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Jessica Simpson’s Weight Watchers commercial revealed. [The Superficial]

Renee Zellweger finally has a new boyfriend—and you’ll never believe who it is. [Lainey Gossip]

This is Judd Apatow at his best. [Starpulse]

Blake Lively is food-obsessed. [Cele|bitchy]

Not related to Bobby Boucher, to be clear. [G Celeb]

Merry Christmas: How to poop in space [TMZ]

Children’s Choir sings tribute to Sandy Hook Elementary. [The Frisky]

Happy Birthday, Jake Gyllenhaal! [Socialite Life]

The Kardadshians spend Christmas with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. [OMGBlog]

More evidence that Lindsay Lohan’s full of shit (literally). [Yeeeah]

Gerard Butler wants to start a family now. [I'm Not Obsessed]

The new Bond girl goes practically nudie. [Celebslam]

Is Holly Madison’s pregnancy fashion better yet? [IDLYITW]

Christmas movies to get you all excited. [theBERRY]

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’ wedding photos. [Hollywood PQ]

USA wins Miss Universe somehow. [Moe Jackson]

Justin Bieber gets his first banning. [Elite Daily]

Tom Cruise makes everyone cringe. Hard. [Lainey Gossip]

Ke$ha is a liar. [The Superficial

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The best photo of the President that you will probably ever see. [The Superficial]

Tom Cruise is totally for real. [Lainey Gossip]

Christina Aguilera tarnishes her former Mickey Mouse Club image. [Bohomoth]

Claire Danes’ baby was born! [Starpulse]

… And Malin Akerman’s baby bump is just as cute. [Splash]

Jessica Simpson walks down the aisle. [INFDaily]

Senators slam ‘Zero Dark Thirty’. [Huff Po]

Katie Holmes takes an ex back … but which one? [CDL]

Lindsay Lohan’s busy clogging toilets. [The Superficial]

Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are 2012′s Best Love. [Lainey Gossip]

Courteney Cox totally isn’t doing anything to her face (read: Courteney Cox is totally doing things to her face). [I'm Not Obsessed]

Taylor Swift spends lots of money on her men. [Celebslam]

Johnny Depp—Amber Heard just isn’t that into you. [Cele|bitchy]

Why, Paris Hilton does have nipples! [Celebrity Rant]

Kaley Cuoco shares how she got that bod. [Hollywood Backwash]

Jessica Simpson’s new Weight Watchers commercial. [IDLYITW]

The worst fashion trends of ’12. [theBERRY]

Justin Bieber is an animal-abuser. [Hollywood PQ]

Simon Cowell is dating Carmen Electra. For real. [Celebzter]

Diana Morales in her skivvies. [G Celeb]

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Tom Cruise sprayed another dude with a big old water gun. While he was wet. [The Superficial]

Full-body Jessica. [Lainey Gossip]

Ke$ha’s forced to sing songs against her will now. [Starpulse]

Celine Dion and … KISS? [OMGBlog]

Bad publicity for ‘This is 40′. [TMZ]

Jessica Simpson confirms the pregnancy thing. [Socialite Life]

The guy who wore his entire wardrobe to the airport. [The Frisky]

Kim is diseased, v.2.0. [Celebslam]

The biggest WTF pics of 2012. [theBERRY]

Of course Harry Styles is obsessed with the Beatles. And Taylor is Yoko, right? [IDLYITW]

Coco’s peepshow. [Yeeeah]

The Buble Christmas tradition. [Lainey Gossip]

Quicker crotch shots. [The Superficial]

Hugh Jackman probably cheated on his wife. [Cele|bitchy]

Malin Akerman’s adorable pregnancy. [Moe Jackson]

Gay-friendly Bible? [Bossip]

Angelina’s directing again. [Elite Daily]

Bethenny Frankel is getting divorced already. [Celebzter]

‘The Hunger Games’ is going to be a TV show now, too. [Hollywood PQ]

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Geri Halliwell’s upskirt. [The Superficial]

Two movies Mariah Carey will not be seeing. [Lainey Gossip]

Why Ke$ha’s song is being pulled from airwaves. [Splash]

Alyssa Milano turns 40! [Starpulse]

Ben Affleck heads to Capitol Hill. [TMZ]

The Rock’s legs don’t need Photoshop. Dear God. [The Blemish]

When dudes take self-portraits in the bathroom. [theBERRY]

I’d still probably do ‘im. [Lainey Gossip]

What’s Britney to do now? [The Superficial]

F-ck you, Ted Nugent. [Huff Po]

Jessica Biel’s mustache. [Socialite Life]

