So The Grammys bore a new meme: Pharrell‘s hat.
Sorry, but I’m not ready for this to be a new thing.
Let’s take a look at what others wore to this craptacular awards show!
One of the biggest stories to come out of last night’s Grammys is that 33 couples of all kinds – gay, straight, interractial – decided to get married during Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’s (and Mary Lambert and Madonna‘s) performance of ‘Same Love’ during the ceremony, with Queen Latifah walking out of the closet (heaviest handed hint ever?) to officiate. Apparently someone is familiar with Universal Life Church and got ordained online, because I don’t think those marriages count?
In any case, it was all very touching and there wasn’t a dry eye in the place (mine were watering from boredom because this ceremony was nearly FOUR HOURS LONG) and Katy Perry even got a free bouquet out of the deal – hope you were paying attention, John Mayer… LOL!
Apparently there’s some competition going on called Art for Freedom in which the artist who manages to impress Madonna and Katy Perry the most will win $10,000 – not for themselves, but for a non-profit organization of their choice. If that sounds a little wacky to you – the pairing, the concept, any of it – then you’re not alone. While most professional artists are aiming to enter competitions to earn money for themselves, to keep a roof over their head while they continue trying to make art for a living, this one is looking for anyone who can pick up a pencil and draw or write a poem or anything else, regardless of experience. Also, the focus is on human rights. And your judges are Madonna and Katy Perry. Let that last part sink in.
Madonna chose Katy to “guest curate” the competition, which is part of the ‘Material Girl’ singer’s Freedom Project organization. Here’s the full scoop from Billboard:
Madonna has tapped Katy Perry as guest curator for Art for Freedom, her online public art project that encourages artists to submit videos, music, poetry and photographs to express their take on freedom.
Over the course of this month, Perry will work with Madonna to select an artist “whose creative expression demonstrates a unique view of the fight for human rights,” according to a press release.
“I am so fortunate to have the freedom to express myself through music,” said Katy Perry. “Now I’m calling all of my incredibly creative KatyCats to use their talent to show Madonna and me how they express their freedom. I believe that 2014 can be a year of great social change. Together we can all stand up for Human Rights. Join the conversation, and let your art be your voice.”
LOLLLL. I love the idea of a KatyCat winning this competition. You know I love Katy Perry, but I wouldn’t say the fans who stan for her are human rights activists with brilliant artistic ability, to be honest. That’s not nice of me to say, I know, and maybe I’ll be proven wrong when this whole thing is over. This isn’t a Katy Perry competition, it’s an art competition about human rights with a prize to be given to a non-profit. Let’s widen the scope, here, girl.
I’m interested in the reasons behind Madonna picking Katy to run this. I’m not being funny at all, I think Katy is fantastic, I just would imagine she’d pick an art critic or someone on the board of the Getty museum or something, you know?
In any case, I’d much rather Madonna be spending her time on projects like this than putting on a thong for Terry Richardson. I’ll take it.
Is the phrase “booze hound” used by anyone anymore? Probably not, but let’s go with it. Madonna’s 13-year-old son Rocco (WHEN DID HE GET TO BE A TEENAGER? Christ, time flies!) was photographed holding a bottle of what looks to be Bombay Sapphire and it’s causing all kinds of stir. That’s him up there in the center. The whole thing is, he didn’t get papped or photos weren’t leaked by some money-grubbing “friend”. Instead, Madonna herself posted the photo to her Instagram page, leading parents and non-parents with a working brain to go, “EH?”
She captioned the photo: “The party has just begun! Bring it! 2014″. That’s nice and all, but the party shoulda long been over for your adolescent child who seems to be modeling himself on Justin Bieber. In fact, it never should have begun. He’s a CHILD. I know she’s Madonna and probably really wants to seem like a “cool mom”, but come on.
Of course, since people were freaking out in the comments and in the press, Madonna has since responded to public outrage, saying, “No-one was drinking we were just having fun! Calm down and get a sense of humor! Don’t start the year off with judgement!”
HAHA!! Yes, it’s so funny when I let my 13-year-old child hold alcohol, knowing he’s the child of a famous person with the money and access to substances he has no business around and probably uses all the time when you’re not supervising him! Never mind your own struggles with drugs and alcohol in the past, it’s just a joke!! LOL!!!!
Give me a break.
Lady Gaga is getting tired of the Madonna comparisons, everyone. And also, she’s pretty certain Madonna doesn’t like her. And she doesn’t care. She almost wears it as a badge of honor. Honestly? I would, too. If Madonna didn’t like me, I’d be proud. Not sure why. I guess it’s the idea of pissing off such a huge star. Here’s what she told Howard Stern, via MTV News:
“There’s not so many ways you can interpret it,” she said when asked by Stern if perhaps jealousy was behind the frequent shots she’s taken from pop icon Madonna over the years. “To me honestly I think she’s more aggravated that I’m not upset that she doesn’t like me. Because I don’t care that she doesn’t like me, No, I don’t care.”
“The whole thing is really rooted in Madonna, that’s the sort of center of it and nobody’s really said that or admitted to it,” she said of her break with Hilton. “It’s silly. There’s always this pissing match, ‘Did she take her torch?’ [and] ‘Is she the new her?’ ‘Is she going to outlast her?’ … There’s this thing with some people that I’m a threat to the throne,” she said of the constant comparisons between her and Madonna.
“And I don’t want your f-cking throne and no thanks. And I have my own and I don’t actually want a throne at all.”
You know what? That line last? Well said, Gaga. Well said. She’s probably getting really tired of these lame-ass celeb fights she’s been getting in. I would be, too. Most of them aren’t even her fault.
For some unknown reason, celebrities seem to think Terry Richardson is the bee’s knees. I think he’s a pervert and a misogynist, among other things, but to-may-toe, tom-ah-toe, I suppose. Madonna is the most recent celebrity to step in front of his lens, this time for her Harper’s Bazaar cover shoot, where she donned a pleather thong and wore that hideous ass grill that just needs to go somewhere. Preferably not in her mouth.
Can’t hate on Madonna’s arm game, though – like, let me get a ticket to that gun show… or something. However, I do not need to see her ass in a thong. I just don’t. There aren’t many people’s asses I need to see in a thong. In fact, there’s no one’s, because thongs are gross (and apparently they’re destroying vaginas everywhere!) and I’m not quite sure why they’re known as being “sexy”. Asses are sexy, but they don’t need a piece of string up the middle to make them so.
Madonna, why? Why would you do this?