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Marie Osmond

Marie Osmond’s Son Dies by Suicide

My Lord, what a day. I woke up this morning, checked my Twitter feed, and immediately started freaking the fuck out, because my little sister is currently on a research vessel off the coast of Chile. I called my mom, who’d received an email from her early in the morning saying she was okay, and so then I promptly started freaking out about...

Marie Osmond’s Son is in Rehab

Marie’s 16-year-old son, Michael, is in rehab. The devout Mormon released the following statement: “My son Michael is an amazing young man, shown through his courage in facing his issues. As his mother, I couldn’t be more proud of him. The press and public has always been kind and gracious in the past and I know they will...

Marie Osmond Explains Why She Collapsed

Marie Osmond gives us her theory of why she passed the fuck out on live TV yesterday. “Right at the beginning… I started getting light-headed. And the only thing I could think of [is] I have allergies, there’s almost half a million people being evacuated, the air quality is terrible — and I just couldn’t get my...

Why Did Marie Osmond Pass Out on Live TV?

Everyone’s running this video, but can we talk about the why? I mean, did you notice that no one on set seemed particularly surprised when she passed out? Does this happen often? Does she have a medical condition? Other possibilities: – Dress too tight – Eating disorder (or recent crash dieting) – DRUGS!!! Let’s...