Kristen Stewart’s on the verge of something big. [Bohomoth]

Selena Gomez has a new boyfriend. [Cele|bitchy]

2012′s Best Shirtless Moments. [Popbytes]

This is a bum? [IDLYITW]

Emma Stone’s tits have gone gangster. [G Celeb]

A Braxton says Beyonce’s pregnancy wasn’t real. Did she miss something or what? [Bossip]

Guess where Katie Holmes celebrated her birthday? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Just how broke Lindsay is. [Amy Grindhouse]

Bradley Cooper has nipples all over his body. [Hollywood PQ]

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Never bring your brain to an assplay indeed. [The Superficial]

Blake Shelton does ‘Dude Looks Like a Lady’. [Bitten and Bound]

Here’s the nude hacker. [Starpulse]

Kirstie Alley does the Ugly Elf dance online. [OMGBlog]

People are defending Brandi Glanville. [Socialite Life]

Someone says lingerie modeling shouldn’t be a career aspiration. [Celebslam]

Is Kim Kardashian a fatty fatty boombalatty? [Yeeeah]

Deadmau5 is, like, the romanticest. [The Blemish]

Explaning the Newtown shooting to a son. [The Frisky]

Quentin Tarantino says that movies don’t cause shootings. [Cele|bitchy]

Taylor Swift launches it all. [Hollywood PQ]

Britney Spears is getting dumped after ‘X-Factor’. [The Superficial]

Sara Underwood’s tits on Twitter. [IDLYTIW]

New ‘Star Trek’ trailer. [Lainey Gossip]

Guess who’s going to be on this year’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Vanessa Hudgens is still playing dress-up in Mommy’s closet. [Moe Jackson]

Study claims that white men are far more likely to commit mass murder than any other racial demographic. I believe it. [Bossip]

Instagram says it has the right to sell your pictures. [Elite Daily]

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It’s all over for Lindsay Lohan. [The Superficial]

Things women do to make themselves feel feminine. [The Frisky]

Nobody’s buying Ke$ha’s album because it’s called ‘Die Young’. [TMZ]

Scarlett Johansson hacker gets ten years in prison, Lindsay gets none. [Starpulse]

But is she getting a ring for Christmas this year? [Lainey Gossip]

Joe Simpson took $4.5 million dollars in life insurance out on Jessica Simpson. [Splash]

Jessica Simpson is the Hungry Bridesmaid. [The Superficial]

Justin Timberlake looks … different. [Lainey Gossip]

Missing the nineties so hard. [theBERRY]

Sure didn’t need this visual, but thanks. [Yeeeah]

‘Dexter’ finale recap. [Socialite Life]

Olivia Wilde’s vagina found the love of its life. [Amy Grindhouse]

Kelly Osbourne says we all have housewife hair, but of course, she doesn’t. [Cele|bitchy]

But of course Tom Cruise doesn’t have sex. You’d need a penis to do that. [Bohomoth]

Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend is barely legal. [IDLYITW]

I like what Demi Lovato’s doing here. [I'm Not Obsessed]

The new Megan Fox. [G Celeb]

The Beckham son is modeling now. [Celebzter]

Zooey Deschanel—officially on the market. [Hollywood PQ]

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Lindsay Lohan will come to your Bar Mitzvah for sure. [The Superficial]

Diva. See? Diva. [Lainey Gossip]

SNL’s moving tribute to CT victims. [Starpulse]

Holy caloric intake indeed. [theBERRY]

Leonardo DiCaprio is hooking up with a twenty-two year-old. [Socialite Life]

Hillary Clinton has a concussion. [Bitten and Bound]

Brooke Mueller is done with rehab already. [TMZ]

VD is on the rise, like I told you. [The Frisky]

Katie Holmes has the best “revenge body.” Whaaat? [Cele|bitchy]

Aaron Paul drives a Lambo. [Lainey Gossip]

Hours later, I STILL don’t get this. [The Superficial]

MOOBS. [Socialite Life]

Trouble in Miranda Kerr’s marriage. [Yeeeah]

Evelyn Lozada and Chad Ochocinco are probably going to get married again. [Elite Daily]

More “pregnant” LeAnn Rimes photos. [Celebzter]

Miley Cyrus shows off more of her goth-ness. [Moe Jackson]

People are still paying Rob Kardashian to go places. [Hollywood PQ]

Holy boobs. [College Poison]

Hilary Duff likes morning sex. [IDLYITW]

Emma Stone goes gangster. [G Celeb]

Maximillian Beaufort’s ass. [OMGBlog]

Looks like ‘Zero Dark Thirty’s not winning any awards this year. [Huff Po]