest of the cast, I think it’d be super good publicity, too. Lark Voorhies … well, we all know what kind of craziness she’s been up to lately, and if Dustin Diamond isn’t too busy filming scat porn, then we’ve got those two also. Mario Lopez and Elizabeth Berkley? Easy. Mario would just be in his glory to be around three hot pieces of ass all at once, and Elizabeth, well. Where the hell has she been, anyway? … Never mind. Don’t answer that.

Oh, This Is Just How Mario Lopez Decorates

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What, you guys don’t do this? You’re telling me that when you decorate, you don’t wear precious little panties that are just a little too small for you? And you don’t have small children holding your ankles? Then how do you ever get anything done?!

This hilarious picture was brought to you by the personal Twitter account of Mario Lopez‘s wife. You should thank her personally for bringing such joy to your Monday morning.

Mario Lopez to Be a Father to a Child of a Mother Whom I’ve Never Heard Of

Mario Lopez, who I still think of as the greasy A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell, has recently announced that he and newest girlfriend, Courtney Laine Mazza, are the proud parents to be of a new baby.

Lopez claims that the two met during production of 2008′s A Chorus Line and have been practically inseparable since. Well, except for, you know, the entire time he was dating Dancing With the Stars hottie, Karina Smirnoff. Lopez also famously married Doritos chick, Ali Landry, for a grand total of seven weeks before having the marriage annulled and taking off to Mexico or something.

So … I guess this sounds pretty serious! Congrats to the parents-to-be and a million miles worth of patience to Courtney Laine Slater Mazza!

Check out the gallery below to see who else Lopez has allegedly-seriously dated.

Mario Lopez Is Now Officially Going to Host Everything

Ugh.

Why do people keep giving this grade-A asshole jobs?

I can’t wait until Dustin Diamond releases his Saved by the Bell tell-all. It’s sure to have some juicy tidbits about Mario’s disgusting womanizing ways. He’s a horrible person and I wish he’d stop getting work.

Anyway, looks like ratings at Extra are down, and the network wants to pump them up by firing has-been Mark “15:00″ McGrath and Dayna Devon, and replacing them with Mario Lopez. Who are all these people who love Mario Lopez so much? And why? Everything about him is so disgusting to me, but maybe that’s just because I care about things like the fact that he cheated on his fiancee at his bachelor party, and then proceeded to cheat on every girlfriend he ever had after that. Minor detail, I know, but it’s the little things that get to me. I also dislike invasive surgery, head-on car collisions, and eating food that someone has peed in. You know. Just the little things.

Mario Lopez Is a Diva

Page Six has an interesting bit today about Diva Mario Lopez and his fellow co-star in Broadway’s A Chorus Line.

Last month, Mario Lopez and co-star Nick Adams clashed when Lopez refused to wear his character Zach’s trademark costume of a long-sleeve tan sweater. As first reported by The Post’s Michael Riedel, Lopez wanted to show off his biceps, so he wore a short-sleeve brown shirt in order to display his “guns.”

Lopez also requested that Adams, who plays assistant choreographer Larry, cover up his navy-blue tank top with a baggy hoodie whenever he danced next to Lopez. When Adams does wear just the tank top, it’s in the show’s opening dance number, where he’s banished to the back of the line and can barely be seen by the audience.

Divalicious!

But now Nick Adams has his revenge: he’s beat Lopez out as the star of a new ad campaign for men’s underwear company 2(x)ist.

“Mario was originally No. 1 on our radar as we planned the campaign,” said an insider. “We were ready to call him with an offer, but then we saw Nick. He’s younger, sexy, more interesting. On top of that, his body was crazy. We set up a meeting, and when he walked in, that was it. We never even looked at anyone else after that.”

And says the company’s creative director:

“Nick’s very masculine, sexy, modern. It’s totally all about his body. Mario is a good-looking guy, but Nick had it. He’s up and coming, the new face of sexy. He’s original. He’s hot.”

Take that, Mario.

I’ve hated you since you cheated on Ali Landry at your bachelor party.